The Best Website in The Universe

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I just found this... probably the best thing ive seen online in a loooong time

ZOMBO
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  • Profile picture of the author Big Kahuna SEO
    I must be old because....I.....Just.....Don't.....Get......It
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    • Profile picture of the author AlexGeorge
      LOL what the hell is this!? Zombocom apparently... where anything is possible.
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    • Originally Posted by Big Kahuna SEO View Post

      I must be old because....I.....Just.....Don't.....Get......It
      I'm glad it's not just me!
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  • Profile picture of the author xpesos
    I can do anything i am so glad.. There is no limit,
    It makes me happy...
    I am going to go to my Office and kill my boss..
    Thank You ZOMBOCOM
    Now i can earn any amount of money here, i can get bail, i can do anything
    Yupeeee
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    • Profile picture of the author goindeep
      I wonder how he will end up monetizing... hmmm
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      • Profile picture of the author Floyd Fisher
        Originally Posted by goindeep View Post

        I wonder how he will end up monetizing... hmmm

        If you hung out there long enough, you would find out he sells T-Shirts.
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        • Profile picture of the author whland
          Originally Posted by Floyd Fisher View Post

          If you hung out there long enough, you would find out he sells T-Shirts.
          I didn't stick around long enough to see that he sold tee shirts. lol

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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

            That presumes I'd want to find it.

            I know it may seem crazy, but I'm fully prepared to live out my life without every seeing the dog counterpart to the stupid cat video.

            Wise decision, much better to walk your real dog, than stare at this crap for hours on end!

            I won't cause you undue suffering by posting that, l think that we have suffered enough already! He, he!


            Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    Wow, it has a Google page rank of 5. So, that's what Google wants! Got to work on my accents and collect royalty free Muzak-like music.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    It reminds me of that stupid cat cartoon video that shows the same 10 second scene over and over for hours. I wonder how long it goes on. I sat on the page for about 30 seconds or so. Who stayed there the longer? And did it do anything else?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Hmmmm, might be a misprint, it is probably,...

      Zombiecom, where anything is possible, after we kill you and bring you back???


      We already have too many iZombies, don't need any more!


      Shane
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      It reminds me of that stupid cat cartoon video that shows the same 10 second scene over and over for hours. I wonder how long it goes on. I sat on the page for about 30 seconds or so. Who stayed there the longer? And did it do anything else?
      This was a video that I saw when I first got online. Being new online, I watched that thing for a long time thinking something was going to happen. LMAO. Didn't watch Zombo.com very long........we've come a long way, baby.

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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        This was a video that I saw when I first got online. Being new online, I watched that thing for a long time thinking something was going to happen. LMAO. Didn't watch Zombo.com very long........we've come a long way, baby.

        Badgers - YouTube
        First time I'd seen that one. <sarcasm>Thanks a lot!</sarcasm>

        Shane posted the stupid cat video I was talking about. I've read there are people who have watched the whole 10 hours, but I don't know if it's true. I can't imagine that. I don't think I lasted even 30 seconds.
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  • Profile picture of the author DotComBum
    Best website? I think it the most useless website
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    • Profile picture of the author subisa852
      Originally Posted by DotComBum View Post

      Best website? I think it the most useless website
      I certainly agree! I don't know why he posted the link here. Maybe he's trying to trick us to visit the website. Sneaky.
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  • Profile picture of the author MyLuckyYear
    What a waste of time that site!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Well, that's thirty seconds of my life I'll never get back.
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  • Profile picture of the author socialentry
    This is gay
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Wow.... This Zombo.com really is amazing!

    I feel like I can do anything right now! In fact, I think I'll a;ljsdfo[u [qo uqmwv= 0q9uvcm q[w9vuemij[asc,povdijrimt opwecrmp vicm o

    Nope - I still can't eat my keyboard... FALSE ADVERTISING! Bad form Zombo.com!
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    By the way I entered zombo.com into the wayback machine, and it looks like this website has been exactly the same since 1999. No idea why that would give you a google rank of 5.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by garyv View Post

      By the way I entered zombo.com into the wayback machine, and it looks like this website has been exactly the same since 1999. No idea why that would give you a google rank of 5.
      Domain age and backlinks.
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      Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author Jason Kanigan
    The Infinite is Possible at Zombocom.

