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Most painful joke I've heard in a while...

by MikeTucker
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So Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield met for the first time since their fight, and it started as friends. Sadly, Holyfield's ear is damaged, and Tyson has a lisp. So, when Tyson greeted him, Holyfield THOUGHT he said, "It's been EARS!"



...Yes, I will show myself out now...
  • Profile picture of the author MoneyMagnetMagnate
    I think you bit off more than you could chew...:rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      I think you bit off more than you could chew...:rolleyes:
      Because it were a cauliflower ear.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brian John
    good, not great. prolly won't tell that one myself lol.

    don't mean to hijack your thread but i've got a cool story, seems like a good enough time to tell it. funny u mention those two guys, i shook both their hands sat night. tyson does a stand-up show called "undisputed truth" on his life experiences. it was in chicago this past weekend and was pretty good. anyway, during the show he was talking about holyfield and how good of friends they are, at which time holyfield who happened to be at this particular show stood up. of course there was a big applause, was a very cool and unexpected moment (was planned but the audience had no idea). so a little later the show ends, tyson exits then comes back on stage to shake hands. we were in the 2nd row near the wall and he walks directly over to where we were standing and shakes my hand, my brother's and a few others before going to the other side of the stage. around that time holyfield was being escorted away from the crowd gathering around him to an exit a few feet from where we just happened to be. my brother says, "hey champ, can I get a picture?" they smile, i snap it, shake his hand and he walks right past and out of the auditorium.

    as a long-time fan of boxing, must say i had a pretty good time
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Ten
    Yikes. Don't go into the comedy niche.
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
    haha, yeah, he is doing the show here in Houston in a couple of days,
    I like the mellow Mike, he is funny as Hell-- And after all the BS, I'm glad
    he is happy as he gets older.

    Was listening to an interview where he was getting upset with his wife
    because she wanted the garage for her car. Doesn't she understand that
    pigeons are living creatures, and they get cold? lmao

    Anyway, they told the joke on the radio and I thought I would share
    the pain of it... Misery loves company and all that.


    Originally Posted by Brian John View Post

    good, not great. prolly won't tell that one myself lol.

    don't mean to hijack your thread but i've got a cool story, seems like a good enough time to tell it. funny u mention those two guys, i shook both their hands sat night. tyson does a stand-up show called "undisputed truth" on his life experiences. it was in chicago this past weekend and was pretty good. anyway, during the show he was talking about holyfield and how good of friends they are, at which time holyfield who happened to be at this particular show stood up. of course there was a big applause, was a very cool and unexpected moment (was planned but the audience had no idea). so a little later the show ends, tyson exits then comes back on stage to shake hands. we were in the 2nd row near the wall and he walks directly over to where we were standing and shakes my hand, my brother's and a few others before going to the other side of the stage. around that time holyfield was being escorted away from the crowd gathering around him to an exit a few feet from where we just happened to be. my brother says, "hey champ, can I get a picture?" they smile, i snap it, shake his hand and he walks right past and out of the auditorium.

    as a long-time fan of boxing, must say i had a pretty good time
    Whoa that is awesomeness, what timing for a pic like that!
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    • Profile picture of the author dad2four
      Brian, no pic? How can you tell that story and not post the porn?
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      • Profile picture of the author Brian John
        Originally Posted by dad2four View Post

        Brian, no pic? How can you tell that story and not post the porn?
        lol was thinking someone might ask about that.

        reason is the pic is of my brother, if it was of me i'd prolly post it.
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    • Profile picture of the author dad2four
      Mike, you created an image in my head with that joke. A total brawl ensued.
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  • Profile picture of the author TrafficTrader
    Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

    So Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield met for the first time since their fight, and it started as friends. Sadly, Holyfield's ear is damaged, and Tyson has a lisp. So, when Tyson greeted him, Holyfield THOUGHT he said, "It's been EARS!"



    ...Yes, I will show myself out now...
    It must be a Tuesday morning after a long weekend....I liked it! :-)
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