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There are a few I've enjoyed that had such a nice quality that I thought I'd post them and see if they bring up any I've missed. I never did watch it much and it is decreasing, so there are probably plenty. Printing is so much more efficient than video anyway. (I know opinions vary on that.)

Cheers has just opened. Norm is at the counter with a beer reading a newspaper. Sam is at the other end cleaning up when an old timer walks in. He tells Sam that he has just moved back into the area and hasn't been in the bar for 25 years. He starts pointing out a few of the things that have changed since the last time he was in it. The last detail is "Oh and they've changed the paneling on the wall behind Norm." (Followed by quiet fade out music.)


Possum Lodge has been hit by a $5 city fee and Red Green and 2 of his buddies are trying to figure out how to pay it. They have less than $3 between them. They lose that when a product they want to sell door to door turns out not to be candy due to an incorrect Chinese translation.

They are wondering what to do next when one of them suggests taking the beer cans in the shed in for a refund. "They've been piling up for years. There has to be more than $5 worth." They take them in, pay off the city bill and have $835 left over.

Red says "See? I wasn't drinking, I was investing."


A defensive football player described getting a really hard blind side hit on quarterback John Elway that flattened him. He said that after John slowly picked himself up off the ground and rotated his helmet to face the front again he asked: "Are you OK?"

  • Profile picture of the author Ohioquotes
    Just about all of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I don't watch much tv - but my favorite episode of anything is the Christmas episode of Family Guy. The family is heaping all the work on Lois and she ends up going Rambo and climbs the town Christmas tree. The local police shoot her down with a tranquilizer gun.
    At the end of the show the family is sitting in the living room and wishing the audience
    a merry Christmas and Lois is drapped in a chair drooling and mumbling. It's the most hilarious thing I have ever seen on TV.
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