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garyv

11 years ago

There was a boy in my elementary class named Justin Case.

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MissTerraK 11 years ago

When I worked for the school, there was a boy named Tim Burr.

Who would do that to a child, lol?

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  I saw a story on TV about two young power lifters that got married. I don't remember the guy's name, but the bride was name Jenna.
  
  I thought nothing of it until her father showed up, and it showed his last name as Talia.
  
  My GOD! Jenna Talia. That poor girl.
  
  I went to school with a Bruce Bohner. Yes, he pronounced it the worst way. And nobody made fun of him. A strong farm boy, with no sense of humor about his name.
  
  I have a customer with the last name Killbreath. Try not laughing when you read that name out loud.
  
  Nicholas Cage (A huge comic book fan) named his son Kal-El (Superman's name)
  
  Cage changed his last name from Coppola (the famous director is his uncle, I think) to Cage, after Luke Cage, a comic book hero.
  
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  This unfortunately named lady had to survive almost 90 years of politely refusing all who spoke her name:
  
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BlvdJeremy 11 years ago

Originally Posted by garyv

There was a boy in my elementary class named Justin Case.

LOL.

Caught me off guard and I laughed really hard at this. I went to elementary school with a kid named George Hiney.
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David Beroff 11 years ago

Originally Posted by garyv

There was a boy in my elementary class named Justin Case.

He works for Safe Auto now!
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11 years ago

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ozzie2012 11 years ago

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11 years ago

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stoltingmediagroup

11 years ago

There was a recent news item about a Hawaii woman who could not fit her last name on her drivers license.

Name: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by stoltingmediagroup

There was a recent news item about a Hawaii woman who could not fit her last name on her drivers license.

Name: Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele

(say that one fast ten times).

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lcombs 11 years ago

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Wouldn't be;

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11 years ago

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whland

11 years ago

When I was in 1st grade I had a substitute teacher who's name was "Jack Weiner".

When he was introducing himself, the whole class was laughing.

Now if his middle name would've been "My" it would've been even funnier.

"Jack my weiner" And yes it was pronounced the way you'd say weiner for penis.

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stoltingmediagroup

11 years ago

Originally Posted by whland

When I was in 1st grade I had a substitute teacher who's name was "Jack Weiner". When he was introducing himself, the whole class was laughing.

My daughter was in first grade last year. I do not believe that at that age she would associate "weiner" with anything other than a hotdog. Thus I trust that your class laughed relating the name to food, and not to anything else?

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whland

11 years ago

Originally Posted by stoltingmediagroup

My daughter was in first grade last year. I do not believe that at that age she would associate "weiner" with anything other than a hotdog. Thus I trust that your class laughed relating the name to food, and not to anything else?

lol. Maybe some of the kids were thinking hot dog. But I and another boy associated the name with the body part.

That's why I was laughing. And a boy next to me made the masturbation gesture with his hand. lol

I'll never forget that day.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by stoltingmediagroup

My daughter was in first grade last year. I do not believe that at that age she would associate "weiner" with anything other than a hotdog. Thus I trust that your class laughed relating the name to food, and not to anything else?

Keep thinking that way, Daddy. If she didn't before she got to school, she's now in an environment that little boys get together and hoot it up, so if she didn't associate it before that - she does now.

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thunderbird

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Keep thinking that way, Daddy. If she didn't before she got to school, she's now in an environment that little boys get together and hoot it up, so if she didn't associate it before that - she does now.

Yes, boys definitely do "hoot it up." I'm afraid that even when I was a little boy, we were already onto all that stuff. I wonder what exactly happens to adults who remember otherwise -- selective amnesia?

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stoltingmediagroup

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Keep thinking that way, Daddy. If she didn't before she got to school, she's now in an environment that little boys get together and hoot it up, so if she didn't associate it before that - she does now.

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Yes, boys definitely do "hoot it up." I'm afraid that even when I was a little boy, we were already onto all that stuff. I wonder what exactly happens to adults who remember otherwise -- selective amnesia?

Yeah I know you are both probably right. I guess I just don't want to face that my little girl may already be associating hot dogs with boy parts.

But yes, little boys have a way of educating little girls on certain things as I recall as well from my school days.

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whland 11 years ago

Originally Posted by stoltingmediagroup

But yes, little boys have a way of educating little girls on certain things as I recall as well from my school days.

I'm guilty as charged. I was one of those little boys always educating those girls on this stuff.

