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Joe Mobley -- Jose Molina -- defied his family's expectaitons of taking over his father's 5th generation crematorium, and instead runs a highly successful Mexican food franchise in Russia.

HeySal is Giulietta Sesto a harp-playing Italian opera singer -- a soprano -- constantly swarmed by her adoring fans. Her fans dream of getting a glimpse from her in their direction, under the belief that it will cure them of whatever ails them. To offset the discomforts of fame, she leads a fantasy life online as a rough and tough American adventuress and rock collector.

Horny Devil (real name Hector "El Schnid" De Villars) is a gaucho in northern Argentina who hit it big after uranium was discovered on his property. He likes to play with state-of-the-art satelite connections and his two Massive Dogo Argentino dogs. His neighbors dare not discuss children in his presence, for fear that it'll set him off an yet another sheep-shearing rampage.

yukon is Yu Kwong-Engku, a highly regarded Chinese Malaysian acupuncturist based in Tasmania (widely sought out by gymnasts, ballerinas, and rubgy players), fulfills his fantasy of being a rough American hyper-genius living in a high-tech oasis hidden within Alaskan wilderness, protected by grizzly bears.

MissTerrak, a highly privileged and decorated descendant of King Arthur, runs a global conglomerate of banks and controls the world's gold supply, but much prefers her imaginary personna as a scrappy writer of extraordinary talent and qualified nurse with super-gifted children.

Dennis Gaskill is a famed Mongolian wrestler who moonlights in Internet cafes as an American ex-cowboy intellectual. Folks in his tribe are highly amused by his Internet anecdotes as they roast goats over the fire.
  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Hmmmm, l think that the Christmas Sherry needs to go back in the glass cabinet!

    At least til, next week! He, he!


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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

      Hmmmm, l think that the Christmas Sherry needs to go back in the glass cabinet!

      At least til, next week! He, he!


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      "Christmas sherry," "glass cabinet" LOL. You've got the wrong guy. I'm strictly coffee. Too much caffeine maybe.
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    TB -- how mean of you to out us like this when we are harming NOBODY.

    However now that you have embarrassed me, I have to point out a mistake that probably resulted from a spelling error. I do not play the harp. I play HAARP. Um............I'm no angel.
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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    Joe Mobley -- Jose Molina -- defied his family's expectaitons of taking over his father's 5th generation crematorium, and instead runs a highly successful Mexican food franchise in Russia.
    ... With a cook from India and Asian waitresses. :rolleyes:

    Fun stuff T-bird.

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    In related news, the OP dealt a crushing blow to Claude's ego by not mentioning him. This will either end in a full on temper tantrum or us not hearing from Claude again until the new year.

    Let's see if we get lucky.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      In related news, the OP dealt a crushing blow to Claude's ego by not mentioning him. This will either end in a full on temper tantrum or us not hearing from Claude again until the new year.

      Let's see if we get lucky.
      NO! You will not get lucky!

      My feelings were hurt deeply that I wasn't the star of this thread. Not even mentioned.

      Sooooo I guess Temper Tantrum it is.

      My only solace is that Riffle wasn't mentioned either. :rolleyes:
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    Nor was I but I don't mind.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      Nor was I but I don't mind.
      Laurence; That's because you aren't an egotistical, pompous, blowhard, know it all, with delusions of greatness....and I am.
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    Here's some dirt I dug up...

    Thunderbird is actually Penelope Pigeon, fiancé of the man in the plaid suit himself, Horace Bartholomew Schmidt. Together they traipse the streets of Balderdash, a small community in Canada, spinning yarns about their encounters with celebrities.

    Claude Whitacre is really Marvin the Magnificent, a homeless street magician who performs tricks with a worn out vacuum cleaner. This is quite a fall from grace for Marvin, who in a previous incarnation as Sir Isaac Galileo Einstein, was the toast of scientific circles for his work on quantum nonsense.

    Dan Riffle is really Riffle Dan, the man in the mirror in dozens of horror flicks. Rumor has it he has to spend 36 to 48 hours in make-up before each shoot to make him less frightening. It's a sad story, but he used to be known as Dapper Dan until he got drunk and tried to French kiss a running lawn mower.

    OK, not enough time to "out" anyone else right now. Someone else can pick up the ball and run with it.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      Here's some dirt I dug up...

      Thunderbird is actually Penelope Pigeon, fiancé of the man in the plaid suit himself, Horace Bartholomew Schmidt. Together they traipse the streets of Balderdash, a small community in Canada, spinning yarns about their encounters with celebrities.

      Claude Whitacre is really Marvin the Magnificent, a homeless street magician who performs tricks with a worn out vacuum cleaner. This is quite a fall from grace for Marvin, who in a previous incarnation as Sir Isaac Galileo Einstein, was the toast of scientific circles for his work on quantum nonsense.

