Interesting..... FL women scare off intruder by chanting "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus..."

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Florida women frighten off intruder by chanting
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Probably a big joke to people who can't believe because they can't see.

    I doubt the perp 'saw angels' but the devil that was compelling him to be a thief does know who God is - so by the same token - he knows when to GET THE HELL OUT.

    I hope he is still crawling on his face until we crush his head.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    What the perp saw was a cult. I'd have been scared shitless myself. Of course, I wouldn't have been robbing anyone, either.
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  • Profile picture of the author Devin X
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    Wow, next time I get mugged, I'm gonna try chanting "SATAN, SATAN, SATAN"... maybe the thief see little demons running around and get the flip outta dodge.
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  • Profile picture of the author Robert Michael
    next time I get mugged
    Sounds like that happens quite often..

    You may want to consider arming yourself or moving if possible, lol I don't think chanting is going to work on every criminal. Pretty sure this was a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence..
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    • Profile picture of the author Devin X
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      Originally Posted by Whos That Guru View Post

      Sounds like that happens quite often..

      You may want to consider arming yourself or moving if possible, lol I don't think chanting is going to work on every criminal. Pretty sure this was a once-in-a-lifetime occurrence..
      Yes, because my response was completely serious. :rolleyes:
      I know sarcasm can be hard to read in text, but c'mon now...
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  • Profile picture of the author Robert Michael
    Hey man, muggings do happen! How am I supposed to know if you get mugged often or not? hahaha
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    • Profile picture of the author Devin X
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      Originally Posted by Whos That Guru View Post

      Hey man, muggings do happen! How am I supposed to know if you get mugged often or not? hahaha
      LOL true, true. I'll have to work on making my jokes more obvious in the forum. I was gonna post a meme too, but the mods have been cracking down on that lately.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    If you go completely mental on a thief, the odds they'll leave you alone increase by over +0.076%.
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