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10 years ago

Originally Posted by stoltingmediagroup

My daughter was in first grade last year. I do not believe that at that age she would associate "weiner" with anything other than a hotdog. Thus I trust that your class laughed relating the name to food, and not to anything else?

But WHO can forget that kid in kindergarten cop?

Kindergarten Cop

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MissTerraK 10 years ago

How about unusual initials.

Mine are TSK.

Tsk,tsk tsk, how unfitting for a girl like me. :p

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  How about unusual initials.
  
  Mine are TSK.
  
  Tsk,tsk tsk, how unfitting for a girl like me. :p
  
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11 years ago

Henry Kissinger at one time had a girlfriend named Ming-Toy Epstein.

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lcombs

11 years ago

I went to college with a guy named "Jack Goff."

No shit, that was his name.
The instructor stumbled a little the first time called roll.

Has to be the cruelest parents ever!

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thunderbird

11 years ago

I know of a boy named Ben Dan which is a totally normal name in English but means, "Stupid" in Chinese.

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Dennis Gaskill

11 years ago

I once knew a guy named John Wilson. Oh man, can you believe it!! ha ha

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whateverpedia 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

I once knew a guy named John Wilson. Oh man, can you believe it!! ha ha

That's as silly a name as Dennis Gaskill is.
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11 years ago

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papi70

11 years ago

I went to school in Italy with a girl named Domenica Melalavo.

Translated "I wash it on Sunday"

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Steven Wagenheim 11 years ago

True story. Name is pronounced Feh-mal-ly.

Know how the mother got it?

She looked at the tag on the thing where they keep the new borns (don't know
what they're called) and it said "Female <whatever last name was>"

The stupid mother said "Oh look, they named my baby for me." And she thought it was Feh-mal-ly.

My wife told me that one. I just had to shake my head in disbelief.

But it's still not as bad as the jackass parents who named their kid Mary
Christmas. I think that was another one of my wife's students.

And then of course there was Charlie Brown and his inviso shield. No wonder
the kid thought he could make himself invisible, growing up with a name like
Charlie Brown.

Parent's can be so cruel.
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Kurt

11 years ago

I know a few, but don't think it's appropriate to post names of real people. However, despite the title of this thread, here's my favorite name for a race horse:

Hoof Hearted in the Winner's Circle?

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whateverpedia

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I know a few, but don't think it's appropriate to post names of real people. However, despite the title of this thread, here's my favorite name for a race horse:

Hoof Hearted in the Winner's Circle?

Hoof Hearted - YouTube

That's like a few minor celebrities and sports persons in Australia who shared ownership of a greyhound called Nads. It was called that by design rather than accident though.

It was named Nads so that anyone backing the dog would shout out "Go Nads".

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joseph7384

11 years ago

My Grandfather once told me of how the name Tony came about. He told me of a young Italian boy who arrived at Ellis Island and during processing he was asked his name, naturally the boy couldn't understand a word of English so he clammed up and said nothing.

The processor said speak up so that I can give you a name tag, after getting nowhere he finally decided to just give him a tag that said to new york and wrote it like so "TO NY and so the name Tony was born.

HE,he,he,he,he.

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by joseph7384

The processor said speak up so that I can give you a name tag, after getting nowhere he finally decided to just give him a tag that said to new york and wrote it like so "TO NY and so the name Tony was born.

Reminds me of a story told at Ellis Island, of a man who ended up doing very well in the oil industry in Texas, who eventually came back to New York decades later to visit where he was initially processed. His tag read, "Houston", as his final destination was supposed to be Houston St. in New York, a rather poor area, and instead he had been sent to Texas.

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Richard Van 11 years ago

If I was the judge, Willie Stroker, I'd have probably insisted on just keeping it at William.

It could have been worse though, he could have spelt it Willy.

Or penis.
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11 years ago

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11 years ago

In elementary school, there was a guy by the name of...

Buddy Ouimette (pronounced we-met)

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bizgrower

11 years ago

I used to shoot pool with a guy named Justin Nass.

I know two ex special forces gents. Bob Wilson and Jim Smith - so they say.

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thunderbird 11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I used to shoot pool with a guy named Justin Nass.

I know two ex special forces gents. Bob Wilson and Jim Smith - so they say.

I have a friend like that. To this day, I don't know his real name. I only figured out his past occupation accidentally.
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  I have a friend like that. To this day, I don't know his real name. I only figured out his past occupation accidentally.
  
