9 {{ upvoteCount | shortNum }}
9 {{ upvoteCount | shortNum }}

Why drink beer when you can brew it INSIDE your belly?

by taskemann
7 replies
  • OFF TOPIC
    • |
A 61-year-old man, despite never drinking, kept getting drunk. Doctors discovered that his belly had been colonized with yeast, brewing beer in his belly.

Go extra-hyper-local with your home brew by making beer inside your belly | Grist
  • Profile picture of the author AprilCT
    The answer to your question is because your want to drink it cold and get to taste and enjoy it.

    I did see the article and I've heard of this happening before. Perhaps he ate some raw dough or something? I'd love to know how this happens.
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8531257].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Originally Posted by taskemann View Post

    A 61-year-old man, despite never drinking, kept getting drunk. Doctors discovered that his belly had been colonized with yeast, brewing beer in his belly.

    Go extra-hyper-local with your home brew by making beer inside your belly | Grist

    That could explain why my six-pack looks more like a Keg.
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8531380].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by garyv View Post

      That could explain why my six-pack looks more like a Keg.
      Does the tap go in your belly button?
      Signature

      Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8531388].message }}
      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Does the tap go in your belly button?
        I want to apologize to everyone. Dan has been thinking of places to put his tap for some time now.

        I had to explain to him that
        A) It's not called a "Tap" in the United States. Just because yellow liquid comes out..doesn't make it beer, and it doesn't make it a tap. And....

        B) That's not the belly button. You have been trying to convince women (mostly), that "If it sticks out...it's a tap. If it goes in, it's a belly button".

        Dan; Please...every crack and crevice you find...is not..NOT a belly button. This is why you keep getting arrested. And it's why co-workers won't car pool with you.

        I wish you would have taken health class in High School, and we wouldn't have to keep having these talks. :rolleyes:

        That's it for this public service.

        And that's how that's done.


        Added a couple days later; I'll be honest, I thought this was pretty darn funny.:confused:
        Signature
        One Call Closing book https://www.amazon.com/One-Call-Clos...=1527788418&sr

        What if they're not stars? What if they are holes poked in the top of a container so we can breath?
        {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8531632].message }}
  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    Really, really stupid question!
    Signature
    https://www.facebook.com/pages/Fresh...55326481208883
    {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8531582].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author taskemann
      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      Really, really stupid question!
      Sorry, that's not what I actually meant.

      I meant this is a superb method to get beer when you're not drinking beer. For example when you sleep or attend church.

      Of course we don't want to stop drinking beer!
      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8532635].message }}
    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      Really, really stupid question!

      You couldn't possibly think I was serious.

      Of all the things I've said on this forum and this is the post you find stupid?
      Signature

      Raising a child is akin to knowing you're getting fired in 18 years and having to train your replacement without actively sabotaging them.

      {{ DiscussionBoard.errors[8533249].message }}

Trending Topics