The Hobbit- A 30 second or less review (Depends on how fast you read).

by KimW
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Quick Review:
Save your money.
More detailed version:
This is Peter Jackson doing Peter Jackson.
There is not new or exciting in this movie.
An hour could have easily been left out and made it a better movie.
I hope he stops at two,not go on to do the rumoured three movies out of the one book.
When the second movie comes out I will wait to see it on dvd.
The story and plot changes he makes,detreacts more than adds to the movie.
Ha make parodies out of certain characters.

Many of you will be happy to see characters from the first movie make cameos,but If you do go and see it watch how Gandalf's beard goes from brown at the beginning to white after about 10 minutes in.
I give it 2.5 out of 5.




PS: I know others will come and rant and rave about how awesome it is.
To each their own. :rolleyes:
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    And of course we need to add this:
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    I am not going to post any real details til others have seen it and commented.....
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      Kim, I beg to differ.

      I'm a Tolkien fanatic, so much so that I even at one time made a living by creating websites for Tolkien fans, LOTRO players, etc.
      I have all of Tolkien's books, but I also have the movies, and I'm a founder player of the LOTRO. You can say for over 5 years I have lived and breathed all things Tolkien.

      Last night I went to see The Hobbit. I expected to be a little critical, because of my love of the book. I agree, Tolkien purists will possibly dislike the film. But I saw it as master film-making: it entertained me, it had funny parts, it had scary parts, it had wonderful imagery, it had action, and I felt emotionally connected to the characters.

      Yes, it was about Peter Jackson - at his finest.
      In my opinion, he has created another blockbuster and I can't wait for part 2!


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    i always get the names mixed up but cool feet
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Karen, I have almost the same credentials as you.
    I have read every book by Tolkien. While I am not as fanatic as some of my friends were growing up,they learned to read and write in the Elvish languages, you are probably one of the few that I agree knows as much about Tolkien's mythology as I do. I've even visited a site or two you have made.
    That being said, I admit I am a purist.
    You can say Tolkien has been a major part of my life for over forty years.

    Jackson made three fine movies that he called LOTR, but they were not the story of LOTR. Three books into three movies.

    Now he is reportedly making one book into three movies. After seeing what he did to LOTR,I was skeptical about The Hobbit but went in WANTING to see he be more true to Tolkien. He wasn't. Instead he was true to Jackson.

    I didn't say it here,but I posted elsewhere that I was not going into detail about the movie til others have had a chance to see the movie,because I want them to decide on their own.

    I'm wondering if we saw the same movie? The real problem was, as you yourself say,
    " it was about Peter Jackson". This much is very true. At his finest? I don't agree with that at all. Showing all of his excesses? Definitely. Sadly the only news things in the movie were also the worst..

    I'm going to guess what you call humour I saw as bad attempts at comedy/humour which is NOT in the book.

    Oh,he had some breathe taking scenes, but we had already seen them in LOTR.

    And I especially liked his version of Jabba the Hut. Oh,wait wrong movie. I wish I could say I laughed at that too,but it wasn't funny, just pathetic.

    Anyway. Everyone is entitled (and welcomed) to their opinion,and I hope others post theirs here too.

    I also can't wait for part two,and if it gets what it deserves,it will go straight to video. But it won't,because people love Jackson's movie making more that Tolkien's writings.

    Yes, I complained about how he messed up LOTR,and now I am complaining about how he messed up The Hobbit.

    Yes,I am a purist and proud of it.


    By the way,Jacskon's version of King Kong sucked too.
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  • The best movie Peter Jackson ever made was Dead Alive (Braindead)

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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      The best movie Peter Jackson ever made was Dead Alive (Braindead)

      Dead Alive (1992) - Official Trailer - YouTube
      Haven't seen that one.
      I've always liked The Frighteners though.

