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11 years ago

I will NEVER understand this! Some that have real LARGE breasts get them REDUCED! They can be a nuisance, hurt the back, etc....

Others, that even have BIG breasts want them BIGGER! YIKES!

Frankly, if you are a D or larger, and you want to get an enlargement, you are an... OK, I won't say.

Some actually go from looking nice to ******ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????****** It is like anorexia nervosa.

I can't understand a person that is even a B getting an enlargement.

Maybe you should tell her all the bad! It:

1. is artificial!
2. can cause back problems!
3. can cause internal scar tissue, affecting the feel of the breast.
4. can cause cancer to be harder to spot, etc....
5. can cause external scar tissue affecting the look.
6. can cause nerve damage affecting the way she feels.
7. may be displaced so they sag, etc...
8. may leak.
9. may hurt her physiologically.
10.and you pay for the above!

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bizgrower

11 years ago

Tell her it is a great privilege and honor for you that you get to see her body just how it is.

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Jennwith2ns

11 years ago

Personally I would never get plastic surgery, but I understand why some women (or men) would get it. If she would truly feel better about herself, I don't see the issue if she is willing to put up with the risks and she has the money for it.

Good luck telling your wife she looks good how she is. She isn't going to listen to you. She wants to change how she feels about herself.

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TLTheLiberator

11 years ago

I'm trying to understand who she needs to have bigger breasts for.

So that other women can admire them?

Other men??

What's going on upstairs that she need bigger breasts to feel better about herself?

Nothing personal but...

She's not secretly on the market is she??

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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

Rush her immediately to the plastic surgeon before she comes to her senses.

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Kay King

11 years ago

I agree with TL on this one (shocker!

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I've never understood why women tie their self image to their boobs but many seem to do that.

I talked to a woman yesterday who is going to have the surgery but in her case she lost 150 lbs and needs to have some tucks to get rid of extra skin on several parts of her body. That I understood.

On the other hand, if your wife wants to make a change to her body - why does she need "permission"?:p

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senthu 11 years ago

She's definitely not going to listen to you if you tell her she's beautiful the way she is. I don't understand the reasoning behind surgeries like this but if she's set on it and is willing to bear the risks, then go for it.
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seasoned

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

I agree with TL on this one (shocker!

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I've never understood why women tie their self image to their boobs but many seem to do that.

I talked to a woman yesterday who is going to have the surgery but in her case she lost 150 lbs and needs to have some tucks to get rid of extra skin on several parts of her body. That I understood.

On the other hand, if your wife wants to make a change to her body - why does she need "permission"?:p

SAME HERE! I MEANT to add that, but just got SO carried away with how bad an idea it is. GEE! And months later, she may get buyers remorse!

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I think it's all a storm in a tea cup. Or should that be C cup?
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Tim_Carter 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Rush her immediately to the plastic surgeon before she comes to her senses.

Lol. Beat me to it.
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HeySal

11 years ago

Blame the American male for this one. Small chested women are the subject of comments so rude you wouldn't believe it. Some guys seem to think it's their duty to report outloud the fact that you don't have as much of an endowment as they would like to see.

I'm small chested and felt terrible about myself until I went to France and was ogled by men regardless of the fact I didn't sport a huge set of utters. I learned that there were actually guys who preferred my flat abs and 3 diamond legs to whether my boobs looked like watermelons. In America, I was actually the recipient of comments such as "you look like a man, you should stuff your bra" to "you'd have a perfect body if you had some tits". That kind of slap can get to a person after awhile.

By the time I was 20 I learned to tell guys that made such rude comments: "okay - drop your pants and lets see how much room you have to yack about someone else's body not being perfect". It shut them up real fast, believe me.

Talk to your wife about her insecurity and the risks she is taking over a matter that won't make one whit of difference in how much you care about her.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I'm small chested and felt terrible about myself until I went to France and was ogled by men regardless of the fact I didn't sport a huge set of utters.

Sal; You have a small chest? I'm sorry, I can no longer talk to you.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Sal; You have a small chest? I'm sorry, I can no longer talk to you.

