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Lets Dedicate this thread to Jokes to have fun time for the warriors, Posts jokes which everybody could understand.

1.Height of addiction:
In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!

2.How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

3.Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!

4.When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...

5.Full form of study - S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.

6.Awesome answer given by a gf when her bf askd her for a kiss.
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Do it@

7.How to Kill a mosquito:
Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make googli in its stomach
and when it laughs
,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison ....

8.Santa: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

9.A girl comes late to class.
Teacher: Why a re you late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What ?
Girl: That boy was walking very slow.

10.What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite?
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Socho ?

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BOW BOW!
What else can a dog say?

11.When a woman loves you, you're a husband;
When a few women love you, you're a man;
When many women love you, you're a lover;
When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol;
When thousands of women love you, you're a leader;
When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...

12.What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life?
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When nobody likes your Facebook status!

13.Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

14.Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

15.An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain, when they put fire at your back!

Now tell me Which was your favorite and Post more jokes to laugh together.

Have a fun day!
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