IF THINGS WERE TAKEN LITERALLY. If you feel bored
What are caterpillars afraid of?
-Dogerpillars!
Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
-He wanted rich soil.
What did one eye say to the other?
-Between u and me something smells.
What should never be eaten after its served?
-A tennis Ball
What did the tie say to the hat?
-u go on a head, i will just hang around.
What did the math book say to the history book?
-Boy, do i have problems.
When is a car not a car?
-When it turns into a driveway.
The more you feed it
The more it grows high
But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die
What is it??
-Fire
The Beginning of eternity
The end of space
The beginning of every end
The end of every place
What am I??????
-The letter E.
And you still wonder why the towel gets dirty yet you use it when you are clean??:rolleyes:
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