Gym, Dr Oz, Cameron Diaz and poop...

by TimPhelan 23 replies
So a couple days ago I'm at the gym and in between reps I look up at one of the TVs on the wall and see Cameron Diaz on the Dr Oz show. She's looking great talking and smiling. Then she drinks a whole bottle of water. The sound is off so I start reading the subtitles because I was intrigued. She's talking about how water is good for her digestion. Something about how the water wakes up her digestive tract muscle. Hmmm.

So then she and the Doc walk over to a table where there appears to be several turds ... err.. I mean fecal matter, lined up on a table of various sizes and shapes representing different outcomes from constipated stools to diarrhea. It was fascinating TV and needless to say I was captivated. I just stood there in the gym looking up at turds on a table on the TV and shaking my head at this example of excellence in broadcasting.

Here, check it out for yourself. It's one of those things you have to see to believe perhaps:

Cameron Diaz Discusses Poop On Dr. Oz Because Sure, Why Not
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Tim; Not really interested in the video. But I vote this "Best Thread Title For 2014". My fingers are crossed for you.
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    • Profile picture of the author ThomM
      Thanks Tim, now I have another reason why I don't watch Dr. Oz
      Years ago I watched an interview with Mary Lou Henner where she talked about her diet.
      She said every time she took a dump she would count the "floaties" in the bowl. Now whenever I see her all I can do is picture her with her head in the bowl counting floaties.
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      • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
        Thom, I think I will have the same thoughts about Cameron now. :/
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        Thanks Tim, now I have another reason why I don't watch Dr. Oz
        Years ago I watched an interview with Mary Lou Henner where she talked about her diet.
        She said every time she took a dump she would count the "floaties" in the bowl. Now whenever I see her all I can do is picture her with her head in the bowl counting floaties.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by ThomM View Post

        Thanks Tim, now I have another reason why I don't watch Dr. Oz
        Years ago I watched an interview with Mary Lou Henner where she talked about her diet.
        She said every time she took a dump she would count the "floaties" in the bowl. Now whenever I see her all I can do is picture her with her head in the bowl counting floaties.
        I always thought that about Mary Lou Henner. Oh, she talked about it too?
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          It was fascinating TV and needless to say I was captivated. I just stood there in the gym looking up at turds on a table on the TV and shaking my head at this example of excellence in broadcasting.
          Tim, I would have paid to watch your face as you watched the show!

          Dr Oz has a devoted group of fans - wonder how many of them had their head in the bowl later that day? He is definitely the master of too much information....
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          • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
            lol. I don't know if you watched the video but he also passed out clay to all the audience members and they were told to make sculptures of that days poop. :/ The funny thing is, they were all doing as told. Yes, very devoted.

            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            Tim, I would have paid to watch your face as you watched the show!

            Dr Oz has a devoted group of fans - wonder how many of them had their head in the bowl later that day? He is definitely the master of too much information....
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by TimPhelan View Post

              lol. I don't know if you watched the video but he also passed out clay to all the audience members and they were told to make sculptures of that days poop. :/ The funny thing is, they were all doing as told. Yes, very devoted.
              Wonder what they did if they had a bad bout of the hershey squirts?

              Ooooh, that would have been my "out" for obeying that command, lol!

              I'm not into sculpting poop at all...


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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                I'm not into sculpting poop at all...

                I might just add this quote to my sig file.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  I might just add this quote to my sig file.
                  Riffle; Please don't delete my part of your Sig. It tickles me every time I see it.

                  And I love being tickled.
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  I might just add this quote to my sig file.
                  Hahahaha!

                  If you did, I would think of our Weimaraner that we used to have every time I saw it. His name was Sport.

                  Anyway, he used to build poop castles, lol! He was very particular and would only poop in one spot thus making poop piles of slightly varying colors that looked silly sand castles.

                  It did make clean up much easier for my brother though.

                  Sheesh! I need to stay out of these poop threads.


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    • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
      Thanks Claude. We have a long ways to go this year. I hope it doesn't crap out.
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Tim; Not really interested in the video. But I vote this "Best Thread Title For 2014". My fingers are crossed for you.
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    What a load of sh1t.










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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Not sure what's makes this noteworthy. Seems to fit right in with the rest of the "crap" that passes for entertainment these days.

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    Dr Oz has got no class, when everything is coming out his a ...
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      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Wonder what th........................................

      Ooooh, that would have been my "out" for obeying that command, lol!

      I'm not into sculpting poop at all...


      Terra
      Way to much info, Terra!


      Yep, l would rather watch Captain - Kangaroo!

      But not that Boo Boo Crap!


      If Kate Blanchett went on this show, no doubt she would pay Carbon Credit's when....ahem.....! :rolleyes:


      Australia had the Color Purple on at 12.00pm on Saturday today!

      Perfect movie for a child to watch!

      Treating slaves like crap, and just to well round off your child's mental development, some rape as well!

      probably explains the schyco, children on the other thread!


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    This thread is full of crap.
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  • Profile picture of the author Ricardo Furtado
    Fecal matter, lined up on a table of various sizes and shapes?

    Eeeyukkk… and I thought Cameron Diaz was a sexy hot woman.

    How could she even think of doing this?

    Eeeyukk!!
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    That chick is sexual dynamite...
    those long ass legs... man oh man...
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Dhira View Post

      That chick is sexual dynamite...
      those long ass legs... man oh man...
      Yes then add the to that the delightful image of Cameron Diaz, pure sexual dynamite, having a poo and giving it a good examination on the kitchen table.

      I've just been sick in my mouth.
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        Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

        Yes then add the to that the delightful image of Cameron Diaz, pure sexual dynamite, having a poo and giving it a good examination on the kitchen table.

        I've just been sick in my mouth.
        Yeah ... um... you keep THAT image in your mind, and I'll keep this one in my mind:



        Deal?
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        • Profile picture of the author TimPhelan
          You make a good point there.

          Originally Posted by Dhira View Post

          Yeah ... um... you keep THAT image in your mind, and I'll keep this one in my mind:

          Deal?
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          Originally Posted by Dhira View Post

          Yeah ... um... you keep THAT image in your mind, and I'll keep this one in my mind:

          Deal?
          I wish it was and I thank you for trying but everytime I try, this dam image leaps back into the front of my memory.

          I shudder to think what she's talking about at that moment.

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