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To Claude and Dan,

There was mention in another thread by one of you that you two were like Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble! Who is who?

I'm cooking up a little something that I think that you'll both enjoy, and I'm quite certain that Shane will definitely get a kick out of it.
  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Claude is Fred and I'm Barney, as I'm the shorter of the two.

    It makes sense when you think about it. Fred was all ego, terribly abusive, and probably smelled like a brewery. Barney was the well-grounded of the two. He kept Fred's head from floating off into the clouds. Yep, ol' Barn kept things running smooth in Bedrock, even with power hungry Fred running around town like a lunatic.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Claude is Fred and I'm Barney, as I'm the shorter of the two.

      It makes sense when you think about it. Fred was all ego, terribly abusive, and probably smelled like a brewery. Barney was the well-grounded of the two. He kept Fred's head from floating off into the clouds. Yep, ol' Barn kept things running smooth in Bedrock, even with power hungry Fred running around town like a lunatic.
      I'm not sure I agree with that. I always thought the brains of the outfit was Wilma.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Claude is Fred and I'm Barney, as I'm the shorter of the two.

      It makes sense when you think about it. Fred was all seeing, terribly handsome, and probably smelled like a rose in springtime. Barney was the cross dresser of the two. Yep, ol' Barn kept getting arrested for voyeurism in Bedrock.... even with confirmed genius Fred running around town like a great friend, trying to make Barney stop.

      Barney was known to cry himself to sleep every night because he could be like Fred. Even the Great Gazoo was powerless to help Barney fulfill his dreams of Fredism
      I fixed that for you.:rolleyes:

      By the way. Wilma is hotter than Betty.
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    I thought Dino really ran the show.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    If Claude wore Levi's and Dan drove a Caravan, you'd have:

    Jean Claude Van Dan

    (Just don't ask either to do the splits)
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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      If Claude wore Levi's and Dan drove a Caravan, you'd have:

      Jean Claude Van Dan

      (Just don't ask either to do the splits)
      And they'd probably Yabba Dabba Doo to England in that Caravan to have beer
      with Richard Van.

      Rubble could do the splits if he was wearing his Duluth Trading Performance Underwear.
      And Claude has those Kung Fu skills.

      Betty was really the brains of the outfit.
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