One of the greatest IM outfits lurks in WF shadows and Heads hunts Nicole!!

sockpuppet or stoned



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Your message is stated oddly somehow, but It is always nice when the underdog comes out ahead, or a handicapped person makes a forward leap. It is something we can all cheer about.

Who the hell is nicole and what the hell are you talking about...

The problem "theaccountant" is that nobody knows who in the world you are talking about.

Just seems a bit odd. Perhaps link to her forum profile? Does she actually want this attention?

I'm sure that this Nicole is a great person. And I'm sorry about her trauma.

But if I was her, and had a person like you representing me, I would feel that much more traumatized.

This entire post sounds like you're having a conversation with yourself. It lacks essential facts and details. You ramble on leaving little gaps and holes in everything you say.. expecting us to fill the gaps in with what? Our own imaginations?

Who is Nicole? A copywriter? So we're suppose to know who she is because of that? You could at least have said more about her as a person. Who is "IM's greatest outfit?" I'm just so confused right now its unbelievable.

Next time I think of terrible story telling, I will think of this thread.

So it wasn't completely useless if you ask me.

ps. I really hate writing stuff like this. But it sounds like this could have been a really inspiring story. And like you just rushed the entire thing w/out even considering a decent way of doing Nicole justice. Thats what really urks me.

hmm...details bro? Maybe the rest of us would like to give her business? I feel like I got dropped in the middle of a conversation between you and....your mind. But kudos to her for getting through her trauma...no small thing to be sure.

a well intended, but poorly executed thread IMO.

Accountants do take themselves a bit too seriously. You either share the story or just STFU and send a PM to Nicole.

As for the bickering... very immature.

Sal

whats going on?

The story of theaccountant -

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Do I know how to spot terrible talent or what?

I never considered fiver, but thats where'd I'd expect to see an article like this.

I wanted world class copy for a discount and then god intervened with a drunk driver.

My wordclass "theaccountant" went from a wordlclass copywriter, to an affordable, fiver level writer, thanks to god.

Now I can afford him, and my life recieves more value for the buck. I also outsourced this article on fiver, but I'm sure you can't tell.

Nobody knew about this person "theaccountant", because he was a deeply understated person. As in, nobody knew him. But I'll still write a story about him, regardless of whether it makes sense, because I know him, and that should suffice you too.

Now, the accountant has been found by a worldclass IM outfit, who's name I won't mention, but this story should still inspire you, because I said its "worldclass" and thats all that should matter to you... asshole.

Details and names are just as understated as theaccountant use to be, and all these interventions of god, that leave me here writing this. Whatever that may mean.

They has hired him!

They as in, NOT ME.

So please don't mistake THEY for ME. Because that would make the rest of you look like idiots. And I want to make sure we are real clear here about the lack of details.

Congratuations to theaccountant from me, and the rest of WF who have no idea who you are or what your real story is.

Nicole, please join us on this epic thread
We'd like to know who you are...

Fair play to Nicole wherever she is, or whoever she is for that matter. Ya sound like you just woke up from a drunken sleep and started banging on the keyboard about a random scattered dream you had. To be honest though, this thread is more interesting than a lot of others on here today.

Bored now chill time over ... rest and relaxation and all that stuff... see you guys later... have fun... time to do some real work.

cheers

Thank you all for participating .

This thread has really lifted my spirits and reaffirmed my faith in humanity

SOOOOOOOOOOO Ironic, I just watched "Undercover Boss", and admittedly was in tears watching all these hard working people get blessed,. I was coming on the WF to mention it...and BAMM this thread pops up.

Congrats Nicole! Good for you!

blind sales copy

People share links of rags to riches stories all the time here that involve people we dont know... I dont see the big deal. He's excited to see a little person who was considered to be "down for the count" get a break. It should inspire the heck out of you. Does me. He is trying to restore some of your faith in humanity. Thats all I got from it.

A good deed rarely goes unpunished.

:confused: Um......not sure. Totally depends if her marketing is better than yours. I have no idea who Nicole is - or what company it is you think is a great honor for her to be sought after by.

