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12 years ago

LOL Steve!

I'm not sure if your post was supposed to be tongue in cheek or not, but it certainly made me laugh and I thank you for that!

Terra

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Steven Wagenheim 12 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

LOL Steve!

I'm not sure if your post was supposed to be tongue in cheek or not, but it certainly made me laugh and I thank you for that!

Terra

I added a disclaimer because I was afraid somebody might take me seriously.

You know how SOME people have NO sense of humor. (cough, cough)
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- MissTerraK 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim
  
  I added a disclaimer because I was afraid somebody might take me seriously.
  
  You know how SOME people have NO sense of humor. (cough, cough)
  
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Dave Patterson

12 years ago

C'mon guys. The problem is, everyones EXPECTATIONS were too high.

There was no fire and brimstone. We didn't get sucked up in a black hole. Aliens didn't invade.

I was looking at my watch at precisely midnite and I swear the second hand jumped AHEAD about two seconds....

We are simply living in an alternate reality thats basically the same as the old one.

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Sumit Menon

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

C'mon guys. The problem is, everyones EXPECTATIONS were too high.

There was no fire and brimstone. We didn't get sucked up in a black hole. Aliens didn't invade.

I was looking at my watch at precisely midnite and I swear the second hand jumped AHEAD about two seconds....

We are simply living in an alternate reality thats basically the same as the old one.

Any chance you were drunk or high?

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Dave Patterson 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Any chance you were drunk or high?

Nope, but at the very moment the second hand jumped ahead I had opened my mouth to say somethng really stupid.....

Thankfully, that didn't happen.
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- Sumit Menon 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dave Patterson
  
  Nope, but at the very moment the second hand jumped ahead I had opened my mouth to say somethng really stupid.....
  
  Thankfully, that didn't happen.
  
  Strange thing. Around the same time, I felt I heard someone yell, "How did my underwear end up in the freezer?" I thought I was dreaming... But, now that you mention....
  
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Dan Riffle 12 years ago

Originally Posted by Sumit Menon

Any chance you were drunk or high?

Knowing Dave, probably both.
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lcombs

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

C'mon guys. The problem is, everyones EXPECTATIONS were too high.

There was no fire and brimstone. We didn't get sucked up in a black hole. Aliens didn't invade.

I was looking at my watch at precisely midnite and I swear the second hand jumped AHEAD about two seconds....

We are simply living in an alternate reality thats basically the same as the old one.

Possibly....
But, it could be like in The Matrix. (A really GREAT idea that missed the target completely and turned into a really BAD movie.)

But, (again), the world may have ended and we're in an alternative reality with all new memories of a non-existent past.

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MissTerraK

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

C'mon guys. The problem is, everyones EXPECTATIONS were too high.

There was no fire and brimstone. We didn't get sucked up in a black hole. Aliens didn't invade.

I was looking at my watch at precisely midnite and I swear the second hand jumped AHEAD about two seconds....

We are simply living in an alternate reality thats basically the same as the old one.

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Sumit Menon

12 years ago

Bunch of little kids were shot dead in your country. A girl was gangraped by five men and then an iron rod was inserted through her genitals damaging both her intestines few days ago in India.

The world hasn't ended, but, something tells me we are getting close.

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mojojuju

12 years ago

Welcome to the afterlife. It's the same as the beforelife.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

Sux - don't it -

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yukon

Banned 12 years ago

How do you know your still here?

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Dave Patterson 12 years ago

Originally Posted by yukon

How do you know your still here?

Because I just heard a familiar voice from another room ask..."Did you take out the garbage yet?"
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- tagiscom 12 years ago
  
  Well apparently, on December 21, time seemed to speed up eventhough all clocks were ticking along at perceived normal speed, then late at night it seemed to stop or pause!
  
  Now l seem to feel like all is calm, anyone else had this experience!
  
  No, l wasn't on anything, l am just very intuitive!
  
  And from what l have heard the universe expands and contracts every 320,000,000 years. And the point where it stopped contracting was last night!
  
  So, don't be too surprised if you hear one day that scientists are seeing the universe expanding!
  
  From what l have read time is a force, that is distorted by the Earth and the known universe, so some can tune into that!
  
  And from what Indian texts have said, the Earths core has been changed, so subtle changes will take place over the coming years!
  
  Obviously the world gov, will whitewash it, and try to cover up for as long as possible; But what else is new!!!:rolleyes:
  
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