Would these words from a child freak you out?

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The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent

Too weird.

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  • Profile picture of the author aquaprin90
    That's really weird and some are funny too....lolz..
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Yikes. The reincarnation ones are really strange. Some of the others are just bizarre.

    Were we this strange when we were kids or is this new behavior?

    The worst thing I know of that I said to my mother was "this tastes like chicken shit". I was 4 and the older boys next door had told me to say it. They didn't warn me that I'd get knocked flat on the floor for it. LOL.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Probably a couple of Al Bundys there, l would especially keep an eye out for the child with the blue eyes, or not let her near the kitchen knives?


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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Once, when I was selling a vacuum cleaner in a lady's home...her 5 year old son..
        Goes upstairs, takes off all his clothes, runs down the steps..runs around me a few times and yells "Don't even try to touch my penis!".

        I just smiled and said "OK!". His mom acted like it was nothing, and asked him to put his clothes back on.

        This really happened, exactly as described.


        A different kid.
        I waved goodbye to a kid (maybe 5 or 6 years old) leaving my store..
        He said "Goodbye, Claude...I'll see you in Hell!". He was as happy as he could be.

        I must have laughed for 5 minutes. Maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard a kid say.
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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Probably a couple of Al Bundys there
        Ummmm... Did you mean to say "Ted?"
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

          Ummmm... Did you mean to say "Ted?"
          Paul; No. He was right. It's Al Bundy. The lost episodes of "Married With Children" showed him as a serial killer that never got caught...They never aired the shows because in real life, The Ted Bundy trial was going on....

          I got nothing.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Some of them would make me be more careful about who they are hanging out with and what they watch on a screen, which parents no longer do well enough.
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    I think (with the exception of the reincarnation references) these kids are exposed to too much and too many weird and grisly movies, TV shows, nonsense reality shows, and of course, the worst of all, the media. Responsibility is completely in the hands of the parents to keep them away from this stuff at such an impressionable age. With a few of these little dark angels such prudent action might actually save a life.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Yeah, they definitely would!

      I don't think I ever said anything really creepy when I was a kid. Wait, I take that back.

      One time when we were at my grama's house, she was asking us what we wanted to be when we grew up and I said, "Some day, I'm going to be president!

      That's a position I would never want to be in. I don't know what I was thinking, lol!

      No Sal, I don't think we were that strange when we were kids.


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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Yeah, they definitely would!

        I don't think I ever said anything really creepy when I was a kid. Wait, I take that back.

        One time when we were at my grama's house, she was asking us what we wanted to be when we grew up and I said, "Some day, I'm going to be president!

        That's a position I would never want to be in. I don't know what I was thinking, lol!

        No Sal, I don't think we were that strange when we were kids.


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        That's odd because I can picture you saying just about all the things mentioned.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          That's odd because I can picture you saying just about all the things mentioned.
          LOL!

          That just proves you have been thinking about me waaay too much, Knock it off! :p

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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
            Kids have always parroted what they hear...but they hear a lot more now than kids did years ago. More than anything, children play to what gets attention.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            LOL!

            That just proves you have been thinking about me waaay too much, Knock it off! :p

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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Soooo many potential replies...
              Behave.............

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  • Much of what children say at that age is usually quickly written off by parents as being imaginary. Some talk about having had other parents, or about how they died before they came here, etc.
    Much of that stops at age 6 ish and up. I am of the camp that believes there is more to that than just imagination.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

      Ummmm... Did you mean to say "Ted?"
      LOL, that teaches me that l shouldn't be so lazy!

      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Paul; No. He was right. It's Al Bundy. The lost episodes of "Married With Children" showed him as a serial killer that never got caught...They never aired the shows because in real life, The Ted Bundy trial was going on....

      I got nothing.

      Thanks for bailing me out Claude, didn't know about that one?


      Yep, this reminds me of some neighbors that used to live next to me, they would send their 3 year old daughter to bed regardless if she had run around the back yard and was too hyped up, etc.

      She would scream for hours on end, and they thought nothing of it!


      One day some tradespeople showed up and refused to work because of their daughter screaming her head off, for long periods of time.


      I did briefly talk to her father, and he seemed arragent, and judgmental, but maybe it was a bad day???


      This wasn't about her daughter something else, l was trying to be reasonable, but he wasn't!


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  • Profile picture of the author whland
    My 3 year old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy it's a monster..we should bury it."
    My youngest sister said that about me when I was a newborn. She was 6 though not 3. And she said that to mom not dad. lol

    My mom told me about it.

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  • Profile picture of the author Brian John
    chuckled a little at a few but this cracked me up...
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Hmmmm, l think that l will go back to the "Little old lady that swallowed the fly, thread, less scary!!!! He, he!


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      • Profile picture of the author Brian John
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Hmmmm, l think that l will go back to the "Little old lady that swallowed the fly, thread, less scary!!!! He, he!
        lol there's been a few strange ones lately
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        • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
          This is a true story.

          Over here we get sent to 'play school' (or at least they called it that many years ago when I was there ) when we're about 3 to mix with other kids and play about for a few hours.

          My Mum dropped me off on the first day and went back later on to pick me up. A teacher came over and said something to the effect of..

          "Hello, I saw you drop Peter off this morning, he's over there. What a lovely child. I'm dreadfully sorry to hear about your house burning down in Africa"

          My Mum thought she'd made a mistake and told her she'd come to pick up Richard and pointed to me. The lady looked very shocked and said that's who Peter is. It turns out I'd introduced myself as Peter and that my house had burned down in Africa and now I was over here in England.

          I even explained it to my Mum afterwards who said I never mentioned it again.

          I personally have zero recollection of anything but I've no reason to disbelieve my Mum.

          It's all rather odd.

          Like some of what those kids say.

          On a side note, if I had a kid and they whispered "Diiiiieeeeee" into my ear, I'd need to go to the pub for a while.
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