Super Heroes Are Now Everywhere

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I hope this information reaches the right hands.
There have been sightings of streaks across the sky. Some multiple streaks across the sky. Nobody knows what they are.

Oh sure, the government says that they are aircraft of some sort, but they are going way too fast for any aircraft ...made on Earth.

But I've been going over old news reels and getting a close look at some interesting and revealing photos. Here is one;


And what about this!


I have only one explanation. There is a living person from another planet that has visited Earth and has superhuman powers, including the ability to fly at great speeds. There is no other way to see this.

Think about it. We keep hearing about UFOs, but none ever land. Why? Because this alien superhuman has been battling these evil aliens and sending them back home.

I've done some serious calculations and I think I know where this umm....Superhero is originally from. There is a large planet in the Orion cluster that exploded in 1938. At the time scientists called it Krypton. Obviously, this was kept secret. But two investigative reporters, Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, brought us the news in 1938. They are now dead. How did this happen? Who got to them?

And there have been mysteries that I think have now been solved.

For example, there are a couple of crystal pyramids that have been found in the Bermuda Triangle. There is evidence that there is a wormhole connecting the pyramids with a location in the north pole. Scientists (paid to keep this discovery secret by the government), have found a structure in the arctic that they have decided to call The Fortress Of Solitude. My question..Who gave them that name? The owner obviously.

Recently there has been a lot of movies about superheroes. It isn't a stretch to infer that this is funded by the government to gauge our acceptance of real super heroes living among us. Some of us will keep our heads in the sand, but the evidence is clear. There are plenty of superheroes among us.

Recently, The Avengers was shown to see how we would react to their presence. It was the highest grossing movie ever. Proof that these Superheroes exist. How else can you explain the movie's popularity?
Every story has an element of truth. The names were changed in the movies (to protect the innocent), but the stories are true.

On the 14th of this month, the single greatest discovery will be revealed. The government (in cahoots with scientists) is allowing the proof to be given. It's being released in a documentary titled Man Of Steel..

Everything will be revealed then. But the agency involved (very hush hush) will require that we pay for tickets. Super Heroes don't work for free.

Some will say that these movies are just escapist fun, made possible by special effects. But that's insane. You don't need special effects when you can just film someone flying.

There will be those sheep that say "Why haven't we seen these super heroes?". Well, obviously they use super speed! That's why.

And these super-people are not always in their super hero persona. It would make sense that sometimes they are walking among us. Of course, we can't identify them, we don't have super powers....yet.

But we sometimes hear stories of ghosts, spontaneous combustion, lights in the sky....
If there are people with super powers, all these things can be explained easily. Although using heat vision (I just named it) to cause people to burst into flames will require an investigation. Criminal charges may be filled.

Look up in the sky on the 14th folks. The Man Of Steel is coming.
The truth will be told.
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    Claude, why don't you change your eating habits and try a bit of egg and bacon in the morning . . .

    . . instead of too much of these . .
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

      Claude, why don't you change your eating habits and try a bit of egg and bacon in the morning . . .

      . . instead of too much of these . .
      Horny Devil; First of all, why are you using your Super Hero name and not your human name?

      Second of all, Iron Man isn't a Super Hero. He just wears a suit that mimics powers. We have to stick to the facts here folks, or the Super Villains win.

      By the way, Horny Devil is a great Super Villain name.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


        Second of all, Iron Man isn't a Super Hero. He just wears a suit that mimics powers. We have to stick to the facts here folks, or the Super Villains win.

        Wait, by that qualifier, neither is Batman. Is this really how you want to set up paramaters for such a definition?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Wait, by that qualifier, neither is Batman. Is this really how you want to set up paramaters for such a definition?
          Dan; Now you're just being silly. Batman is not super. He just dresses up like a bat and fights crime. And, to tell you the truth....I didn't think he was real until Ron Rule let us know that he was Batman...Batmobile and everything.

          Now that you mention it...there is the Batplane. That would explain a few of these trails in the sky. Maybe he was chasing the Super heroes in his Batjet.

          I won't lie to you..I have no proof of this... yet! But I'm working on it.


          Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

          Ironman IS a Super Hero, unless Wikipedia, those buggers at Yahoo, the wonderful Marvel Comics, and of course my dad, have all deliberately set out to ruin my childhood memories.
          Iron Man is NOT a Superhero! That's what some here would like you to think...but the observant know better. Wikipedia was paid off! Marvel was paid off! Your Dad (Horny Devil Sr) was paid off!

