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Breaking News: The war with North Korea was abruptly ended today...

by taskemann
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...by Chuck Norris.

When asked how he defeated NK in 5 minutes, he responded, 'I would have done it faster, but I stopped for a sandwich.'

  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    All they would have to do is hit NKs nuclear plants, the place would be a radiation wasteland.

    Might be harsh, but the guys obviously an antagonist.
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    • Profile picture of the author taskemann
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      All they would have to do is hit NKs nuclear plants, the place would be a radiation wasteland.
      Chuck would have done that job with a few rocks in his hand.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ephrils
    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks North Korea off the map.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    One Chuck Norris tear would destroy all of North Korea. Unfortunately, Chuck has never cried.
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    • Profile picture of the author Brandon Tanner
      Chuck Norris once made a bet with Kim Jong-un that he could destroy North Korea's entire millitary with a single roundhouse kick. The loser had to shave all of the hair from the sides and back of their head and keep it that way.
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    "I'm going to take my left foot and kick you on the right side of your head, and there's nothing you can do about it"
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      "I'm going to take my left foot and kick you on the right side of your head, and there's nothing you can do about it"
      Unfortunately for Billy Jack, he was wrong. Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard he hasn't been seen in a film since 1981.
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      • Profile picture of the author yukon
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        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Unfortunately for Billy Jack, he was wrong. Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard he hasn't been seen in a film since 1981.
        That probably had nothing to do with his acting.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          These days - wouldn't Chuck to be more likely to give the NK leader a Total Gym and work him out to death? Just sayin....
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      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      "I'm going to take my left foot and kick you on the right side of your head, and there's nothing you can do about it"
      Man I loved that movie. The song One Tin Soldier Rides Away was awesome too!

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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Enfusia View Post

        Man I loved that movie. The song One Tin Soldier Rides Away was awesome too!

        Patrick
        Really? I didn't like it at all. Although, I saw it in the 90's when it was dated. Also, I'm significantly more Evil Conservative Townsfolk than Hippy Half Indian.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          I think the anger has been diverted - saw a short clip of North Korean people weeping and wailing in great sorrow and angst...and the "great leader" giving a speech with a huge photo behind him and a target on that photo.

          The photo is of Donald Trump - he's now NK enemy #1 for firing Rodman on Celeb Apprentice. Sacrifice The Donald for world peace?

          Saw it on Fox but can't find the clip online. Pretty funny to watch.
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    Wondered if anyone would recognize the para-quote.
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    Go Chuck ... my bet is in you.
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