Some guy knows Nicole so the rest of the world is supposed to know Nicole.

Makes sense.

Congratulations, Nicole. I don't know who you are, but you now have a good drum roll
for your eventual appearance. (I was hoping this thread was about the aspiring singer
and Warrior Nichole getting a real music contract.)

Why you shore do if you spotted ole Thad! Thing is, I doubt you have spotted me cause you just don't seem the type what hangs out in the holler!

Now I do gots to be sayin that this IS sorta a spooky thread. I had chills goin up my back but then I started realizin two thangs... 1. the backdoor of my long johns was hangin open and 2. I just can't be scairt by folks called theaccountant! Heck, accountants ain't scary!

Paul, if you ain't havin no trouble understandin this here accountant then I am accusin you of breakin in old Thad's... ummm... sodie water... and drinkin about 4 quarts! After 4 quarts I can understand just about anythin!

Now as for all the venom, that there is one a my secret ingredients in my... sodie water... an I would shore appreciate it if you wouldn't be lettin the armadillo outta the trunk.

Now Mr. Accountant, I gots to tell you that I was on YORE side and felt a little sorry for you but when you go sendin folks private messages that say "Word of advice don't tangle with bigger beasts than yourself" then you and I gots to part ways! (That wasn't sent to me if any of you folks is wonderin)

I ain't afeered of big beasts! Heck, after us folks has done whooped up on em, we drag em down to the highway, pretend they was hit by a car and then we have have em for vittles! The bigger they are the longer the meal lasts!

Awww, I'm just funnin with ya! Ole Thad is as harmless as a little kitten with a bowl of milk! I didn't understand yore post like ole Paul did but that don't matter. I been sittin on the front porch havin a little sip and I ain't understandin much a nothin right now.

Ya'll take care!

Thad "thenumbercruncher" Hogg

As a number of people have asked - No, I am not Nicole! (I am Nicola - the last letter of the name is different)

Also, whilst I am long term sick - I have no medical bills as I am English and living in England.

Thanks for your attention - and now back to your regularly scheduled . . . .

I could find your comment insulting
I am british with a masters degree and a fully qualified professional.

Examine yourself before you rush to judgement about others

Please promise that the next time someone does not write in perfect in English ,do not presume that English is not their first language and that they are uneducated. In fact I am on the panels of a few professional bodies.

I found your comment slightly condescending. I hope my English this time passes the test of English being my first and only tongue

Ps not referring to comments of just prior but the lady who decides who is allowed or not to be an English speaker

You people so funny lol at least I now have my list of omers I will not do business with in the future:

However to set the record straight

I was very happy for her . I am an offline person who is just dabbling online I lik to learn new things.

Yes I may have phrased things inarticulately but I value people's privacy and I donot want to expose the person in question to potentional envy and ridicule.

She is not down and out . I did not intend to bolster myself because I have no need to. I do not sell anything relating to IM.

I was just amazed and go smacked that I was able to make a good choice of copy writer and person who from the very first time I communicated with her filled me with confidence and was not all about money.

She is not down and out infact she has many major projects under her belt in the past.

My disappointed is greatest with tow and heysal 2 people whose posts I have greatly respected since I have joined this esteemed forum just over a month ago.

I had communicated with them through threads past and was surprised and taken aback by the attack.

Everyone has their motives. I thought that there would be joy but the vitriol has shaken me I must admit.

This thread was never intended to be about me but about overcoming challenges.

Others whose posts that I have greatly respected in previous threads made it about me .

Maybe my prose was at fault to some extent but I am saddened by the venom.

Thanks Paul Myers for understanding the intent of this thread

@ the accountant:

George Takei, "Mr.Sulu" of Star Trek fame, has an important message for you.:

This is so funny

You guys are making me famous

I luv it

But seriously guys and gals

Admit to over reacting

Maybe others have as well

For any offence I have caused please accept my apologies

Maybe it is time to move on now

We are all on the same side and like all families had a mic communication and tempers flared

I am holding out the white flag forgive brothers and sisters peace