          Iron Man is a figment of someone's imagination. I can't prove there is an Iron Man, but it's pretty clear that..let's call him "Superman" is real. Connect the dots, it's all there for you.

          And on the 14th, the new movie will blow the lid off of this thing.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Horny Devil; First of all, why are you using your Super Hero name and not your human name?
        Because my "human" name is Mr X, but Malcolm beat me to fame with that name. Also I suffered badly with acne as a child and got fed up of being taunted with cries of, "x marks the spot".

        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Second of all, Iron Man isn't a Super Hero. He just wears a suit that mimics powers. We have to stick to the facts here folks, or the Super Villains win.
        Ironman IS a Super Hero, unless Wikipedia, those buggers at Yahoo, the wonderful Marvel Comics, and of course my dad, have all deliberately set out to ruin my childhood memories.

        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        By the way, Horny Devil is a great Super Villain name.
        All the ladies tell me that


        Incidentally, the sky pictures that you posted Claude; very observant of you but I expected no less . . .

        Claude Whitacre = watched air clue

        Wonderful things, anagrams.
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        • Profile picture of the author senthu
          This is some compelling evidence you have here, I don't see any faulty logic here at all. This may be one of the biggest revelations of our time. :p
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post


          Claude Whitacre = watched air clue

          Wonderful things, anagrams.

          Ain't it the truth...

          unidentified flying object = infected nutjob dignify lie
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          • Profile picture of the author Alexa Smith
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            You're not necessarily so well-placed to speak of anagrams, Mister ... don't look now but people are wondering whose shoes you're wearing, being yourself an anagram of "sliding ankles".
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            • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
              Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

              You're not necessarily so well-placed to speak of anagrams, Mister ... don't look now but people are wondering whose shoes you're wearing, being yourself an anagram of "sliding ankles".
              Easy there, Lama Sex Hit. Or should we call you "Male Ax Hits"?


              (I was going to go with "A Meal Sixth", but we all know you've probably never seen a fourth meal in a day, let alone a sixth. )
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                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                I was going to go with "A Meal Sixth", but we all know you've probably never seen a fourth meal in a day, let alone a sixth.
                Mmm, I admit a sixth meal would be pushing it a little, by my standards.

                In your case that sixth meal would have to be a Fried Flan, presumably?
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

                  Mmm, I admit a sixth meal would be pushing it a little, by my standards.

                  In your case that sixth meal would have to be a Fried Flan, presumably?
                  Careful, Lexi! He could be armed and dangerous. I hear he's not only a rifle fan, but "D" rifle fan.

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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

              You're not necessarily so well-placed to speak of anagrams, Mister ... don't look now but people are wondering whose shoes you're wearing, being yourself an anagram of "sliding ankles".

              I prefer "El Kissing Land" ... it brings out my inner Don Juan. :p
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              Originally Posted by Alexa Smith View Post

              You're not necessarily so well-placed to speak of anagrams, Mister ... don't look now but people are wondering whose shoes you're wearing, being yourself an anagram of "sliding ankles".

              He is also A Skilled Sign, though.

              I know there are real super heroes, or men wouldn't try to convince us that they are also one. My ex tried for years to make me believe.

              Who needs a super hero, though - I'd be happy myself to see Indiana Jones parked in my living room.

              I mean man of steel -- REALLY. Who wants a dude that rusts every time you get caught in the rain.
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              • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                He is also A Skilled Sign, though.

                You're my hero for that one, Sal.
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                  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                  You're my hero for that one, Sal.
                  I thought you'd like that one, Slippery Ankles.
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                He is also A Skilled Sign, though.

                I know there are real super heroes, or men wouldn't try to convince us that they are also one. My ex tried for years to make me believe.

                Who needs a super hero, though - I'd be happy myself to see Indiana Jones parked in my living room.

                I mean man of steel -- REALLY. Who wants a dude that rusts every time you get caught in the rain.
                Sal; Please don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! (Hulk reference)

                You brought up one huge piece of evidence about real super heroes. Superman can't rust, because he's "The Man Of Steel" not "The Man Of Iron".

                THAT'S why Iron Man isn't a real super hero...because he can rust!

                One more piece of the cosmic puzzle solved. Thank you Sal, you are a true investigative reporter.

