Another "I thought I heard everything" moment!

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One guy wants to ban ANYTHING that could be dangerous. Never mind that they were required to produce his clothes which could ALSO be dangerous.

OK, he EVEN said that we should have the "National institute of science" create a kitchen utensil that is MAGIC! Able to cut through butter, meat and even ORANGES but somehow not able to cut through skin or eyes.

To date I have only heard of ONE thing similar! It can cut through wood, but NOT skin! So what is the problem? It ALSO couldn't cut through meat! After all, muscle IS meat!

UNREAL! Of course, this ALSO means we must create a safe way to transport people. DON'T say solar, because it can only provide electric or thermal power, and that won't get you ANYWHERE! You can't use steam either, since it can't do anything.

SURE you have trains and electric cars, but they use kinetic power, and that is responsible for more deaths than anything! 100% of all gun, bomb, car, etc... deaths, and arguably 100% of all knife deaths and accidents. So I guess kinetic power is out. That means no cars, trains, drills, hard disk drives, fans, etc... It also means FAR less electrical power. Probably over 98% of all power is generated via kinetic force. Photovoltaic solar, and thermopile, are the ONLY exceptions I have heard of.

Oh yeah, what do we do for sports and all? Most of THEM are kinetic! Maybe m should saw off everyones shoulders and hips to make the place nice and safe. But what can we use?

OH, and he says he helps health care. What will healthcare lose if they have no needles, knives, staples, etc? And forget MRI and CAT scans. They use kinetic energy ALSO! Well, I guess house prices will increase! NO powertools of ANY sort, no drills, no saws, no hammers, etc...

Steve
  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    One guy wants to ban ANYTHING that could be dangerous
    Shouldn't humans be at the top of his list then?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

      Shouldn't humans be at the top of his list then?
      I think they are, on some lists.


      Everyone should just live in a little box and never leave so we can be S.A.F.E.


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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I have a better idea - let people who are so afraid of life have the option to go to jail for life. Then all they have to worry about is what's in their food/water - or the building being nuked somehow. IN exchange they give up their right to vote -- people that are so unable to handle life really don't need to be judging how we live ours.
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I have a better idea - let people who are so afraid of life have the option to go to jail for life. Then all they have to worry about is what's in their food/water - or the building being nuked somehow. IN exchange they give up their right to vote -- people that are so unable to handle life really don't need to be judging how we live ours.
      Not ENTIRELY on subject but it fits the, "I thought I'd heard everything category;

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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

        Not ENTIRELY on subject but it fits the, "I thought I'd heard everything category;

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        Out of thanks - but that was a good LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    GOOD POINTS!

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