Where is Allen Says?

by Chris W. Sutton

Posted: 15 years ago 16 replies

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Well, well, well... we have ourselves a little mystery going on here don't we? I haven't seen hide nor hair of the Head Hog at the Trough, the Top Rung in the Ladder, the Biggest Money in the Tree, i.e., Allen Says!

I am wondering what has happened to him. Did he get so rich from the WSO forum that he retired? Is he in hiding while he is finishing up "the next big thing" that he is going to release? Did he make so many spammers and scammers in the WF so mad at him that he had to go into the Witness Protection Program?

OR...

Are the rumors really true that Allen Says, Paul Meyers and Bryan Kumar are really the same person AND he has been locked him up because of his split personality disorder?

Whatever the reason, we miss you Allen! Please come back and let us partake of your tubular wisdom. Come down and once again walk amongst us lowly peons and let us bask in the magnificent splendor of the glow of your marvelous persona! We are SOOOOOO not worthy!

BTW, Allen, take care and have a great evening!

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jacktackett

15 years ago

Chris,
I've asked Willy Crawford, Paul Myers, and Allen a question via PM/email, and have not heard anything back from any of them. I just figured it was me and I asked a dumb question (or asked it incorrectly - in case anyone has not read my posts in the OT, I have a big mouth sometimes ;-) ),

but hum... wonder if you're right Chris and they're one and the same person and he (she?!!!) is just lounging around in the Caribbean reading the latest Jim Butcher novel on a Kindle?

As Chris said - take care and happy Easter, Passover, Equinox etc to all of you,

peace,
--Jack

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Learnanew

15 years ago

Originally Posted by jacktackett

Can't say I blame him if he is, The Dresden Files are fantastic.

But yep, haven't seen hide nor hair of the macho cheese recently, I assume other people than him have powers to lock topics right?

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DonDavis 15 years ago

I am starting to buy into the theory that Allen and Paul are one in the same. Not sure why, it just seems to fit
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Killer Joe 15 years ago

Hey Chris,

I'm in the Witless Protection Program and haven't seen hide nor hair of either of them around here.

Come to think of it, you never see them in the same place at the same time. Not even in a phone booth...

Spooky!

KJ
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- Jeremy Kelsall 15 years ago
  
  Sorry guys,
  
  Allen has been writing articles for me and doing some backlinking so, he's been a bit busy. He asked me to mentor him and show him the ropes in the "Internet Marketing" thing and I agreed on the condition that he worked it off as he couldn't afford my coaching rates
  
  Yeah.......
  
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  He asked me to mentor him and show him the ropes in the "Internet Marketing" thing and I agreed on the condition that he worked it off as he couldn't afford my coaching rates
  
  Jeremy, that is completely understandable! I mean, who WOULDN'T jump at the change to have you as a mentor? Just to have you make a post in my thread is more than I could ever hope for. Now I can go on to my greater reward just knowing that you even know my name!
  
  Jeremy, from the bottom of my heart, thank you... thank you... thank you!
  
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HeySal 15 years ago

I don't think they are the same person - just tight enough pals to disappear at the same times.......on the same adventures.

You see - I sell gold prospecting equipment. And had a massive amount of sales of all different varieties of the stuff just about the time they disappeared. Then not too long after that I started receiving pm's from another Warrior asking for much information about prospecting - many tips that the general public never receive from written material. (prospectors are cagey with their secrets).

Well, I didn't think too much about this until a few days ago when a friend of mine in the Archeology field sent me a few documentary videos of a dig he was doing. He was doing a small lead in segment on this one fairly secretive location about how all these prospectors have disappeared there --- and in the background there was a group of 3 guys with buros carrying two high-bankers and several Desert Fox automatic gold pans! -- Didn't get a good look at all of them - but one of them...that hat...sideburns...and those glasses. Well I could swear I recognized those.

Gee - I hope they don't venture to far in there or we might never hear back from them. Who is this forum willed to? Anyone know?
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KimW 15 years ago

Please forward one of your catalogs to me. I am ready to purchase equiptment and an ass and go into the hills prospecting too.
By the way, does it make a difference if I get an ass or a burro?
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Chris W. Sutton

15 years ago

I am ready to purchase equiptment and an ass

Kim, I don't think that Kevin Riley wants to get into the gold prospecting because he... ohhhhhh, I see, you meant a donkey. I am terribly sorry, that was my mistake!

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Adam Jackson

15 years ago

LOL Chris, you're gonna pay for that!

Originally Posted by Chris W. Sutton

Kim, I don't think that Kevin Riley wants to get into the gold prospecting because he... ohhhhhh, I see, you meant a donkey. I am terribly sorry, that was my mistake!

Take care!

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HeySal 15 years ago

An ass is a donkey, Kim - its a crossbred mule/horse and can't breed.

A burro is a smaller animal of its own species and can reproduce. It has been used in mining territories since mining began - because of its strength and compact size.

Tell me what equipment you need and I'll get the links - my shopping is down during repair and update -- I also can give you a hint of where the others went ISO gold -- but it will cost you your first mine to get that kind of info, LOL.
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HeySal

15 years ago

I don't think he did mean a donkey - nobody uses donkeys for prospecting they use burros...uh....Kevin might be smart staying home on this one.

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Dave Patterson

15 years ago

Originally Posted by TMG Enterprises

If you're looking to keep your costs down for this venture, don't bother buying the burro. Look around the forum for a few minutes and you're bound to find an ass or two.

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Kay King

15 years ago

Please come back and let us partake of your tubular wisdom. Come down and once again walk amongst us lowly peons and let us bask in the magnificent splendor of the glow of your marvelous persona! We are SOOOOOO not worthy!

Chris - is this post just a way to let us know that you graduated from copywriting school (finally)?

If you're looking to keep your costs down for this venture, don't bother buying the burro. Look around the forum for a few minutes and you're bound to find an ass or two.

ROFLMAO (or burro or donkey or whatever)

kay

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