                Oh...And About The Martian Manhunter! (I'm now back into nonsense mode, and on this thread & I'm not coming back)

                The Martian Manhunter is from Mars! At least that's what the government tells us (in their magazines they call "comic books"). But we know there are no people on Mars right? Wrong! One of the Martian Manhunter's powers is that he (like everyone on Mars) can change their shape at will. Another power is that they can become invisible (there are actually true of the comic character). So......they are there..we just can't see them.

                But we can't see them because of their powers! Check And Mate!

                Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                Laurence, based on Claude's premise, they aren't comics. They're serialized biographies.

                I'm pretty sure my dad had superpowers. He had the ability to release noxious odors. It had a serious limitation, though: it only worked when someone pulled his finger. Not exactly Wolverine, but certainly a power to be respected, especially in confined spaces.
                Dan; What do you mean "Based on Claude's Premise"? These are Biographies, Exposes, and legitimate reports from ...um..reporters.

                And your Dad's "power". Don't make me laugh! That isn't a power, it's a mutation. BIG DIFFERENCE!
                My Dad had a power that dwarfed your Dad's "ability"!

                My Dad had mind control powers. He had the ability to get me to offer to pick up the check, whenever my wife, mom, and dad went out to dinner. And he made me think it was my idea...and he acted as though he were actually offering to pay! Beat that!

                But...a few hours later, he seemed to suffer the same mutation as your Dad. So...that means I paid for that meal twice.

                OK, Tomorrow, I think I'll let you guys in on the Bombshell that will blow this whole thing wide open...How to know if your spouse is a Super Hero. You'll never look at them again the same way.

                And remember...the 14th is only ten days away...and then the world will be aware of The Man Of Steel.

                Muuuhuuuuhaaahhaaaa!!!!! (evil laugh)
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                • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post




                  And your Dad's "power". Don't make me laugh! That isn't a power, it's a mutation. BIG DIFFERENCE!
                  Claude, you're mixing up cause and effect. The mutation caused his power of odoriferousness. And if he were still here today and learned that I'd divulged his power, he'd use his other power, The Evil Eye, to make me cry.
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                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                  Muuuhuuuuhaaahhaaaa!!!!! (evil laugh)

                  Really? I thought that was the name of an Indian chiefs squaw from an episode of The Lone Ranger (and Tonto). I may be wrong. :rolleyes:

                  Maybe not a Superhero but The Lone Ranger was a hero to children everywhere. What do you think kemosahbee?
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                    seems legit
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


                    Muuuhuuuuhaaahhaaaa!!!!! (evil laugh)
                    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

                    Really? I thought that was the name of an Indian chiefs squaw from an episode of The Lone Ranger (and Tonto). I may be wrong. :rolleyes:
                    You are. I think.

                    Were you thinking of Minnehaha? The lover of Hiawatha in Longfellow's the Song of Hiawatha?

                    I guess it's easy to confuse MooHooHaha with Minnehaha! Or not. I think you were thinking of a laughing cow. :p

                    Oh wait! Claude, I was not calling you a cow in any way, shape or form!

                    That's what I get for rambling...

                    Okay back to our super heroes...

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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      You are. I think.

                      Were you thinking of Minnehaha? The lover of Hiawatha in Longfellow's the Song of Hiawatha?

                      I guess it's easy to confuse MooHooHaha with Minnehaha! Or not. I think you were thinking of a laughing cow. :p

                      Oh wait! Claude, I was not calling you a cow in any way, shape or form!

                      That's what I get for rambling...

                      Okay back to our super heroes...

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                      Terra; According to Legend, MoooHooHaHa was the mother, and Mini HaHa was the daughter. She was very small for an Indian, and made up for it by being the funniest Indian in the tribe. So they gave her the name "Mini Ha Ha" which translates to "Small funny woman who does stand up comedy".

                      Her mother, MooHooHaHa, got her name because she would spend her free time laughing at cows and owls.

                      At least that's the Legend.
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        Terra; According to Legend, MoooHooHaHa was the mother, and Mini HaHa was the daughter. She was very small for an Indian, and made up for it by being the funniest Indian in the tribe. So they gave her the name "Mini Ha Ha" which translates to "Small funny woman who does stand up comedy".

                        Her mother, MooHooHaHa, got her name because she would spend her free time laughing at cows and owls.

