Guys... who is your ideal woman?

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Guys... who is your ideal woman and why?

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  • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
    My wife.

    Why; because she is the only lady on the planet willing to put up with me.
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    • Profile picture of the author Sheila Ross
      Originally Posted by kenmichaels View Post

      My wife.

      Why; because she is the only lady on the planet willing to put up with me.
      The best answer.
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  • Profile picture of the author wackiin
    The one in My Icon shes a hottie Nina dobrev from the Vampire Diaries
    Whats better then a Hot chick with Sharp teeth that lives forever?
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  • Profile picture of the author esuresh
    Ideal woman does not exist in real world. It exists only in every ones dreams. You will be aware of it only once you get your ideal ones. Then you will think this was not the ideal one that I expected.
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Originally Posted by Mark Andrews View Post

    Guys... who is your ideal woman and why?

    Smoking hot,


    Mark Andrews
    This girl's cute. So tender...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX5LixYtcVE
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    No - NO, NO guys. You might not realize it yet.....but it's me. I am the ideal woman. Of course, for your own sanity and well being, you should keep me as an Ideal and not try to test the reality of that one.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Guys... who is your ideal woman?
    My wife, because she's awesome.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      My wife, because she's awesome.
      Yeah, my wife sometimes reads my posts too.
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        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        Yeah, my wife sometimes reads my posts too.
        Lol,

        My wife doesn't care about IM/forums.
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        • Profile picture of the author wackiin
          Mine tells me to get a Girlfriend and leave her alone

          Originally Posted by yukon View Post

          Lol,

          My wife doesn't care about IM/forums.
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      • Profile picture of the author esuresh
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        Yeah, my wife sometimes reads my posts too.
        Wow, this one was good.
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  • Profile picture of the author mikelmraz
    Justin Bieber ... Who doesn't wanna be her boyfriend?
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by mikelmraz View Post

      Justin Bieber ... Who doesn't wanna be her boyfriend?
      Anyone who's not gay, I guess.
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  • Profile picture of the author MilkerFocus
    Seems you guys are talking about your wife more than woman.
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  • Profile picture of the author Chris Worner
    One that isn't crazy.

    -Chris
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by Chris Worner View Post

      One that isn't crazy.

      -Chris
      Good luck with that, Chris.
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      Originally Posted by Chris Worner View Post

      One that isn't crazy.

      -Chris

      LOL

      But you will get bored with the normal ones :p
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      • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
        SofĂ­a Vergara -

        Sexy, feisty, fascinating, adorable!
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    Okay, this is tough. I'd gladly put on a blindfold and pick any one of these women from a hat:
    (If I couldn't have my choice from the group I'd take Marisa Tomei)

    Marisa Tomei
    Mary-Louise Parker
    Dana Delany
    Ashley Judd
    Janine Turner
    Diane Lane
    Halle Berry
    Catherine Zeta-Jones
    Fiona Apple
    Heather Locklear
    Jennifer Aniston
    Kim Cattrall
    Gwen Stefani
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      Okay, this is tough. I'd gladly put on a blindfold and pick any one of these women from a hat:
      (If I couldn't have my choice from the group I'd take Marisa Tomei)

      Marisa Tomei
      Mary-Louise Parker
      Dana Delany
      Ashley Judd
      Janine Turner
      Diane Lane
      Halle Berry
      Catherine Zeta-Jones
      Fiona Apple
      Heather Locklear
      Jennifer Aniston
      Kim Cattrall
      Gwen Stefani
      This is an interesting list. Are we picking from the line up based on present day or based on their prime?

      Based on prime, I'll take Locklear all day.
      Current take? It gets difficult....I'll take Aniston.
      At their best in their forties? Diane Lane.
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  • Profile picture of the author zimo
    Fran Drescher if she was quieter.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

    This is an interesting list. Are we picking from the line up based on present day or based on their prime?

    Based on prime, I'll take Locklear all day.
    Current take? It gets difficult....I'll take Aniston.
    At their best in their forties? Diane Lane.
    Real time. Current.

    Marisa Tomei is still as hot as ever, maybe more so.
    Mary-Louise, too. She just has that lecherous look about her.
    I fell in love with Dana Delany in Tombstone. She's showing her age now but is still quite beautiful.
    Ashley is a total babe still.
    Janine had always been on my top ten list and always will be.
    Diane is a knockout. Another one who gets better with age.
    Halle is another one who gets better with age.
    Catherine is starting to show her age but still has it.
    Fiona Apple got my attention in her video, Criminal. I get goose bumps just thinking about it. I haven't seen a recent pic but she's about a decade younger than most of these women so I'm sure she's still got it going on.
    Heather has been on most men's radar since the 80s. Another one who's showing her age a little but is still major in my book.
    Jennifer Like Fiona, she's a decade younger than the others and is a sweetie. She's in her prime right now.
    Kim is just raw sex appeal.
    Gwen is a sweetheart.
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  • Profile picture of the author taskemann
    Her because she only uses her mouth as it was made for:

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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Combine Mary Ann in cutoffs and her talent for baking coconut cream pies with Lovie Howell's assets.
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    • Profile picture of the author Big Rob
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      Combine Mary Ann in cutoffs and her talent for baking coconut cream pies with Lovie Howell's assets.
      Using my best Andrew"Dice" Clay voice...

      "Howza bout that for a three hour tour? Oooo!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    It used to be my wife until I married her ... then came the wake up call.
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    • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      It used to be my wife until I married her ... then came the wake up call.
      Ouch. I guess she doesn't read yer posts, huh?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

        Ouch. I guess she doesn't read yer posts, huh?
        Not often, but sometimes. We joke around like that with each other and have since we were teenagers. That "style" might not be for everyone, but it works for us. I don't think either of us have ever bought a serious card for the other in our lives, and we've known each other for 45 or 46 years.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          Not often, but sometimes. We joke around like that with each other and have since we were teenagers. That "style" might not be for everyone, but it works for us. I don't think either of us have ever bought a serious card for the other in our lives, and we've known each other for 45 or 46 years.
          That's how my wife and I are. If you didn't know us and overheard most of our conversations you'd swear we hated each other. I think the most common saying in our house is, "Shut your face hole."

          We both know it's a joke and that's all that matters.

          But, seriously, sometimes I just wish she would shut her face.
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  • Profile picture of the author Robert Michael
    Used to be Jessica Simpson.. but not anymore.. LOL motherhood has not treated her well..

    Back when she did dukes of hazard tho --- o. m. g. <3

    So for a current choice, I'd say Kourtney Kardashian... man she's amazing!!
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  • Profile picture of the author sloanjim
    I quite like the idea oh those sex robots that are coming out soon. That's ideal! I think they even nag a little to keep it real but at least you can just can switch it off or do other things :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author sloanjim
    Taskemnann!

    Where did you buy that from? IDEAL! :-)
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      LOL at you, Mark. You start two threads "Ideal woman" and "Ideal man" - and only the men get excited about it (so to speak).

      Either the woman have enough sense not to put people into "ideal" boxes - or enough experience to know there is no ideal man.
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  • Profile picture of the author Vicky K
    *jump* *jump* *jump*

    meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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