Well that's gratitude for ya. I knew all about your "shortcomings" and still was nice to you.
Besides - how many 50+ women do you know with a stomach that can make 18 year old girls extremely jealous? LOL - scuse, me. Gonna go outside and tan my assets.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Well that's gratitude for ya. I knew all about your "shortcomings" and still was nice to you.
Besides - how many 50+ women do you know with a stomach that can make 18 year old girls extremely jealous? LOL - scuse, me. Gonna go outside and tan my assets.

Sal; Shortcomings? I'll have you know that I've had women compliment me.
Have you ever had a woman call you "Adequate" or say "I've had worse"? Well, I have! HA!

Can you reach the highest shelf in the grocery store? Double HA!
And I was nice to you...even after I found out that you were a girl!

Ha! Punch, kick, block, parry, back flip, she's staggered....Claude keeps throwing punches... Sal is on the ropes!....It's a knockout! The fans cheer! There is pandemonium in the streets! :rolleyes:

(I hope that's funny. I actually spent a little time on it. )

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Sal; Shortcomings? I'll have you know that I've had women compliment me.
Have you ever had a woman call you "Adequate" or say "I've had worse"? Well, I have! HA!

Can you reach the highest shelf in the grocery store? Double HA!
And I was nice to you...even after I found out that you were a girl!

Ha! Punch, kick, block, parry, back flip, she's staggered....Claude keeps throwing punches... Sal is on the ropes!....It's a knockout! The fans cheer! There is pandemonium in the streets! :rolleyes:

(I hope that's funny. I actually spent a little time on it. )

Aaaaah. They meet again!!! lol

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Sal; Shortcomings? I'll have you know that I've had women compliment me.
Have you ever had a woman call you "Adequate" or say "I've had worse"? Well, I have! HA!

Well there ya go. You're not supposed to look for women who compliments you - rather one that complements you. :rolleyes:

Can you reach the highest shelf in the grocery store? Double HA!
And I was nice to you...even after I found out that you were a girl!

Um......yeah. I can. Why? Do you need help?

Ha! Punch, kick, block, parry, back flip, she's staggered....Claude keeps throwing punches... Sal is on the ropes!....It's a knockout! The fans cheer!
The only ropes I'm ever on comes in pipes. However, you are right - you do seem to be able to stagger me at times. While I am fond of you, I wouldn't call it Knocked out.

There is pandemonium in the streets! :rolleyes:
Well, gee maybe you should put your pants back on?

(I hope that's funny. I actually spent a little time on it. )
Oh yeah - I always love a little humor. And this was very little.

Boom. .......

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

I was a late bloomer and used to get comments from one guy in particular when we were in the 7th grade. One day in art class, he said he was going to buy me a T-shirt that had "Itty Bitty Titty City" written across the chest.

I told him I didn't see a banana in his pants, but the day I could, I'd accept it graciously. He turned all red from embarrassment and he never said another word.

Edit: Yikes, in relaying that past incident now, I see where that could have went way wrong!

Well it worked then and that's all that really counts for me, lol!

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Blame the American male for this one. Small chested women are the subject of comments so rude you wouldn't believe it. Some guys seem to think it's their duty to report outloud the fact that you don't have as much of an endowment as they would like to see.

HEY, don't lump us ALL into that group! Frankly, I generally don't mention it either way.

I'm small chested and felt terrible about myself until I went to France and was ogled by men regardless of the fact I didn't sport a huge set of utters. I learned that there were actually guys who preferred my flat abs and 3 diamond legs to whether my boobs looked like watermelons.

There is a BIG difference between a normal breast size, and watermelons!

In America, I was actually the recipient of comments such as "you look like a man, you should stuff your bra" to "you'd have a perfect body if you had some tits". That kind of slap can get to a person after awhile.

NO WONDER why you have such a low impression of men. You have had to deal with so many with an adolescent mindset.

By the time I was 20 I learned to tell guys that made such rude comments: "okay - drop your pants and lets see how much room you have to yack about someone else's body not being perfect". It shut them up real fast, believe me.

I'll bet.