                        At least that's the Legend.
                        Claude!

                        You promised you would keep my and my mom's true identity a secret between friends!

                        Sheesh! I'm so embarrassed now. :p

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                      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        Terra; According to Legend, MoooHooHaHa was the mother, and Mini HaHa was the daughter. She was very small for an Indian, and made up for it by being the funniest Indian in the tribe. So they gave her the name "Mini Ha Ha" which translates to "Small funny woman who does stand up comedy".

                        Her mother, MooHooHaHa, got her name because she would spend her free time laughing at cows and owls.

                        At least that's the Legend.
                        There's a Mini HooHa joke in here, but I'm not going to be the one to make it.
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                        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                          Yikes Dan!

                          It looks like you have super powers too. You killed a thread with just some off color words! :p

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                          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            Yikes Dan!

                            It looks like you have super powers too. You killed a thread with just some off color words! :p

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                            I thought Mini HooHa was the granddaughter. :rolleyes:
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                              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                              I thought Mini HooHa was the granddaughter.
                              Okay, sure. :p

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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

                    Really? I thought that was the name of an Indian chiefs squaw from an episode of The Lone Ranger (and Tonto). I may be wrong. :rolleyes:

                    Maybe not a Superhero but The Lone Ranger was a hero to children everywhere. What do you think kemosahbee?
                    My dearest Horny;
                    Don't be silly. The Lone Ranger was just a TV show, a few movies, and a series of novels. He wasn't real. Are you trying to trick me?
                    And I can prove that he isn't real. He wears a mask. Horses hate masks, because they think he must be a raccoon. And horses hate raccoons.

                    Sure, you may say that some super heroes wear masks, but they don't ride horses, now do they? Again, Check and Mate!

                    And he uses silver bullets. And silver bullets are only for killing Werewolves, and wounding vampires. And I know for a fact that werewolves were killed off in "The Great Werewolf Battle if 1824". Ipso Facto...The Lone Ranger isn't real.

                    See? My logic is flawless.

                    Now...How do you know if your spouse is a Super Hero.

                    Does your spouse wear glasses? (the perfect super hero disguise)

                    When they see something on the news about a crime, do they make up an excuse about having to "go get milk", and as they leave the room...rip off their glasses dramatically? That's a sure sign of a Super Hero.

                    Do you find widows open around the house, and you didn't open them yourself? Super Heroes don't use doors. They use windows.

                    Do you ever see your spouse just gazing out into space? The truth is that they are actually gazing out into space! They are watching crimes being committed in far off lands, and even on other planets.

                    Watch out for them, after they finish gazing...to say that they have to "go to the bathroom" and watch to see if they take off their glasses as they leave the room.

                    But......I would go see Man Of Steel next weekend. You'll see plenty of kids dressed up in costumes on opening night. Which ones of them are real Super Heroes? Will they reveal themselves to the world?

                    Time will tell. Until then, I'll see you tomorrow...same Bat Time..same Bat Channel.
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    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


    ...Some will say that these movies are just escapist fun, made possible by special effects. But that's insane. You don't need special effects when you can just film someone flying.

    There will be those sheep that say "Why haven't we seen these super heroes?". Well, obviously they use super speed! That's why.

    And these super-people are not always in their super hero persona. It would make sense that sometimes they are walking among us.
    People won't believe it the second time around just like they didn't the first. This explained everything!



    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

    Of course, we can't identify them, we don't have super powers....yet.
    Yes we can! Will Smith in the flesh baby!

    Let those that have an ear, hear! :p

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      Is it a bird or is it a plane... ?





      Elvis has left the building
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        Originally Posted by Riptor View Post

        Elvis has left the building
        And traveled a long way, too - the last I heard of him, he was living in a disused old London routemaster bus, on the dark side of the moon. I saw the photos on a website myself (after they'd been "corrected", of course, so that they were fit to publish. There were far more photos of this, too, but the media wouldn't publish them. Some of us understood why ).

        Irrefutable evidence will come out soon enough.
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    This is a very intriguing thread...trust Claude to do all the investigating... the Earth salutes you sir. You are a genius among us mere mortals for putting all this together.
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      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      This is a very intriguing thread...trust Claude to do all the investigating... the Earth salutes you sir. You are a genius among us mere mortals for putting all this together.
      I Am a genius indeed. But being a genius is not a proper super power.