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      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      The best movie Peter Jackson ever made was Dead Alive (Braindead)
      That is by far the funniest, most shocking movie I have ever seen. It's been about 19 years since I have seen it, but the movie is that memorable.
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      • Profile picture of the author LarryC
        Originally Posted by David Maschke View Post

        That is by far the funniest, most shocking movie I have ever seen. It's been about 19 years since I have seen it, but the movie is that memorable.
        Don't think I ever saw that one, but one of his best is surely Heavenly Creatures.
        Heavenly Creatures (1994) - IMDb.

        I'm not anxious to see The Hobbit based on what I've heard so far. I can't help but think that making it into a trilogy was a marketing ploy.
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        • Originally Posted by LarryC View Post

          Don't think I ever saw that one, but one of his best is surely Heavenly Creatures.
          Heavenly Creatures (1994) - IMDb.

          I'm not anxious to see The Hobbit based on what I've heard so far. I can't help but think that making it into a trilogy was a marketing ploy.
          I'll have to see that too - but "Heavenly Creatures" seems like it was a much more serious movie...

          "Dead Alive" could best be described as a 'Horror-Comedy', that is so intensely graphic and shocking, yet hilariously funny at the same time (for those with a sick sense of humor)...:rolleyes:
          (it's like Jackson behind the camera keeps saying "cut! - we need more blood...it's not gory enough!" )
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    By the way,I've seen other bad versions of both The Hobbit and parts of LOTR.




    And this one by Ralph Bashki,creeator of Fritz The cat.
    Much better than the Rankin/bass version in my opinion and not too bad considering the time period is was done.
    He didn't do the trilogy though,only The Return Of The King.

    Interestingly enough,here is a comment someone left on this video:

    "And no1 should even try to claim Jackson didnt copy parts of this movie, because he surely did. Some scenes are almost identical, if not else just as a tribute to this movie (as he has said himself how much he loves this one)."


    http://www.imdb.com/find?q=The+Hobbit&s=all
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    Some might find this interesting,though it isn't about the movie:
    'Hobbit' House In Pennsylvania Would Make Bilbo Baggins Feel At Home
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Kim,

    Like you and Karen, I am a (almost) lifelong Tolkien fan. I loved the books, and also love the films. (I haven't seen The Hobbit" yet as it doesn't open here until the 26th).

    The thing about the books though is they are, in Tolkien's own words, unfilmable.

    Scenes like The Council Of Elrond would just be a shambles if they were committed to the screen the were they are in the book.

    I think the ending to ROTK film would be something the Tolkien would've disapproved of. I would've preferred the film to end with The Scouring Of The Shire as did the book. However, the Hobbits returning to the Shire where everyone was blissfully unaware of the great events that had just happened, works as well.

    Also the romance between Aragorn and Arwen was upgraded for the film due to it would''ve been difficult to make filmgoers understand the coronation and wedding scene if the romance had been ignored the way it was in most of the book(s).

    I guess there are three types of people: Ones that loved the book(s) and hated the movies; Ones that hated the books but loved the movies, and (my category) ones that love both.

    I guess there's also another category as well - ones that hate both the books and the movies, but why would anyone want to bother with them.

    Anyway, I'll be at the very first session on January 1, 2013 to see the first installment of The Hobbit, probably the 3d version.

    I made sure that I did the same thing for the LOTR films, making sure that the very first activity I did in each respective year was to see the LOTR.

    I'll add my review to this thread on Jan 2 (or thereabouts).
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    • Profile picture of the author KimW
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Kim,

      Like you and Karen, I am a (almost) lifelong Tolkien fan. I loved the books, and also love the films. (I haven't seen The Hobbit" yet as it doesn't open here until the 26th).

      The thing about the books though is they are, in Tolkien's own words, unfilmable.

      Scenes like The Council Of Elrond would just be a shambles if they were committed to the screen the were they are in the book.

      I think the ending to ROTK film would be something the Tolkien would've disapproved of. I would've preferred the film to end with The Scouring Of The Shire as did the book. However, the Hobbits returning to the Shire where everyone was blissfully unaware of the great events that had just happened, works as well.