Talk to your wife about her insecurity and the risks she is taking over a matter that won't make one whit of difference in how much you care about her.

For the record, I meant to say THAT also, but decided to sell the fat, so to speak.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

HEY, don't lump us ALL into that group! Frankly, I generally don't mention it either way.

There is a BIG difference between a normal breast size, and watermelons!

NO WONDER why you have such a low impression of men. You have had to deal with so many with an adolescent mindset.

I'll bet.

For the record, I meant to say THAT also, but decided to sell the fat, so to speak.

Steve

Steve - I never meant all men are that rude or stupid. But I've never heard anything like that from men in other countries. If they are also that ignorantly rude to women - shame on them.

I also don't have a low opinion of ALL men. I rather adore some of them actually. It's also usually young guys that are this rude. Age seems to give them a little extra neuron firing ability that young ones can't seem to master. Unfortunately - it's young ones that young women are dealing with when their esteem is the most fragile and the opinion of others makes more of an impact.

The difference between small and watermelons isn't the point. Being rude to anyone for any attribute that isn't their own fault is rather idiotic. I can understand ditching on something like a zonky hair do, but not something that can't be helped. As long as the body is well taken care of, there's nothing for anyone to have room to comment about.

I'm good with it. If a guy is a diehard chest fan, he's not going to be attracted to me. If he's a leg or abs guy, I've got what he wants. People need to remember when looking or being looked at, there's someone who is attracted or not no matter what you look like. Not everyone likes the same flavors of ice cream either.

It's all good with me. I'm very fit and comfy in my own skin. Just was explaining why some women are so rabid about having to have implants so celente can understand where his wife's mind may be on this issue.

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badlimey

11 years ago

Personally I don't like fake boobs, they look odd and it's like playing with softballs, or basketballs depending on the extremity. And true beauty comes from within, my advice would be for you to tell her that she is perfect to you just the way she is. Even if it's a lie. At least you keep the peace.

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There's nothing wrong with my wife's boobs. They're very friendly and say hello to her knees every day.
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- MissTerraK 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Horny Devil
  
  There's nothing wrong with my wife's boobs. They're very friendly and say hello to her knees every day.
  
  See there? If you would have chosen a small breasted woman, that never would have happened! :p
  
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  Originally Posted by MissTerraK
  
  See there? If you would have chosen a small breasted woman, that never would have happened! :p
  
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  I was only joking Terra. The wife is just average and I've no complaints. I'm not a "boob" man anyway. A shapely bottom is more my style (female, I emphasise).
  
  Anyway, she's not in to all this cosmetic surgery nonsense. She hasn't even taken me up on that lobotomy I offered to pay for her.
  
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  MissTerraK 11 years ago
  
  LOL!
  
  Originally Posted by Horny Devil
  
  I was only joking Terra.
  
  I knew that, HD, I just saw an opportunity to extol a virtue of smaller breasted women and took it. :p
  
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- Ken Leatherman 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Horny Devil
  
  There's nothing wrong with my wife's boobs. They're very friendly and say hello to her knees every day.
  
  Rolling On The Floor And Laughing My Butt Off.
  
  That one cracked me up.
  
  It made my day.
  
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  Rolling On The Floor And Laughing My Butt Off.
  
  That's what my wife's boobs do, then that's what I do.
  
  Kudos to you Ken for getting them in the same sentence.
  
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bizgrower

11 years ago

If I were you, I would also ask her in a gentle non-threatening why? And keep asking.
(I guess you can tell I don't think much of plastic surgery just to look "better". Medically or physically helpful - ok.)

I know it's something biological and somewhat learned, but I think it's amusing how we find body parts attractive. They are just glands, but some men are breast men...

I was looking for the clip from the Seinfeld show
and also found these:

Elaine: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.
Jerry: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.

http://www.seinology.com/scripts/script-59.shtml

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cky6q57NQgw

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thunderbird

11 years ago

I've never beheld augmented breasts that fool the naked eye, and find they just don't look or feel natural. I don't represent men in general, only represent myself (and not so well at that) but in my experience, natural breasts almost always look more beautiful whatever their size.