      But back to the subject at hand....

      Earthquakes are caused by these super heroes landing after taking flight.
      Lightning is direct from Thor's hand. Thor the Super Hero...not the Norse God Thor....this isn't about religion.....Or IS IT?

      Why do you think the Romans and Greeks wore capes? RED Capes.
      Because they worshiped the "One who's name you dare not speak"!

      In Greek it's spelled "Kal-El". In English, that can either translate to "Clark" or "Kent"...depending on your regional dialect.

      Try as I might, I couldn't get it to translate to "Claude".

      Again. Beware the 14th of June.....
      Because it's coming soon.....
      And then doubters will sing another tune.

      Remember, if it rhymes, it's true. PROOF!
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    Is making a joke about gay superheroes considered racism on this board? Just wondering ...
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Lucian Lada View Post

      Is making a joke about gay superheroes considered racism on this board? Just wondering ...
      Lucian! Super Heroes Are Not Gay!

      I can prove it. The vast majority of Super Heroes wear tight fitting colorful costumes. Would a gay person dress that way? I Think Not!

      Super Heroes sometimes wear a codpiece that looks like someone hastily got dressed, and accidentally put their RED underwear outside their leotards. Absolutely Not Gay. It's happened to me many times!

      And Gay people are not a race. So...no Racism (Brilliant, aren't I?)
      And almost no male Super Heroes are married. But....that just means they are...um...still looking for the right girl.

      So...Nothing to see here folks...keep moving along.....

      (I'm having way way too much fun with this)
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      • Profile picture of the author Lucian Lada
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Lucian! Super Heroes Are Not Gay
        I didn't say that!

        I also know that there aren't any gay super-heroes because I haven't heard any super-hero's butt whistling while flying!
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Lucian Lada View Post

          I didn't say that!

          I also know that there aren't any gay super-heroes because I haven't heard any super-hero's butt whistling while flying!
          Although my initial response to your post was Ewwww, I decided I had better let you in on the reason why you never hear whistles. Any wind that comes out of their rear ends wouldn't be a whistle, it would be a supersonic boom! They are "super" heroes, after all.

          And no, I'm not talking "gay whistling" at all.

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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Although my initial response to your post was Ewwww, I decided I had better let you in on the reason why you never hear whistles. Any wind that comes out of their rear ends wouldn't be a whistle, it wold be a supersonic boom! They are "super" heroes, after all.

            And no, I'm not talking "gay whistling" at all.

            Terra
            All kidding aside, that was my response as well. Of course, I assumed that sonic booms were caused by Super Heroes burping.(I'm trying to clean this up a little)
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    If you consider what we can do today compared to 500 years ago, I bet some people back then would regard some of us as superheroes (or maybe witches) because science today would seem like magic back then. Some are superheroes because they do have magical powers. Some are because they come from other planets and so what they do may seem like magic. Martian Manhunter is another extra terrestrial. Kal-El isn't the only one in that category.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      If you consider what we can do today compared to 500 years ago, I bet some people back then would regard some of us as superheroes (or maybe witches) because science today would seem like magic back then. Some are superheroes because they do have magical powers. Some are because they come from other planets and so what they do may seem like magic. Martian Manhunter is another extra terrestrial. Kal-El isn't the only one in that category.
      Laurence; I'll be serious for a second. 500 years ago, anyone with a gun would have been considered a god or a demon. If you have no idea what a gun is, all you would know is that someone pointed at someone else, there was a thunderous noise, and now the person pointed to is dead. Now, you would either worship the "hero", or try to kill them...but you'd sure be frightened.

      I can't believe you gave a Martian Manhunter reference. When he first appeared he had very undefined powers. In the old Justice League comics he could fly and had super breath. Now, he's like Superman, except with more powers. My theory is that the only reason he never became very popular is that he still looks like an alien. Do you know why is was created? To give a Superman-like hero to the Justice League without having to use Superman.

      At least that's what I read. In the 1960's most super Heroes were given new origin stories, making them more Science-fiction based. Most heroes in the 1930's were far more magical based. It took less thought that to figure out some theory as to why they had some super power.

      Back to the nonsense...
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    Claude,

    I used to collect the superhero comics as a kid. I admit I didn't know your snippet about Martian Manhunter. He isn't as well-known as many others.

    I do agree with you about guns (thundersticks) or whatever people called them.
    People were scared of things they didn't understand. That can happen even today although less so than back then.