      Dan Riffle is really Riffle Dan, the man in the mirror in dozens of horror flicks. Rumor has it he has to spend 36 to 48 hours in make-up before each shoot to make him less frightening. It's a sad story, but he used to be known as Dapper Dan until he got drunk and tried to French kiss a running lawn mower.

      OK, not enough time to "out" anyone else right now. Someone else can pick up the ball and run with it.
      I'm a dude, Dennis, not that way inclined LOL. Methinks you may be getting even for something I wrote in the past, if my vague recollection is at all accurate. That was a fancy "é" you added to it all.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        I'm a dude, Dennis, not that way inclined LOL. Methinks you may be getting even for something I wrote in the past, if my vague recollection is at all accurate. That was a fancy "é" you added to it all.
        I know you're a dude. I know your real name, remember? lol

        Not getting even, just having fun. I thought you'd appreciate the Horace reference; and mentioning the celebrities just shows I've paid attention to what you post. You should be highly flattered!
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Laurence; That's because you aren't an egotistical, pompous, blowhard, know it all, with delusions of greatness....and I am.
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          NO! You will not get lucky!

          My feelings were hurt deeply that I wasn't the star of this thread. Not even mentioned.

          Sooooo I guess Temper Tantrum it is.

          My only solace is that Riffle wasn't mentioned either. :rolleyes:
          Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

          "Christmas sherry," "glass cabinet" LOL. You've got the wrong guy. I'm strictly coffee. Too much caffeine maybe.
          Hmmm, maybe a couple of red bulls???

          Red Bull gives you wings, don't believe me, just visit a cemetery! :rolleyes:


          I will continue Claude's past......


          Blah, blah, blah, Temper Tantrum, blah, blah, blah!


          I don't think that we need to say any more than that! He, he!


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        • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          I know you're a dude. I know your real name, remember? lol

          Not getting even, just having fun. I thought you'd appreciate the Horace reference; and mentioning the celebrities just shows I've paid attention to what you post. You should be highly flattered!
          I appreciated the reference, Dennis. You messed with my mind good there. LOL. I don't get cross when I cross paths with cross-dressers or anything like that, yet reacted in a weird phobic way to...
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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

        I'm a dude, Dennis, not that way inclined LOL. Methinks you may be getting even for something I wrote in the past, if my vague recollection is at all accurate. That was a fancy "é" you added to it all.
        TB, you're aware that the word fiancé (even with the accent) describes a male engaged to a female? The female equivalent would be fiancée with the extra e (as you know, it's a French word).

        I only mention this because I get the impression you thought Dennis was casting aspersions on your masculinity. Forgive me if I've misread it.


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          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

          TB, you're aware that the word fiancé (even with the accent) describes a male engaged to a female? The female equivalent would be fiancée with the extra e (as you know, it's a French word).

          I only mention this because I get the impression you thought Dennis was casting aspersions on your masculinity. Forgive me if I've misread it.


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          So what is a male engaged to a male or a female engaged to a female?
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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
            Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

            So what is a male engaged to a male or a female engaged to a female?
            Californians?

            I'd say the males would both be fiancés, and the females fiancées. Not sure about brides v bridegrooms, though. :confused:
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            Originally Posted by sbucciarel View Post

            So what is a male engaged to a male or a female engaged to a female?
            Just as screwed up as anyone else who "pops" the question.:rolleyes:
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        • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

          TB, you're aware that the word fiancé (even with the accent) describes a male engaged to a female? The female equivalent would be fiancée with the extra e (as you know, it's a French word).

          I only mention this because I get the impression you thought Dennis was casting aspersions on your masculinity. Forgive me if I've misread it.


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          Are you suggesting that legendary door-to-door salesman Horace Bartholomew Schmidt -- the Man In The Plaid Suit himself...is a female cross-dresser?
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          • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            Alright, that's it! I'm going to have my attorneys write a very strongly worded threat alluding to a huge lawsuit against Who Is for not protecting my privacy!

            Oh, and scrappy? Scrappy? Scrappy writer? Well enjoy the following bit pieced, fragmented, disjointed, albeit extraordinarily talented composition.

            LOL TBird! But I don't even watch Scooby Doo anymore. And you had better be careful what you say about me because I have a loaded syringe and know how to inject it!!

            But if you meant the following definition for scrappy - Scrappy Definition: "very competitive and willing to oppose others without fear to achieve something; courageous, determined, spirited, spunky" then forgive me and accept my very heartfelt apologies and dozens of blown kisses headed your way very shortly. They are worth more than their weight in gold, you know.:p


            Terra

            Hmmm, you forget to mention that Terra, favorite horror movie is The birds, and that she is afraid of heights, and is allergic to cats, and, (just checking my crystal ball, joke Claude) favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry!


