went to the under world.
He passed on.
He then asked the devil, "Hey what am i doing here, im supposed to go to heaven"
The devil then replied "NO you belong here"
Tom then challenge the devil "not if im smarter than you. I'll challenge you, if you can answer my question correctly i will stay here, if not you have to release me to heaven."
The devil complied.
Tom then took a chair, cut of 5 holes on the seat.
https://www.google.com/search?q=chai...ml%3B195%3B300 [illustrative purpose, imagine it on the seat]
Tom then sat down and farted, he asked the devil "so Mr devil, which hole did my fart came out from.
The devil replied all arrogantly "HAHA! The center hole of cos! "
Tom replied " WRONG! ITS MY ARSE HOLE YOU *&%$%^ "
Tom went to heaven needless to say. =D