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I asked my son, 3, "What sound does rain make when it hits an umbrella?" He said, "No!" I asked, "No, what?" He patiently explained, "I don't not want to play games right now, daddy. Sorry."
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  • Kids will get you every time.

    My kid is on the end stages of potty training. In church he hid behind a pew
    pulled his pants down and took a dump and then used his hand to wipe.

    He was so proud of himself ... that he did not go in his big boy pants,
    and extra proud because he remembered to wipe.

    talk about mortified .. and kinda proud all at the same time.
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    • LOL Ken!

      Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine. The most embarrassing thing one of my kids did in church when they were little was call their Sunday School teacher a "big fat rat" after they were scolded for not paying attention.

      Terra
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  • Last week, soon after I returned from the grocery store, I heard my toddler shout, "Done! Good job!" I inquired, "What's done?" Moments later, my wife asked me about new a new tube of toothpaste in the bathroom. I then noticed pasta sauce placed on the kitchen counter, and a box of crackers placed in the bread basket. Our three-year-old had put it away on his own initiative, then congratulated himself. We had never showed him anything about putting such stuff away. We were definitely surprised and amused by that.
  • In my neighborhood, I've seen half-Asian kids with blonde hair, but I don't think any had blue eyes. I always understood that there has to be blue eyes on both sides of the family for it to be possible for offspring to have blue eyes. Perhaps his mother has a touch of other ancestry, eg Ainu, Persian, or Turkish?
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    • Rumor has it her great grandfather had grey eyes
      and her great great grandfather had blue eyes

      I might have that back wards
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    I asked my son, 3, "What sound does rain make when it hits an umbrella?" He said, "No!" I asked, "No, what?" He patiently explained, "I don't not want to play games right now, daddy. Sorry."