      Also the romance between Aragorn and Arwen was upgraded for the film due to it would''ve been difficult to make filmgoers understand the coronation and wedding scene if the romance had been ignored the way it was in most of the book(s).

      I guess there are three types of people: Ones that loved the book(s) and hated the movies; Ones that hated the books but loved the movies, and (my category) ones that love both.

      I guess there's also another category as well - ones that hate both the books and the movies, but why would anyone want to bother with them.

      Anyway, I'll be at the very first session on January 1, 2013 to see the first installment of The Hobbit, probably the 3d version.

      I made sure that I did the same thing for the LOTR films, making sure that the very first activity I did in each respective year was to see the LOTR.

      I'll add my review to this thread on Jan 2 (or thereabouts).
      You've come the closest to expressing what I keep saying. I know the books could not translate word for word from the books, but Jackson made some very bad chnages at some times and totally ignored some major points of the book in the film,and the ending is a very good example. To me leaving that out is leaving out a large part of the story and the purpose of his story.

      And I like the LOTR films as movies, I just will never feel he made the intent of the book into a movie.

      And you are right, Tolkien himself never thought it could be translated well.
      Probably the books speak to each of us in a different manner. I can love it for one reason,you for another,Ken for another and Karen for yet another.

      I also have to say that I never enjoyed The Hobbit as much as LOTR.
      It really IS a children's book.

      Even so,Jackson ruined what could have been great parts of the book imo. I will have to wait to hear your opinion. But I do think you will be able to pick out which parts I'm talking about when you see it.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

    I think LOTR is a masterpiece. The ending is Tolkien's trilogy is anti-climactic and weak. Not so in the film.
    While I can see why you say that,I disagree, On first reading I thought so too,but I've rad the trilogy at least 20-25 times and my opinion changed to where I felt it was very important to what he was saying.

    I've said over and over Jackson made some good films,they just aren't the story of the LOTR.

    Anyone that has not read any of the books could sit down and watch then,with no preconceived notions,and find all three well well made,and for the most part a cohesive story.

    As someone said before, it is probably mostly us "purists" that find fault with the movies,both LOTR and The Hobbit.

    To each their own.
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    Dead/Alive reminded me of a film with Billy Connolly where zombies are kept as pets, Fido.
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    Still waiting,Whateverpedia...
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Yep, last Lord of the Rings, almost put me to sleep; or was it the second last? :rolleyes:

      Three hours of slimy creatures, and trudging across New Zealand, (Middle Earth) was a bit too much to take!


      I did sneak a peek, (the Hobbit) after seeing another film, and eventhough it portrays a great atmosphere, l couldn't sit through another one!


      Yep, one day when there is nothing else on, l will take a look! And if they start trudging across, cold, windswept country side again, off it goes!


      I will see every Harry potter that's shown, but can take or leave LOTR!


      Same with Merlin, it showed promise, then just got dull!


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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        And if they start trudging across, cold, windswept country side again, off it goes!
        A lot of the attraction of both books and movies is the lands they travel through. Middle Earth itself is as much a part of the story as hobbits, wizards, long lost kings and magic rings.

        Tolkien described the scenery in great detail, and created a very vivid mental picture for me.

        The films managed to capture that essence brilliantly I thought, even though a lot of digital trickery was applied to it.

        The Fellowship in particular was a brilliant advert for the New Zealand Tourist Commission.

        I guess though if sweeping panoramas of natural beauty don't appeal to you then you just won't get into it.

        I'd rather watch something with visually stunning scenery than any of the movies listed here. In fact I can't see myself seeing any of the ones listed.

        I generally avoid "action" movies* as they usually consist of two or so hours of cliches, preposterous story lines and diabolical acting.

        Give me a good story with good acting over crash-bang-wallop any day. I'd much rather see Citizen Kane than the Avengers, or any other comic book made turned into a movie.