    Anyway, I am enjoying your "nonsense" as you so eloquently put it. It would be fun to compile a list of every known "superhero" who ever existed..." even those who didn't actually have superpowers but were extremely skilled (such as Batman, etc.)
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      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      Claude,

      <snip>I used to collect the superhero comics as a kid. <snip>
      Laurence, based on Claude's premise, they aren't comics. They're serialized biographies.

      I'm pretty sure my dad had superpowers. He had the ability to release noxious odors. It had a serious limitation, though: it only worked when someone pulled his finger. Not exactly Wolverine, but certainly a power to be respected, especially in confined spaces.
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    Yes Dan, You are right.
    Also, your dad did have a super power. He could repel a room of angry enemies with a single pull of his digit.... that is pretty cool LOL...especially as he could also do it discretely and protect his identity as Stinky Man!
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    Hey Sal,

    I can't even picture the Man of Steel rusting...but it was definitely a funny thought and even a picture in my mind.
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    I am really looking forward to this movie.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by ronrule View Post

      I am really looking forward to this movie.
      RON!!!!!!

      You're the closest thing we have here to a real Super Hero.

      Look closely....



      And let's not forget...



      The first image was taken by someone that is flying. Why don't we see any internal instruments from a plane or jet? Because the photographer isn't in a plane or jet! PROOF!

      The second image was sent to me by some guy (he said he was a reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper) named Kal. He said that the double hearts just appeared out of nowhere!

      How do I know he was telling me the truth? Because he told me he was a reporter, and reporters cannot lie. Check and Mate!

      I believe that he created the clouds with some sort of "Super breath" and then after he took the photo (about a mile up in the air) he blew the shapes away...to completely destroy the evidence.

      Yesterday, I made a call to Washington asking about these "Super People" and they denied that these people exist. Of Course They Would! That's what they do. This is just further proof that this conspiracy runs deeper than I first suspected.

      There is a lot of talk now about real Super Heroes...and not just from the voices in my head.

      Look at this!


      In this photo, in the upper right hand corner, there is a suspicious shadow.
      Is it a masked crime fighter that travels the rooftops looking for criminals to punish? I think it'd very clear that something is going on here.

      Me? I'm putting on my lead lined helmet. They can't see through lead, you know.
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    Maybe this is what you saw

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by ronrule View Post

      Maybe this is what you saw

      Flying People in New York City - YouTube
      Ron: I can't believe they got to you! This video was taken in January 2012. Most Super Hero sightings were between April 1943 and December of 2011.

      There were so many sightings and people videoing the sightings...that the government (At least the NASA part of the government) hired scientists on their payroll (I'm not saying that families were held hostage to insure compliance...but it fits with the facts) to fake the effect of real people flying in New York.

      These goons clearly are trying to deceive us. But to what end?
      Why the big cover ups? Why fake evidence trying to disprove the obvious?
      And how is NASA involved?

      For you doubters out there...Take THIS!!!!

      Watch this now before NASA has this footage pulled, like they have all the rest.

      You will believe a man can fly.

      OK, back to work in my Mom's basement...I mean lab. I meant "Lab" OK?
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        Claude,

        You seem a tad animated, stressed, and somewhat drained by all the mental effort you've so gallantly forfeited to satisfy the demands of your "superhero" fan following.

        Dr H.Devil prescribes a prolonged course of relaxation in the form of some gentle bedtime reading material each evening, accompanied by a nice mug of cocoa; befitting an elder statesman of your standing.

        I attach this evenings reading for your perusal . . .


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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

          Claude,

          You seem a tad animated, stressed, and somewhat drained by all the mental effort you've so gallantly forfeited to satisfy the demands of your "superhero" fan following.

          Dr H.Devil prescribes a prolonged course of relaxation in the form of some gentle bedtime reading material each evening, accompanied by a nice mug of cocoa; befitting an elder statesman of your standing.
          Dear Horny (I assume we are on a first name basis);

          Thank you for helping me in my quest. These are not words you have posted, but sounds made by superhuman activities.

          To all Americans: If you hear any of those sounds...run! It may be a Super Hero saving your life, but it may also be an evil powered villain chasing you.

          The atmosphere doesn't know the difference between good and evil. So the sounds are the same.

          Don't say you weren't all warned.

