Are the "Silent But Deadly" ones actually worse?

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SBD, or Silent but Deadly. Are they really deadly?

What about the loud ones?

ASAP Science breaks it down.

  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Read the subject.

    Immediately thought of Claude.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Read the subject.

      Immediately thought of Claude.
      When you heard the word "Deadly", you thought of me.

      When I read the word "Silent", I thought "What a great idea for Riffle."

      When I read the word "Fart" I thought it was an acronym for "Friend Attacking Riffle Tenaciously".

      He shoots! He scores!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        When I read the word "Silent", I thought "What a great idea for Riffle."
        This was great. I'm using this in my sig.
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        • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          This was great. I'm using this in my sig.
          Give a man a match during the moment of "silent but deadly" release and you could accidentally set him on fire.
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          • Profile picture of the author socialentry
            Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

            Give a man a match during the moment of "silent but deadly" release and you could accidentally set him on fire.
            Give a man a match during the moment of "silent but deadly" release and you could "accidentally" set him on fire?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          This was great. I'm using this in my sig.
          Then maybe "F.A.R.T." Stands for "Friends Against Riffle Talking". :rolleyes:

          I'm honored that you put my quote in your sig.
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  • Profile picture of the author Wolster
    Wow cool video.

    Taking the information age to a whole new level. :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
    The Off Topic Forum...

    Blowing out the cutting edge topics one day at a time. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author SShip
    Yes, the silent but deadly ones are worse... Ask me about my littlest one... H-o-l-y c-r-a-p...
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  • Profile picture of the author Khemosabi
    F. For some reason, I felt it was time to leave.

    A. At that very moment, I stopped, tightened my jaw, kept my legs close and headed for the door.

    R. Right when I was just about to get out of there, in came Claude. He was the speaker that night, I had no choice but to talk to him. On and on he went about vaccuummmsss..! All I could think about was the reverse!

    T. That's when I Riffled it. It was a total Gaskill.
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    This may, quite possibly, rank as the DUMBEST thread in WF history.:p
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

      This may, quite possibly, rank as the DUMBEST thread in WF history.:p
      Yeah, but it gave me a great opportunity to match swords with Dan Riffle, so it was worth it.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Yeah, but it gave me a great opportunity to match swords with Dan Riffle, so it was worth it.
        I keep telling you, Claude: That's not a sword and one of these days you're going to get arrested.
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I keep telling you, Claude: That's not a sword and one of these days you're going to get arrested.
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          And I keep telling you "You're not a sword swallower"

          Top that! Riffle!
          Gotta admit, guys -- it takes some pretty raw talent to degenerate a thread about flatulence.:rolleyes:
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    • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
      This may, quite possibly, rank as the DUMBEST thread in WF history.:p
      Not even close. Seriously. It's probably not in the top 100 for dumb.

      Funny, on the other hand... It would rank.
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    I'm sorry, but I really find nothing the least bit funny about inhaling particles of feces.
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