        Even when I was younger, I'd rather read The Lord Of The Rings than a Batman comic.

        But that's just me.


        *Except for Bond and Bourne movies.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Still waiting,Whateverpedia...
      You wanted me to note the parts of the film where it veered away from the book, and I realised, just as the film opened for business down here, that I hadn't read The Hobbit in over 20 years. I've read TLOTR countless times over the years, but The Hobbit only two or three times. Part of the reason for that was I lent the book to someone and never got it back.

      Anyway, Santa brought me a new copy of it for Xmas* so I've just finished re-reading that. I'll be checking out the movie this weekend.

      Watch this space, as they say.

      *Actually I bought it for myself.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    "I guess though if sweeping panoramas of natural beauty don't appeal to you then you just won't get into it."

    I actually love the beauty of the land,but that was one of my problems. Jackson has done "the sweeping panorama" so many times in these movies that it just looks contrived now,
    Veering off the story is one of my complaints,as it was with LOTR, but with The Hobbit,it is just the fact that we have seen it all before, and done better in his LOTR movies.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      A lot of the attraction of both books and movies is the lands they travel through. Middle Earth itself is as much a part of the story as hobbits, wizards, long lost kings and magic rings.

      Tolkien described the scenery in great detail, and created a very vivid mental picture for me.

      The films managed to capture that essence brilliantly I thought, even though a lot of digital trickery was applied to it.

      The Fellowship in particular was a brilliant advert for the New Zealand Tourist Commission.

      I guess though if sweeping panoramas of natural beauty don't appeal to you then you just won't get into it.

      I'd rather watch something with visually stunning scenery than any of the movies listed here. In fact I can't see myself seeing any of the ones listed.

      I generally avoid "action" movies* as they usually consist of two or so hours of cliches, preposterous story lines and diabolical acting.

      Give me a good story with good acting over crash-bang-wallop any day. I'd much rather see Citizen Kane than the Avengers, or any other comic book made turned into a movie.

      Even when I was younger, I'd rather read The Lord Of The Rings than a Batman comic.

      But that's just me.


      *Except for Bond and Bourne movies.
      Yep, fair enough, and for the record l have gone to New Zealand, Milford Sound was one l stayed at for a while. This had Snow Capped mountains and picture perfect lakes. As well as trees in every colour manageable.

      So, don't get me wrong New Zealand is breathtaking, but, yeah, in LOTR, it seemed to go towards, a Scottish, backdrop, or bad weather, freezing conditions, slimy creatures!

      And a creature with a ring fixation tagging alone.

      I, know Harry Potter, did it as well, but l suppose l am not into that sort of landscape, or not 3.15 of it!


      Or it could be, that the LOTR is more on the negative side than positive? I know when one of the main small actors died, l was thinking, give me a break, (or give them a break) they have endured bad weather, freezing rivers, and fighting off endless slimy creatures!!!!

      Maybe they should do, a series after getting rid of the ring, and showing that there is more to their lives than that!


      "LORD OF THE RINGS, THE HOBBIT, TAKES A VACATION". Or gets Married, or creates a potion, so they sun comes out for more than a hour, etc!!!

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    OK, so here it is (finally).

    Making the Middle Earth film series this way around (ie TLOTR first, Hobbit second) was always going to be fraught with danger. In book format TLOTR is a lot stronger than its prequel, and so it is with the movies (so far).

    From what I've read about The Hobbit (TH) movies, Jackson intends for them to fill in the back story for TLOTR, and turn the whole lot into a 15-20 hour movie. This is why TH begins at more or less the same point that TLOTR movies begin, with Bilbo sitting in his hole writing about his "adventure". In fact I got the impression that TH begins about half an hour before TLOTR kicks off. In the opening scene of TH, Frodo (who isn't even mentioned in the book) is shown as going off to wait for Gandalf while Bilbo continues to write.

