OH NO! Another thread about Susan Boyle!!!

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Looks like the pumpkin's not as round as we thought.
Looks like the candle doesn't burn as hot as we thought.
Looks like the 'Hairy Angel' isn't as unspoiled as we thought.

OH, THE SHAME!!! ( ) And all this time I thought I might be the first to kiss her virgin cheek... I am SO broken-hearted!!! (Uh, yeah, right..:rolleyes

Turns out she HAS changed! She's got a new live-in hunk and she's wearing LEATHER!!!!

Well, see for yourself:

Susan Boyle Joked About Never Being Kissed

Posted Wed Apr 22, 2009 1:36pm PDT by Andy Pemberton in Musictoob


Britain's Got Talent
singer Susan Boyle may not be as naive as she would have us believe.

The 47-year-old spinster told viewers of the U.K. TV talent show that she lived alone, had a cat called Pebbles, and had "never been kissed."

But it wasn't true.

Boyle, who has competed in countless talent shows, used the line to curry favor with the audience. She told a TV interviewer from U.K. breakfast show GMTV, "That was made as a joke! Never been kissed? I've never stopped."

The blogosphere has lit up at the news.

"Angel or crazy for publicity? You decide," was how fan site CafeArjun.com responded. "I'm forced to believe it was all a planned show!"

Popwrap.com branded her a "one-trick pony," while NowPublic.com was more understanding: "Do you think a peck on the cheek counts for being kissed?" the site asked.

But Boyle's admission has done nothing to dampen the ardor of her millions of new fans. Many believe Boyle, who has been nicknamed the "hairy angel" according to Britain's Daily Mail, should be declared the winner of the show right now. (She has at least one more song to perform).

"Now that Susan Boyle has been acknowledged as a singing sensation for her beautiful voice, I think it would be a good idea to declare her the winner of Britain's Got Talent," wrote C.J. Crane from Mallorca in Spain.

"I am glad Simon Cowell looks like he's going to give her a recording contract," said Raymond Rees from Wales.

British fan D.E. Atkins wrote: "The makeover squad should leave Susan Boyle alone. It is her singing and simplicity that people love. Once they start trying to change Susan's image they will spoil her."

But is it too late? Is overnight stardom already threatening to change Susan Boyle?

Since her first audition, the local council has built a fence around her home to discourage autograph-hunters. Boyle has also hired a hunky live-in bodyguard, been seen sporting an expensive leather jacket, and has agreed to go on a date with one of the judges.

Susan Boyle Joked About Never Being Kissed - Musictoob

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