Dear God, what's happening?
"I cant help it if some of the light goes across the road. Put something up in your window."
"Thank you for your email. While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket."
- Jack Trout