    After quite awhile, maybe a minute or two, the option to sign up for a newsletter came up. It disappeared too quickly though.

    I waited for it to reappear and was taken to a screen saying "Sorry this is not working right now. ThankZ for your patience."

    Apparently there IS something that is not possible at zombocom.
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    • Profile picture of the author Karen Blundell
      best website in the Universe?
      really?

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      • Profile picture of the author garyv
        Originally Posted by Karen Blundell View Post

        best website in the Universe?
        really?

        :confused:
        Well ok, maybe 2nd best.
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        • Profile picture of the author Brian John
          Zombo | Know Your Meme

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          Zombo is a satire website that was created in 1999 as a parody of the flash-based intro animation that became widespread during the early days of flash animation in web design.

          History
          Zombo.com was launched in 1999 as a joke poking fun at how websites would play a small Flash animation before actually transitioning into the main page. It took this concept to the extreme, playing small animation along with a repeating tune with a voice track welcoming the visitor to zombo.com. After some time, an option to purchase T-shirts or sign up for a newsletter would appear, and if neither were clicked, the loop would resume indefinitely. These services have since been discontinued. The website steadily gained notoriety and was shared throughout emails and forums all throughout the Internet.
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  • Profile picture of the author Raydal
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Haa haa- just found Zombo.com's evil twin brother...

    Welcome to OBMOZ.Com Where ALL Things Are Possible!
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  • Profile picture of the author advertisewind
    why would mislead people here, like that, that is the worst website in the world, waste of time.
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  • I was feeling lost and hopeless, but now I feel happy and strong, because of ZOMBO.

    This truly "is" the best website in the universe.
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    "I LOVE The Song! The Vibe Is Positive And Firm!" - Kymani Marley. (Son of Bob Marley)
    "Keep Up The Good Work!" Tony Lindsay - Lead Vocalist, Carlos Santana.

    "Very High Quality!" Jeremy Harding - Manager / Producer. Sean Paul.
    "They Are FANTASTIC!" - Willie Crawford.

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    • Profile picture of the author Brian John
      Originally Posted by stoltingmediagroup View Post

      I was feeling lost and hopeless, but now I feel happy and strong, because of ZOMBO.

      This truly "is" the best website in the universe.
      The infinite is possible at Zombocom!

      The unattainable is unknown at Zombocom!
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  • Profile picture of the author Fazal Mayar
    Haha the voice is a bit funny.

    What are the metrics of zombo.com? Alexa ranking? How much would it sell on flippa? HAHAHA im kidding
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      This was a video that I saw when I first got online. Being new online, I watched that thing for a long time thinking something was going to happen. LMAO. Didn't watch Zombo.com very long........we've come a long way, baby.

      Badgers - YouTube
      Hmmm, if l ever consider suicide, that would be a good one to play to convince me that society has gone past the point of no return, and there is no hope!!! LOL!


      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      First time I'd seen that one. <sarcasm>Thanks a lot!</sarcasm>

      Shane posted the stupid cat video I was talking about. I've read there are people who have watched the whole 10 hours, but I don't know if it's true. I can't imagine that. I don't think I lasted even 30 seconds.

      He, he, l hate to mention it, but they have done an equally stupid dog one as well, but l like cats, so!!!! :rolleyes:


      Just go to the youtube link with the cat one, and you should find it!


      Shane
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        He, he, l hate to mention it, but they have done an equally stupid dog one as well, but l like cats, so!!!! :rolleyes:

        Just go to the youtube link with the cat one, and you should find it!
        That presumes I'd want to find it.

        I know it may seem crazy, but I'm fully prepared to live out my life without every seeing the dog counterpart to the stupid cat video.
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  • Profile picture of the author twister85
    can we delete that site? as we can do anything at zombocom. lol!
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