    He then gives viewers a background on dwarves and the building of Erebor. I have to say that Weta Workshops have lived up to the reputation they earned in TLOTR in the visual image of Erebor. I always had a firm mental picture of what places looked like while reading the books, but their vision of Erebor (just as it did with Rivendell and Lothlorien) was way better than anything even my imagination could come up with. It then recounts the story of the coming of Smaug to Erebor and the downfall of the Dwarves, and especially provides an explanation of why the Dwarves mistrust the Elves so much.

    It then goes back 60 years and we see the younger Bilbo played by Martin Freeman (the older Bilbo is once again played by Ian Holm), and from then on it's pretty true to the book. Gandalf visits Bilbo and decides that Bilbo would make a suitable companion on the Dwarves campaign to reclaim Erebor.

    The Dwarves arrive, and once again, the next part is pretty true to the book. Eventually they're off on the "adventure".

    Here we get some of tagiscom's favourite moments as it shows the 15 companions (13 Dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf) trudging across "Middle Earth" (better known to the rest of us as New Zealand). Incidentally, I view these scenes as necessary story telling devices to show the viewer just how big a journey they're actually making. This ain't a walk around the neighbourhood folks.

    After some "trudging" they eventually come to the Trollshaws, and what happens there is once again pretty true to the book.

    Then they encounter Radagast The Brown, a wizard who concerns himself with all manner of creatures, who has discovered that the malevolent force residing in Dol Goldur is the Necromancer. It's not giving away too much to disclose that the Necromancer is in fact Sauron before he regains his strength and ventures off to Mordor to rebuild Barad-Dur.

    Next they come to Rivendell, and what takes place there is the biggest departure from the books. There is a gathering there that comprises Elrond, Gandalf, Galadriel and Saruman, who are discussing the implications of the Necromancer and the Witch King Of Angmar (the Captain of the Nazgul in TLOTR) and how they are going to deal with them.

    This is covered briefly in the book of TH, where Gandalf goes off to a meeting of the White Council and eventually drive the Necromancer out of Dol Goldur. It is this part which leads me to the belief that the TH movies are meant to fill in the complete back story to TLOTR movies. More on that later.

    Then it's off to the Misty Mountains where there is another slight departure from the book. The book tells of how while they are crossing the mountains, they can hear in the distance "giants causing mischief" by tossing boulders around. You'll have to see the movie to see how that scene is depicted.

    From there the rest of the movie is once again, pretty true to the book. The companions are captured by goblins, except Bilbo who has his own encounter with Gollum, and comes into possession of the One Ring (to rule them all).

    Eventually they all escape from under the mountains, but get trapped by the goblins outside. When all looks lost, the Eagles fly in to rescue them and take them to their eyrie where they catch a glimpse of their goal, the lonely mountain of Erebor.

    And that's where part one ends.

    Now, back to what I was saying before about how Jackson is using TH to complete the tale of the "great events" that bring about the end of the Third Age of Middle Earth.

    The scenes featuring Radagast and the White Council meeting at Rivendell are setting this up to be continued in parts 2 and 3 of TH (The Desolation Of Smaug and There And Back Again respectively).

    I get the impression that part 2 will continue these threads whilst telling the main story of the downfall of Smaug and the reclaiming of Erebor, while part 3 will expand on the threads and tell of the expulsion from Dol Guldur of the Necromancer/Sauron and the build up to the events told of in TLOTR.

    Anyway, I hope I haven't given too much away for those who haven't seen, but want to see, the movie, as well as answering Kim's question(s) about what I thought of it.

    I'm giving it 4 out of 5.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Ah,while we disagree on the movie and how true it was to the book, good review.

    Some quick comments. Yes,the "mountains" is a part I really disliked and thought was terribly done.
    Radagast was made to be some sort of clown, and his depiction again was something not true to the book at all imo.

    The "trudging" while a good device,had been over done in the 3 previous movies,which was my complaint. The landscape itself is beautiful and I would love to visit before I pass.

    Thanks for the review, Whateverpedia.
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