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badlimey

11 years ago

I wonder what your wife would say if you told her you wanted a penis job? Just saying!

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Originally Posted by badlimey

I wonder what your wife would say if you told her you wanted a penis job? Just saying!

Shelf stacking is a penis job, isn't it? And burger flipping.

Your wife would probably say, "Go for something better paid, honey".
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mojojuju

11 years ago

What she needs is some self esteem.

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Big Rob

11 years ago

Yup.

Had that convo with mine many times. She hates anesthesia, so that has always been my trump card.

No how many times I give her the ol' Billy Joel song, she still talks about Boobies, eye wrinkles,collagen lips, and who knows what else since I usually stop listening.

Hmm, maybe thats why she's insecure

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Kay King

11 years ago

The collagen lips thing baffles me - it's so obvious on someone who has done the procedure - and it looks stupid to me.

Anyone see the TV show (48 hours? - repeat) last night where the woman has had over a dozen breast enlargements. Her children are ashamed to be seen in public with her - she looks like she's carrying two large cantaloupes under her skin. At this point her boobs weigh 42 lbs...she's going to need back surgery in a few years.

Doctors have told the woman her size is very dangerous to her health but says it's how she makes her living online. Her daughter asks "if it kills her - who will take care of us?".

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

The collagen lips thing baffles me - it's so obvious on someone who has done the procedure - and it looks stupid to me.

Anyone see the TV show (48 hours? - repeat) last night where the woman has had over a dozen breast enlargements. Her children are ashamed to be seen in public with her - she looks like she's carrying two large cantaloupes under her skin. At this point her boobs weigh 42 lbs...she's going to need back surgery in a few years.

Doctors have told the woman her size is very dangerous to her health but says it's how she makes her living online. Her daughter asks "if it kills her - who will take care of us?".

I can't understand men that like them big and droopy! Frankly, I love the kind that are just like two mounds there and relatively firm. And can you imagine running with two droopy giants on your chest? YIKES! ALSO, how long can they last?

As for the lips, I agree THERE also. Some women look more like clowns than women because of all the garbage they do.

Plastic surgery is nice for taking care of moderate injuries, major injuries, deformities that can hurt a person severely and/or affect the quality of life. Lately though, it is often a JOKE!

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11 years ago

You just do one thing, tell her mom :p

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mojojuju

11 years ago

Why can't they make these implants filled with air - or even helium?. That would be so much better on the back muscles. And you'd have your own personal flotation device in case you were to fall out of a boat.

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Originally Posted by mojojuju

Why can't they make these implants filled with air - or even helium?. That would be so much better on the back muscles

Are we talking about the females back muscles, or the males?

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
Sal; Shortcomings? I'll have you know that I've had women compliment me.
Have you ever had a woman call you "Adequate" or say "I've had worse"? Well, I have! HA!
Well there ya go. You're not supposed to look for women who compliments you - rather one that complements you.

I will admit that this was worth the wait. Your first reply isn't funny at all...just wise....and I agree. Never reply to humor with wisdom...it takes the wing out of my sails. And at my age...I need my wind.

Can you reach the highest shelf in the grocery store? Double HA!
And I was nice to you...even after I found out that you were a girl!
Um......yeah. I can. Why? Do you need help?

OK...you have me on the ropes...but what's this!!?? I have my second wind! It was the old rope-a-dope!

Ha! Punch, kick, block, parry, back flip, she's staggered....Claude keeps throwing punches... Sal is on the ropes!....It's a knockout! The fans cheer!
The only ropes I'm ever on comes in pipes. However, you are right - you do seem to be able to stagger me at times. While I am fond of you, I wouldn't call it Knocked out.

There is pandemonium in the streets!
Well, gee maybe you should put your pants back on?
My pants are on. The mistake I made was taking my Viagra right before I went to work!

(I hope that's funny. I actually spent a little time on it. )
Oh yeah - I always love a little humor. And this was very little.

Oh yeah? Well, little lady, it's isn't the size of the humor...no wait, that isn't right....

OK....you win this round....but the war carries on.
I just want you to know"Miss flat stomach lady", that if this were 20 years ago, and I wasn't married..

