Proof Of Life On Venus, NASA Covers Up Truth

Want proof there is life on Venus? Take this!


There are scorpions living on planet Venus.

But the scientists at NASA are covering it up, as always.

NASA finally came out and admitted in the news yesterday that NASA really stands for "Now Alien Scorpions Attack!" It was a revelation to many, but NASA even tried to cover this up, by killing the transmission of the broadcast

If you watch this Youtube (the highest authority) video, you'll see the actual creatures up close. And if you read the comments, you'll find out that most scientists agree with these findings...but are also covering this up. It's well known that most people writing comments on Youtube videos are either NASA scientists or geniuses.

Now, you may be asking..."What do these scorpions eat?" Obviously, they eat each other. Scorpions are very tasty...as the scorpions soon found out.

Scientists (all on the government payroll. Coincidence? I think NOT!) try to tell us that Venus is a very hot planet with temperatures hot enough to melt lead. So? That just means that the planet is impervious to bullets!

The atmosphere is very dense, but that just covers up the thriving scorpion population. But there is nothing to fear as of yet. The scorpions didn't have telescopes to watch us.....until NASA send a space probe with a built in telescope. NOW the scorpions are watching us. And they don't like the way we are treating the scorpions on Earth.

Are the scorpions on Earth ancient astronauts from Venus?

If you notice two scorpions mating, their tails form the sign of a Valentine's Day heart! That's where we got the idea that Venus is the planet of love.

NASA knew this, and that explains Obama's "War On Valentine's Day".

Think about this; NASA and climatologists are keeping global warming a secret.
But why is it getting hotter? These "government paid mad scientists" are making Earth hotter....to prepare for a Venusian Scorpion Invasion!


When asked about the space scorpions, NASA scientists deny that they exist. That's proof that NASA is hiding something. If they weren't hiding something...they wouldn't deny it. That's proof!

There are rumors that there is a war brewing between the Venusian scorpions and the advanced humans living on Mars. Will we be caught in the middle? Can we sell arms to either side? Is Obama to blame? What does Justin Beiber think?

So far, NASA has kept this out of the newspapers. What are the newspapers afraid of? Why don't they print this story? It's obvious. The newspapers are in the scientist's pockets. And the scientists are in the Government's pockets. And the government is in the scorpion's pockets. Something has to change. I'm calling my initiative "Operation Pocket Change". It was originally called simply "Hot Pockets", but the makers of Hot Pockets sued.

Who's with me?


The next time you see a scorpion...do what I do....salute. You never know what rank it is.


You have been warned.