What type of job do you have?

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Living and working in New York City the opportunities are endless for jobs. I have gone through hundreds of customer service jobs. It was time for a career change. Recently I landed a great opportunity as a doorman working in a residential building with full union benefits and great pay. These jobs are very hard to get.

It's not what you know but who you know. I am convinced that your resume means nothing these days. I only got my foot in the door because of someone I knew and he helped me out. This is now my best job and last job. WHat's your best job
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  • Profile picture of the author m0em0ney
    dish washing ahahaha
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    • Profile picture of the author nyc4626
      Thanks for replying. Someone once told me a job is a job money is money. It pays the bills
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  • Profile picture of the author TimothyTorrents
    Right now I just work online. Looking into some English teaching jobs.
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  • Profile picture of the author whland
    I'm my own boss and run a hosting business.

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      At the moment, l am hoping that my business will be my job, but it should become an investment eventually!

      So to answer your question, creating popular graphics is my job at present!


      Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    brain surgeon but im running out of people to practice on
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    • Profile picture of the author socialentry
      Originally Posted by hardraysnight View Post

      brain surgeon but im running out of people to practice on
      I heard they were hiring in Chechenya.
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    • Profile picture of the author nyc4626
      I definitely have a few screws lose. I think can't be repaired at all
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I was in banking, but i wanted a job that garnered me a little more respect. Now I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

    (old joke, but fitting.)
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I was in banking, but i wanted a job that garnered me a little more respect. Now I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

      (old joke, but fitting.)
      And you better not call in sick again! That's the second time this month.
      You're not the only person here who knows how to "tickle the ivories".

      In fact "Tickling a man's ivories" is $50. And we accept tips. (insert joke here)

      In fact "Inserting joke here" is another $50.

      Claude "The Man With No Name" Whitacre
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        And you better not call in sick again! That's the second time this month.
        You're not the only person here who knows how to "tickle the ivories".

        In fact "Tickling a man's ivories" is $50. And we accept tips. (insert joke here)

        In fact "Inserting joke here" is another $50.

        Claude "The Man With No Name" Whitacre
        I'm just glad you didn't work back to a "tickle the ovaries" joke. It would have been too on the nose.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'm just glad you didn't work back to a "tickle the ovaries" joke. It would have been too on the nose.
          Dan; Well, that's just stupid! Ovaries are located in a special place. How in the world would you ever be able use your nose to reach......Oh, never mind.

          Your joke was better than mine. But I said mine first. Let's call it a draw.
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          • Profile picture of the author InterNauert
            I'm a process coordinator at Walgreens Distribution Center / Publisher at Google.
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  • Profile picture of the author kip
    Self employed.. too many jobs to list.. we can just leave it at self employed.
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  • Profile picture of the author lisarose001
    Hi,
    I am Lisa Rose form New York a professional content writer by profession...
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  • Profile picture of the author subisa852
    Right now I am working as a freelance digital strategist in an Australian company.
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  • Profile picture of the author Coolkat
    I am a self employed.
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  • Profile picture of the author Mollywhite
    Work in a small company with little pay.
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  • Profile picture of the author Gondal
    Three Things you shouldn't ask Man's Salary,Girl's Age and STUDENT'S MARKS
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  • Profile picture of the author hueyr4mone
    I'm a journalist... and blogger too
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  • Profile picture of the author awledd
    Pharmacist but not working currently.
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  • Profile picture of the author subisa852
    I am working in an IT company for the position of search specialist.
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