  Bob I believe because his family name is well known in a certain industry in another state.
  
  I believe "Jim" was in special forces because I've seen him in action. But, he says he has had high level jobs I'm not sure he is/was capable of doing. He says he got them thanks to his government "resume". He's about 65 and retired now. While physically in good condition, not so much mentally as he may have been before I met him.
  
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lcombs

11 years ago

Retired MLB player Milton Bradley.

Actor Rip Torn.

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David Beroff 11 years ago

Originally Posted by lcombs

Retired MLB player Milton Bradley.

You got me curious, and my suspicion turned out to be correct: According to Wikipedia, the game company was simply named after its founder.
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11 years ago

Former traffic reporter for KOHK in Reno, NV: Jay Walker.

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jacktackett

11 years ago

In college one of my suite mates was named Rusty Nail, an no his first name was not Russell it was rusty.

Of course there's this guy named Jack Tackett too. I had a boss one time when I went to ask for the day off wrote on the employee board 'Jack off on Friday'....

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11 years ago

Originally Posted by jacktackett

In college one of my suite mates was named Rusty Nail, an no his first name was not Russell it was rusty.

Of course there's this guy named Jack Tackett too. I had a boss one time when I went to ask for the day off wrote on the employee board 'Jack off on Friday'....

Jack

Other places call that Casual Friday.

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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

I went to school with a Michael Hunt. He refused to be called Mike.

I also had a client once by the name of Dick Wood, owner of Dick Wood Plumbing.

Oh, and I heard about this guy named Dennis Gaskill...

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11 years ago

There was this chinese dude in school named Harry Kok.
Yes, look it up Kok is a Chinese last name. LOL.

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10 years ago

Ha Ha Ha. LOL !!! A lot of posts that made me chuckle !!!

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laurencewins

10 years ago

I worked with an Indian guy a while ago and his first name had more than 30 letters in it. He always said to just call him "Dean." I do remember the odd occasion when a bank or some place official rang the office and asked for him...or tried to. There weren't many of us who knew his proper name so it would be quite awkward because some would say "we don't have anyone here by that name."

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whateverpedia

10 years ago

I went to school with Mr and Mrs Licker's eldest son, Richard.

At age 14 he stood 6 foot 5, and was as aggro as only someone called Richard Licker could be.

BTW, everyone, and I mean everyone, called him Richard. Anyone who called him another word for Richard, had their face(s) rearranged.

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sbucciarel

Banned 10 years ago

... oh, and Anthony Weiner considering what he is most famous for

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sbucciarel

Banned 10 years ago

... and how about North West. Couldn't believe it when K & K were serious about that one.

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yukon

Banned 10 years ago

I once worked with a guy named Otay Boatwheat.

My kids went to school with two other kids that were twins named Cherello & Orangello. Those names are from Cherry Jello & Orange Jello.

Some people have messed up parents.

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10 years ago

We named our son NOE YCHIDAIME.

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taskemann

10 years ago

'Tony Thug'. Sound like a badass gangster from the 30's.

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Dennis Gaskill

10 years ago

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I went to school with a Michael Hunt. He refused to be called Mike.

You mean this guy:

Michael Hunt - Another lottery win would keep Bucks on track for the future

I've been reading his column for years and never thought about his name if he went by Mike.

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Oh, and I heard about this guy named Dennis Gaskill...

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That's as silly a name as Dennis Gaskill is.

With guys like you on my side, I'll soon be famous! :rolleyes:

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laurencewins

10 years ago

I worked with a guy whose first name is completely unpronounceable but had 26 letters in it. I really wonder how people find names like that.

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Kurt

10 years ago

How about the guy that promotes Cold Eeze on TV? Is Ted Karkus really the best name for a guy pitching a health aid?

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Hopeless Bromantic 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

How about the guy that promotes Cold Eeze on TV? Is Ted Karkus really the best name for a guy pitching a health aid?

And if he married someone named Ima Lively, would she become... (wait for it)

Ima Lively-Karkus???
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JimDucharme

10 years ago

Not making these up:

Family name: Day
Kid's name: Zippittydooda

Family name: Lear
Kid's name: Shanda

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Hopeless Bromantic 10 years ago

Originally Posted by JimDucharme

Not making these up:

Family name: Lear
Kid's name: Shanda

Actually, Shanda was her middle name. Her first name was Crystal. (No, not kidding.)
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