Seriously Funny Jokes!!! LOL!

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Ok, found these online, and they were so clever l just had to put them here.

Enjoy! :p PS l will keep the controversial ones, down to the bone, but some may get through?

Enjoy!

This next joke is PG, but you need to read it all first, still very funny so l thought that l should risk putting it in.

Sorry another blonde joke!

Shane
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  • Thanks....I love ending my day with a smile.
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    • Biker and Little Old Lady.

      A biker stops by the local motorcycle shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
      While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
      The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
      The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in the other hand?"
      "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
      On the way he says, "Let's take my shortcut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
      The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
      The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
      The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket and I'll hold the chickens."
  • i like the topic best
    Seriously Funny Jokes !!!
    How ironic...
  • A good laugh is great for the soul. Thanks for all the laughs.
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    • Some of these are very funny. Thanks for that !
  • These are some really good jokes. Blonde joke was awesome!
  • These jokes are not hilarious but I like them. The one about the woman and baby in the bus is my favorite!
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    • Hmmmmm, good to hear everyone is enjoying them, they are a collection of the best ones available!

      There were others, but they either weren't funny, or downright rude, so....


      Thanks for the joke Riptor.

      Yep, the earlier it is in the morning the more creative l become?

      I am at my best at 3am, yawn!!! :rolleyes:

      Shane
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  • If you have any adult only jokes you can post them TJA or send them to me and I will post them for you, TJA is in my sig.
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    • Ok, PM,ed you the source link, knock yourself out! :p

      Shane
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