          The government is bugging my phones. And they had to finally come clean and then say that they were bugging everyone's phones to cover up the spying they were doing on me!
          It was all over the news. This is happening now.

          If I don't post here tomorrow........I'm sorry...I can't think about it.......
          Just keep your eyes on the clouds.
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              Claude,

              There are surreptitious activities available for a gentleman of your bent (meant in the superhero sense of course).

              If you require the large super deluxe model, with separate garaging facilities for superhero vehicles (batmobile, spider-mobile, wonder woman's invisible jet, etc) please advise of your lab dimensions before ordering.






              Alternatively (although I don't believe a superhero would approve of the choice of furniture) . . .


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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

                Claude,



                What the heck is sitting on the couch?

                I hope it isn't supposed to be a super hero because it looks more like the Tar Baby from Uncle Remus' Br'er Rabbit!

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                  Just for Claude . . .

                  In Pictures: Superhero exhibition

                  Enjoy :p
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                  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                    Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

                    Just for Claude . . .

                    In Pictures: Superhero exhibition

                    Enjoy :p
                    I very much appreciate the post. Alex Ross paints his "Ultra life like" Justice League members as gods. If you look, you'll get that impression too.

                    I love great comic book art. Thanks again.
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Apparently I've not honed my super hero identification powers as well as I should have.

                      Who in the heck is the guy on the far left with the helmet and wings? It looks like he got his mother's thighs!

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                      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                        Apparently I've not honed my super hero identification powers as well as I should have.

                        Who in the heck is the guy on the far left with the helmet and wings? It looks like he got his mother's thighs!

                        Terra
                        That would be Hawkman.

                        What I want to know is what is Aquaman doing to the Flash?
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                          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                          That would be Hawkman.

                          What I want to know is what is Aquman doing to the Flash?

                          LOL Dan!

                          You know curiosity made me go and take a look and the expressions on both of their faces, well...Hahaha!

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                          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                            LOL Dan!

                            You know curiosity made me go and take a look and the expressions on both of their faces, well...Hahaha!

                            Terra
                            I also didn't know that Patrick Warburton was Batman.
                            (I thought he was The Tick.)
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                            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                              I also didn't know that Patrick Warburton was Batman.
                              (I thought he was The Tick.)
                              Dan; Did you know that Alex Ross uses actors and live models for his Superhero paintings. Guess who he used for Batman...


                              Actor Gregory Peck.

                              Here is a link to learn more. Ross even used live models with costumes to act out scenes for his comic book illustrations. They look like real people...because they are.

                              here's a link;
                              Justice League 0f America 1940's and the 1950's
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                                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                                Dan; Did you know that Alex Ross uses actors and live models for his Superhero paintings. Guess who he used for Batman...


                                Actor Gregory Peck.

                                Here is a link to learn more. Ross even used live models with costumes to act out scenes for his comic book illustrations. They look like real people...because they are.

                                here's a link;
                                Justice League 0f America 1940's and the 1950's
                                Cool link.

                                I showed the picture linked earlier in this thread to my wife and asked her if there was anything unusual about Batman. She replied, "Why is Patrick Warburton wearing at Batman costume?"

                                She thought the exact same thing as I did.
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    Claude, I was thinking you were a real 'stand-up' kinda guy. Now I'm a bit worried about you. Does your family know where you are right now? You aren't in or near any tall buildings are you?

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      Originally Posted by Talltom1 View Post

      Claude, I was thinking you were a real 'stand-up' kinda guy.
      You mean a comedian?
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      Originally Posted by Talltom1 View Post

      You aren't in or near any tall buildings are you?

      Tom
      If he was, he could leap them in a single bound.
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    Thanks HD. I like the pics too.
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  • Profile picture of the author abdoue
    Hahahaha....

    Never had such laughs... For a minute when I started reading the thread I really thought this was a serious discussion, which by the way it is. Some interesting info being a comic freak and superhero freak by the way!!

    Thanks all!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by abdoue View Post

      Hahahaha....

      Never had such laughs... For a minute when I started reading the thread I really thought this was a serious discussion, which by the way it is. Some interesting info being a comic freak and superhero freak by the way!!

      Thanks all!!
      I started the thread as satire and poking fun at a couple of ideas presented on other threads. One or two people saw that. Pretty soon, the joke ran it's course...and it was just nonsensical fun.

      Or Was It?
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