by Star69
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They finally released the ingredients in Viagra!

3% Vitamin E, 2% Aspirin, 2% Ibuprofen, 6% Vitamin C, 87% Fix-A-Flat.


  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Crap -- Okay, that was funny -- but I REALLY wanted to see what they make the stuff out of. Sigh.
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  • Profile picture of the author christftw
    lmao. I'd like to know, too, and how they've sold so many that they can pay for that same old offer of 1 week free or whatever, but can't afford a good actress/director/whoever is to blame for her friggin creepy eye-movement that just screams "I'm a lying bimbo"!
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  • Profile picture of the author Star69
    "Bob' sure seems to like it. He's all smiles! (Oh, wait, that's for a different brand.)

    Whatever's in it, it isn't going inside my body, I can guarantee that! (Not that I need it.) Anyone with half a brain would realize that sexual stimulation is mental, not physical.

    But do something enough and it's going to get boring no matter what your name is.
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Someone said you were talking about me in a new thread.
    HEY! I resemble that remark!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author CTABUK
    Eye of Newt - Badgers Spleen - Lark's vomit - Hair of Pussy (cat you dirty minded warriors) & quick hardening cement
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    Badger Milk
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