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People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care.

People say I'm stupid, but I don't know what they mean.

People say I'm lazy, but I can't be bothered arguing with them.

People say I'm dangerous, but I'll fix them.

People say I contradict myself, but -- no they don't.
  • Profile picture of the author GforceSage
    The real question is ...Who did you prefer more, Marcia Brady or Lori Partridge?
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    • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
      Originally Posted by GforceSage View Post

      The real question is ...Who did you prefer more, Marcia Brady or Lori Partridge?
      Lori. But only because she could teach me how to play the harpsichord.
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    People say I'm easily distracted, but ... oh look, a bug!
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      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      People say I'm easily distracted, but ... oh look, a bug!

      People say that l take trivia too seriously!

      What type of bug?


      Shane
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        • Profile picture of the author Daniel Evans
          People say I'm delusional but they are merely avatars of my own emotions which I'm projecting outwards rendering my world from my subconscious in a solipsistic existence.
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    People say I'm compassionate and I say fk 'em.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      People say I'm compassionate and I say fk 'em.
      People say I'm compassionate but I just don't give a d*mn.

      Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

      People say I'm compassionate and I say fk 'em.
      Nobody says I'm compassionate.

      People say I'm fixated on badgering Dan Riffle. But he's badgering me! He shows up in my nightmares. His image shows up in my burnt toast. Clouds form to look like him. Chubby ugly clouds. His pictures, and crude drawings of him are plastered all over my house.

      I made my wife wear a Riffle mask before we had sex.....and then I realized that Riffle makes an unattractive woman. I make her fix me Riffle shaped pancakes for breakfast. It's pretty easy, because pancakes are shaped like him normally.

      I filed for a restraining order, and then waited to deliver it....all night...outside his house....

      That darn Riffle just won't leave me alone...no matter how many times he moves to get away from me.

      Prancer is my name.
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    People say I'm stupid, but uh.. uuhhh... eeemmmm.... uuuuuhhh... *Patrick Star's Face*
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    People say I have two sides, but I tell myself they're wrong.
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    "If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."

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  • Profile picture of the author Riggs
    People say I'm too patronising (meaning I treat them as if they're stupid)...
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Riggs View Post

      People say I'm too patronising (meaning I treat them as if they're stupid)...

      People say that I'm a condescending, patronizing, pompous, know it all with delusions of grandeur. There's no punch line.

      Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

      People say I'm sarcastic and I'm really, really concerned about that.
      Ken; If you're being serious, join the club. Unfortunately, many people don't like sarcasm. Me? I think it's a high art form.

      So I have practically rid myself of it. It took a few decades. When I'm tired, sometimes it still slips out. My wife told me in no uncertain terms that it made people dislike me, and I hurt their feelings. It sure made me put some effort into changing.

      The exchanges with Riffle are as close as I get. But I make absolutely sure that the person understands where I'm coming from. If I ever had a hint that I was hurting Riffles feelings, I would stop in a minute.

      I exchange these barbs with a few close friends, never acquaintances. Never women. Never children. Never customers.

      Only with intelligent friends that give as good as they get.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill View Post

        No, I was being sarcastic.

        Damn.
        I thought about that after I posted.

        Ken; 1 Claude; 0


        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        People say I'm sesquipedalian, but I find polysyllabicism slightly magniloquent at best, and declamatory at worst.
        Aren't you a verbose little thing.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Aren't you a verbose little thing.
          I'm not little.



          People say I'm verbose, but they don't know what they're talking about because I never use more words than are necessary. Especially when I'm trying to be concise, like now. I really don't know where people get the idea from that I'm verbose. Verbose - ha! Where do these people get off saying that about me? It's not like I just keep going on and on and on and on and on. And on. Oh, and one more thing, if you're still reading this post then you may have missed the point. :rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    People say I'm sesquipedalian, but I find polysyllabicism slightly magniloquent at best, and declamatory at worst.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      People say I'm sesquipedalian, but I find polysyllabicism slightly magniloquent at best, and declamatory at worst.
      So people say you use long words, but you find having an overly complex style slightly pompous at best, and melodramatic at worst.

      I, however, think that you just love being tolutiloquent while I prefer being suaviloquent.

      Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        People say I'm the life of the party
        'Cause I tell a joke or two
        Although I might be laughing loud and hearty
        Deep inside I'm blue

        Sorry. It's just that every time I read this thread title, I keep thinking of those lines.

        Carry on...
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        So people say you use long words, but you find having an overly complex style slightly pompous at best, and melodramatic at worst.

        I, however, think that you just love being tolutiloquent while I prefer being suaviloquent.

        Terra
        Copycat. :p
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        • Profile picture of the author Horny Devil
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          People say I'm a freeloader but I don't care . . it's a free world.

          Oh, and while we're at it . . .


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          • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
            Originally Posted by Horny Devil View Post

            People say I'm a freeloader but I don't care . . it's a free world.

            Oh, and while we're at it . . .


            This woman in the ad looks a bit like a relative of mine (an actress) when she was younger:

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            Project HERE.

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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          Copycat. :p
          Some people say I'm a
          Copycat. :p :rolleyes:
          But I prefer to be catty with copy.


          Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

      People say I'm sesquipedalian, but I find polysyllabicism slightly magniloquent at best, and declamatory at worst.
      Nothing inherently ostentatious about mellifluous elocution, Dennis.
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    I'm a dreamer.
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    • Profile picture of the author travlinguy
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      I'm a dreamer.
      But you're not the only one...
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        Originally Posted by travlinguy View Post

        But you're not the only one...
        I hope someday, you'll join us.
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    People like my friends said I'm smart and generous.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    People say I'm paranoid, but they're all out to get me.

    People say I'm dyslexic, wrong but they're.

    People say I watch too many Carry On movies, but ooh, you saucy devil!

    People say I'm no good at math, but I put 2 and 2 together and got 567.

    People say I can't sing to save my life, but "Five foot two, eyes of blue, has anybody seen my...?" ARRRRGH!
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    People say I'm always disagreeing with them, but I beg to differ.
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    People say I'm lazy, but...zzzzzz...
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    People say I never finish anything I start, but I
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    People say I have bad taste, "butt" I just nominated Claude for "Twerker of the Year" in the Over 50 category.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    People say I'm immature, but waaah waaah waaah!
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know the meaning of the word.

      People say my kids are too quick to blame others - they get that from their mother.

      People say I can't spell Armageddon, but hey, it's not the end of the world.

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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        People say that I talk too much but...

        I don't think that I do at all. It's just that when I have something to say, I want each and everyone within earshot to completely understand what I am wanting to convey to them. I want them to be able to experience what I did with each and every sense available, so therefore I have to set the scene with everything leading up to the event, what it looked like, what it felt like, what the odors or aromas were comparable to. Then I begin the process of verbally walking them through the experience step by step explaining any changes in any of the above mentioned senses because I want them to have a very accurate and vivid mind picture of what exactly was going on. I don't think that is talking too much, I just believe that I am being very thorough and it is a more of a matter of being detail minded rather than talking too much. Wouldn't you agree?

        Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    People say I'm a bad speller, but they're just stoopid loosers.
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    I'm the life of the party.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    People say I'm poorly educated, but oh no I ain't.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    People say I can't make up my mind, but maybe I can or maybe I can't.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    People say I'm introspective, but I'll have to give that some thought.

    People say I'm not humble enough, but I'm proud of that.
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