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              Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

              Hmmm, you forget to mention that Terra, favorite horror movie is The birds, and that she is afraid of heights, and is allergic to cats, and, (just checking my crystal ball, joke Claude) favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry!


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              Haha! Better check the batteries in your crystal ball, Shane. It was only half right. It's Strawberry in the summer but Moose Tracks in the winter.


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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post


      Dan Riffle is really Riffle Dan, the man in the mirror in dozens of horror flicks. Rumor has it he has to spend 36 to 48 hours in make-up before each shoot to make him less frightening. It's a sad story, but he used to be known as Dapper Dan until he got drunk and tried to French kiss a running lawn mower.
      This is eerily close to the truth. Who've you been talking to? I need to make sure they disappear.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        This is eerily close to the truth. Who've you been talking to? I need to make sure they disappear.
        If I say your name three times...do you suddenly appear...in my bathroom mirror?

        Dan Riffle...Dan Riffle...Dan Ri....HA! I'm not taking any chances.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        This is eerily close to the truth. Who've you been talking to? I need to make sure they disappear.
        Bye Claude. Been nice knowing you. I'm gonna miss you around here.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          Bye Claude. Been nice knowing you. I'm gonna miss you around here.
          Dennis; first of all, nobody likes a snitch!

          And second of all, I'm not the least bit afraid of Dan Riffle. Watch, I'll prove it to you....


          Dan Riffle, Dan Riffle, Dan Riffle! See? Nothing to it. Absolutely nothing is going to happen to
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          • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Dennis; first of all, nobody likes a snitch!

            And second of all, I'm not the least bit afraid of Dan Riffle. Watch, I'll prove it to you....


            Dan Riffle, Dan Riffle, Dan Riffle! See? Nothing to it. Absolutely nothing is going to happen to
            Now see, that's funny . . . unless you never post again.

            Is that the Twilight Zone theme I hear?
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    I think you stole this info from the NSA and probably should be buying a ticket to Russia pretty quick
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    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post


    MissTerrak, a highly privileged and decorated descendant of King Arthur, runs a global conglomerate of banks and controls the world's gold supply, but much prefers her imaginary personna as a scrappy writer of extraordinary talent and qualified nurse with super-gifted children.
    Alright, that's it! I'm going to have my attorneys write a very strongly worded threat alluding to a huge lawsuit against Who Is for not protecting my privacy!

    Oh, and scrappy? Scrappy? Scrappy writer? Well enjoy the following bit pieced, fragmented, disjointed, albeit extraordinarily talented composition.

    LOL TBird! But I don’t even watch Scooby Doo anymore. And you had better be careful what you say about me because I have a loaded syringe and know how to inject it!!

    But if you meant the following definition for scrappy - Scrappy Definition: “very competitive and willing to oppose others without fear to achieve something; courageous, determined, spirited, spunky” then forgive me and accept my very heartfelt apologies and dozens of blown kisses headed your way very shortly. They are worth more than their weight in gold, you know.:p


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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      And you had better be careful what you say about me because I have a loaded syringe and know how to inject it!!

      :p

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      I'll confirm that one. She does. She really does. Every time she turns blue from cats, the house, heavy pollens -- or even thinking of a rattlesnake bite she's rummaging through the fridge for her epi-pens. Do not take her to be sane, though. When you hear her say "hmmm.......wonder what this one does"...........run. Run fast.
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        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        I'll confirm that one. She does. She really does. Every time she turns blue from cats, the house, heavy pollens -- or even thinking of a rattlesnake bite she's rummaging through the fridge for her epi-pens. Do not take her to be sane, though. When you hear her say "hmmm.......wonder what this one does"...........run. Run fast.

        Lmao Sal, but you forgot the most deadly of my allergies, bee stings and antibiotics.

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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Haha! Better check the batteries in your crystal ball, Shane. It was only half right. It's Strawberry in the summer but Moose Tracks in the winter.


          Terra
          Hmmm, it is Summer here so, l am coming from what you would eat in Summertime! He, he!

          I would never get Moose Tracks, we don't have Nooses in Australia! :rolleyes:


          ok, l will try again, you are nuts about banana splits, (when it is hot) but don't llke hamburgers!


          And will avoid morally bankrupt gorillas at every turn! :p


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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Lmao Sal, but you forgot the most deadly of my allergies, bee stings and antibiotics.

          Terra
          Rattlesnake and bee venom are the same thing, Terra. Kinda "off the topic" but I thought you might need to know that right away in case you plan to go to florida during the cold season.
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    Thank you, Claude, for the compliment. lol
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    <dusts off hands> That'll learn ya.
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    Shane, we do have Nooses, not Mooses...or is that Mices? lol
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