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I cannot see myself doing this in Canadian winters.

Watch these naked skiers get waist deep in Canadian powder
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Can I get a gender check on that video before I go clicking over? I'm pretty sure shrinkage is contagious by sight.
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    • Profile picture of the author joseph7384
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Can I get a gender check on that video before I go clicking over? I'm pretty sure shrinkage is contagious by sight.
      Both men and women but other than a few women's breasts, the video is not graphic at all.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

        Both men and women but other than a few women's breasts, the video is not graphic at all.
        I'm a busy man. I don't have time to watch stupid videos about some....wait, did you say "Breasts"?


        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Can I get a gender check on that video before I go clicking over? I'm pretty sure shrinkage is contagious by sight.
        Dan; I'm not sure how to break this to you, but most of us aren't getting regular gender checks. It's really just you.

        And your "It's just shrinkage" story has been told to every girl you've ever dated.

        You need to think of a new one.

        The one I use is "It isn't little, you're just too far away".

        Claude "Yes, folks, he is a comedy genius" Whitacre:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Pretty cool video. I can't even imagine taking spills like those in the buff. Ouch.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Pretty cool video. I can't even imagine taking spills like those in the buff. Ouch.
      I can't imagine you doing anything in the buff!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

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        And your "It's just shrinkage" story has been told to every girl you've ever dated.

        You need to think of a new one.

        The one I use is "It isn't little, you're just too far away".

        Claude "Yes, folks, he is a comedy genius" Whitacre:rolleyes:

        I prefer, "Small? How do you know it's small?" That usually shuts 'em up right quick.


        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I can't imagine you doing anything in the buff!
        Very astute of you. How did you deduce that I suffer from nevernudism?!

        Urban Dictionary: never nude
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Very astute of you. How did you deduce that I suffer from nevernudism?!
          I'm the reason they invented pajamas.

          I'm the reason they invented twin beds.

          I'm the reason we started turning off the light, before we undressed for bed.

          There used to be a mirror above our bed. My wife painted over it.

          I told my wife years ago, "I want to be in pictures" and she said to wait until they invented Photo shopping.

          I get no respect! (Best Rodney Dangerfield impression) :rolleyes:
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I'm the reason they invented pajamas.

            I'm the reason they invented twin beds.

            I'm the reason we started turning off the light, before we undressed for bed.

            There used to be a mirror above our bed. My wife painted over it.

            I told my wife years ago, "I want to be in pictures" and she said to wait until they invented Photo shopping.

            I get no respect! (Best Rodney Dangerfield impression) :rolleyes:

            Claude, I have no idea how that relates to my post that you quoted. Do you need to borrow money again to get your prescriptions filled? :p
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Claude, I have no idea how that relates to my post that you quoted. Do you need to borrow money again to get your prescriptions filled? :p

              Dan; What I said related perfectly to your post. It all has to do with quantum physics, string theory, and the transmutation of matter to energy. All above your head. Let's just say I have my sources. ICSM.

              Who says I need medication? Those voices in your head? What do they know?


              Dan; I really hope you enjoy these jabs as much as I do. It's nice having a good sparring partner. :p
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Dan; What I said related perfectly to your post. It all has to do with quantum physics, string theory, and the transmutation of matter to energy. All above your head. Let's just say I have my sources. ICSM.
                Claude, most things are over my head. I'm not exactly tall.

                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Who says I need medication?
                Well...since you asked...People who know you. People who've met you. People you talk to on forums. People you approach on the street and ask if they'd like to share your soup...ICSM.


                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                Dan; I really hope you enjoy these jabs as much as I do. It's nice having a good sparring partner. :p
                Friendly banter is one of the great joys in life. It's probably best to take anything I say with a grain of salt. Well, except about taking your meds. I'm deadly serious about that. You don't want to have a repeat of The Incident, do you?

                BTW, I'll eventually respond to your PM. It's been a hectic week and I don't want to just reel off a less-than-worthy reply.
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    Originally Posted by joseph7384 View Post

    I cannot see myself doing this in Canadian winters.

    Watch these naked skiers get waist deep in Canadian powder
    Watch how they fish as well.

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  • I used to ski the trees in my youth, but I gave that up with age, wisdom and the growing fear I would ski right into one.

    I can't imagine them finding me dead AND naked.
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    According to Bullwinkle, try that in parts of Minnesota and you'll have frost bit balls in Frostbite Falls.

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  • I told my date to make herself at home. She did--she invited her boyfriend over.

    - The Great Rodney!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    No way. 30 degrees is nowhere for bare skin. 60 degrees is nowhere for bare skin. If god had meant us to be out in the cold in bare skin he wouldn't have given us wool, or down........or sorels.
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    • Profile picture of the author Outlast
      LOL. The classic Canadian reference

      Imagine how cold that would be. Even fully geared up one gets cold.
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