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Riffle That Stole Christmas! Sigh!

by tagiscom
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Being Christmas eve, l had to do this, but this is only for IM burned out WF members! He, he!

Could damage 3 year old's for life? :rolleyes:

Enjoy!










Yeah, l know he didn't steal Christmas but he almost got Claude back for being mean! :rolleyes:


Ok, everyone has had their twisted story for Christmas eve, so it's off to bed, and watch out for stirring mice? He, he!


Shane :p
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Shane, I've said it before and I'll say it again: We've gotta get you a woman.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Shane, I've said it before and I'll say it again: We've gotta get you a woman.
      It shouldn't be to awfully hard to find a girl who likes a tall, dark, and lanky guy with bushy hair standing on the beach at the ocean's edge.

      See what I mean...



      Terra:p
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        It shouldn't be to awfully hard to find a girl who likes a tall, dark, and lanky guy with bushy hair standing on the beach at the ocean's edge.

        See what I mean...



        Terra:p
        Hmmm, you got tall and bushy hair wrong, but lanky? Don't know about that one! :rolleyes:

        But you could add, long hair, super intelligent, and possibly a little psychotic!

        But it is all Youtubes fault, too many videos created by seriously disturbed teenagers about the Brady bunch, and Lord of the Rings! He, he!


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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    We also gotta get you a dictionary to fix your spelling, Shane. lol.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      We also gotta get you a dictionary to fix your spelling, Shane. lol.
      What,....l made sure l got Claude's name right this time! :rolleyes:

      Off to bed you go, without any supper!


      Unfortunately graphics programs and spellcheck don't mix, (or trying to get this finished on Xmas eve). I did check a bit, though!


      As for what Dan said, l should have listened to Claude and made Dan a crossdressing elf, with emotional problems! Oh, well next time! He, he!


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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Of course you got Claude's name right.....just other things wrong but I guess we are used to that from your cheeky sense of humour, mate.
    No worries.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Haha, Shane!

      Awesome! It's in perfect Shane form.

      Okay, I've got to run again...

      Terra
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    When I die, I want you to write my obituary, give or take. Yes, with pictures and all.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

      When I die, I want you to write my obituary, give or take. Yes, with pictures and all.
      I am honored, l think???? :rolleyes:

      Unless l go before you do, in that case, l will be telling some of my dead relatives, l told you so!


      But here is a start.....


      Here lies Sumit Menon Born 1985 - Died, 2134

      Who requested by the great writer Sir Shane......... write....

      "When I die, I want you to write my obituary, give or take. Yes, with pictures and all"

      Blah, blah, blah, blah.

      PS sorry no pictures, but since he died in a super high speed tube train crash.

      Rest in pieces! Ahem!


      Sumit's Mobile number is...

      123456 6667

      His other mobile number is...

      123456 6666, (ask for Horney devil).


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      • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        I am honored, l think???? :rolleyes:

        Unless l go before you do, in that case, l will be telling some of my dead relatives, l told you so!


        But here is a start.....


        Here lies Sumit Menon Born 1985 - Died, 2134

        Who requested by the great writer Sir Shane......... write....

        "When I die, I want you to write my obituary, give or take. Yes, with pictures and all"

        Blah, blah, blah, blah.

        PS sorry no pictures, but since he died in a super high speed tube train crash.

        Rest in pieces! Ahem!


        Sumit's Mobile number is...

        123456 6667

        His other mobile number is...

        123456 6666, (ask for Horney devil).


        Shane
        2134!? You are very optimistic about the human race.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

          2134!? You are very optimistic about the human race.
          Yep, it is only a matter of time before we realize zero point energy is real, or the masses do!

          Then the days of the poor having little to no access to electricity and the middle class being clobbered by price hikes will be over!

          Also the days of the only obvious option being solar, which only gives you 5 years of free electricity before they pack it in.


          We may not see this commercially, but indirectly through other tech, chipping away at the BS smokescreen!


          I expect to see this in the next couple of years!


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