......You could turn me down.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
Sal; Shortcomings? I'll have you know that I've had women compliment me.
Have you ever had a woman call you "Adequate" or say "I've had worse"? Well, I have! HA!
Well there ya go. You're not supposed to look for women who compliments you - rather one that complements you.

I will admit that this was worth the wait. Your first reply isn't funny at all...just wise....and I agree. Never reply to humor with wisdom...it takes the wing out of my sails. And at my age...I need my wind.

Can you reach the highest shelf in the grocery store? Double HA!
And I was nice to you...even after I found out that you were a girl!
Um......yeah. I can. Why? Do you need help?

OK...you have me on the ropes...but what's this!!?? I have my second wind! It was the old rope-a-dope!

Ha! Punch, kick, block, parry, back flip, she's staggered....Claude keeps throwing punches... Sal is on the ropes!....It's a knockout! The fans cheer!
The only ropes I'm ever on comes in pipes. However, you are right - you do seem to be able to stagger me at times. While I am fond of you, I wouldn't call it Knocked out.

There is pandemonium in the streets!
Well, gee maybe you should put your pants back on?
My pants are on. The mistake I made was taking my Viagra right before I went to work!

(I hope that's funny. I actually spent a little time on it. )
Oh yeah - I always love a little humor. And this was very little.

Oh yeah? Well, little lady, it's isn't the size of the humor...no wait, that isn't right....

OK....you win this round....but the war carries on.
I just want you to know"Miss flat stomach lady", that if this were 20 years ago, and I wasn't married..

......You could turn me down.

But would I?

I've always been a real sucker for a guy with a really big

............brain.

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Kay King

11 years ago

Why can't they make these implants filled with air - or even helium?. That would be so much better on the back muscles you'd have your own personal floatation device in case you were to fall out of a boat.

Great idea - you could implant balloons so you could change the size by changing the air pressure or add air if you spring a leak. Popping balloons would take on a new significance and what do you want to bet refills on air would be called blow jobs?

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Great idea - you could implant balloons so you could change the size by changing the air pressure or add air if you spring a leak. Popping balloons would take on a new significance and what do you want to bet refills on air would be called blow jobs?

They probably wouldn't feel the same, etc..., either. Also, you would STILL have EVERY problem you would with the current implants(filled with saline, as I recall). You would ALSO likely have the problem of a possible gas embolism. They can cause a stroke, or death. That might be why they don't do it. But current implants, at least some, but I believe ALL, are ADJUSTABLE. They use a syringe loaded with saline. After all, a lot of things can affect size, so it is possible that almost nobody has the same size on both sides.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Great idea - you could implant balloons so you could change the size by changing the air pressure or add air if you spring a leak. Popping balloons would take on a new significance and what do you want to bet refills on air would be called blow jobs?

And when they pop they would send you flying around the room so EVERYONE would know they weren't real. Um..........I think I'll pass on that one.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

And when they pop they would send you flying around the room so EVERYONE would know they weren't real. Um..........I think I'll pass on that one.

And have you ever let air out of a balloon before? You know the sound?

Everyone would think you have one hellacious case of gas! Farting boobs? I don't think so, thank you very much!

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Kay King

11 years ago

ADJUSTABLE. They use a syringe loaded with saline.

Ok - so women want to be cut open to stick saline filled blobs in their body - and then go back to have a large needle inserted?

People are crazy. That's the only explanation.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Ok - so women want to be cut open to stick saline filled blobs in their body - and then go back to have a large needle inserted?

People are crazy. That's the only explanation.

Well, the FIRST time, they adjust them DIRECTLY, before stitching up.

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Ken Leatherman 11 years ago

I'm old school and prefer to do any adjusting of my wife's boobies by personal contact. I'm very handy at the adjustments.

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rickdangelo

11 years ago

I'd say hire a warrior copywriter to sell her the idea of NOT going for a boob job. lol

You avoid expenses, your wife avoids possible health implications, you even help a fellow warrior by giving him a real "job."

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Newbieee 11 years ago

There's something called the push up bra.

Has she used that?
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