Name... That... Comedian!

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Here's how the game works...

STEP #1: Guess which comedian's quote is posted... & win a prize!

STEP #2: Redeem your prize by posting a new quote by your favorite comedian!

Let's start with an easy one...

Who am I?
#off topic forum #name that comedian
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  • Larry the Cable Guy.

    "You know that feeling you get when you tilt your chair back and it feels like you're about to fall? I feel like that all the time."
  • Steven wright.

    "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
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    • Yes - Stephen Wright.

      "The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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  • Good clip. I haven't seen anything of Howie in years. Dont' know what he's doing but he used to be pretty funny.

    Still waiting for someone to get this one....
    I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... "
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    • That's a classic, he has always been one of my favorites but I'll let some one else take a stab at it.
  • I don't know the answer (i forfeit the grand prize)

    but i have one i bet you are all too young to remember.

    Talking about a hangover, the comedian says:

    "My tongue is asleep and my teeth itch"
  • "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"

    -Bill Connolly

    1st comedian... guess who?

    "My tongue is asleep and my teeth itch"

    - Shelly Berman (*Accused Bob Newhart of stealing his phone routine)

    2nd comedian... guess who?

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