What did you want to be when you grew up?

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Just an interesting topic. What are the dreams and goals you had as a kid?

I wanted to be a computer programmer, Internet marketing is close I guess :p
What about you?
  • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
    A professional tennis player.
    ... and an astronaut.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Electronic engineer until about 1980, and then a programmer.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    A scientist. Mostly an archaeologist or astronomer - earth sciences. I am close to scientists with my website, but didn't have the math to do it. I was told I was terrible at math. When in college my Logic and Astronomy professors sat me down and told me I should be in physics. Freaked me out so bad I almost quit school. Went into a branch of cognitive sciences instead.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    There's something about growing up and the OT Forum that doesn't quite make sense.
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  • Profile picture of the author alistair
    The only things I can remember wanting as a kid when I grew up was pubes as I was a late developer, and to be taller. Luckily, I got both.
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  • Profile picture of the author lived
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    Originally Posted by joecason View Post

    What did you want to be when you grew up?
    A bigger person. Oh, and to shag that bird out of Baywatch.
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    • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          hmmmm, this thread is going down hill a bit, (l won't mention the Big M, ad,s).

          But for me, l made a vow when l was about 15, that l was going to become rich!

          Almost there, well odd's on! :rolleyes:


          Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author lcombs
    Still tryin' to decide.
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    play guitar as well as dave edmunds

    sabre dance still got me beat at 3.22
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    I see great minds think a like - I wanted to be an Astronaut and,or an astronomer.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    My teacher told me I could be president. That was just mean.
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  • Profile picture of the author aceshigh888
    anything but an IMer, and I mean ANYTHING! Like to waste half your life seated at a computer, it just sucks.
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    I wanted to be a paleontologist, then a cartoonist, then an oil painter, then a screenplay writer, and then finally settled on being a novelist.

    Novel writing is the most rewarding form of writing there is. But it took me a while, a long while, to realize it.
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  • Profile picture of the author texico
    A football player but ... I ahd to make something else
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  • Profile picture of the author Ricardo Furtado
    I wanted to rule the world...hehehhehe.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Ricardo Furtado View Post

      I wanted to rule the world...hehehhehe.
      My cat wanted to rule the world, but just as it was about to implement it's evil plan I shut the bedroom door on it.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        My cat wanted to rule the world, but just as it was about to implement it's evil plan I shut the bedroom door on it.
        My big-headed mouse wanted to rule the world, along with his skinny sidekick, Pinky. I wonder what happened to those two.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          My big-headed mouse wanted to rule the world, along with his skinny sidekick, Pinky. I wonder what happened to those two.
          Pinky And Perky were Pigs, proof below!

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          • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
            Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

            Pinky And Perky were Pigs, proof below!
            Unless I miss my guess, he's talking about Pinky and the Brain.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

              Pinky And Perky were Pigs, proof below!
              Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

              Unless I miss my guess, he's talking about Pinky and the Brain.
              Ah lanfear, sorry sir, but Paul is correct. Twas Pinky and the Brain I was referring to.


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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                Ah lanfear, sorry sir, but Paul is correct. Twas Pinky and the Brain I was referring to.


                A pale imitation of the real superstars of the sixties. Where are you now Pinky & Perky, they stole your concept!
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                • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
                  Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                  A pale imitation of the real superstars of the sixties. Where are you now Pinky & Perky, they stole your concept!
                  To tell you the truth, I'd never heard of Pinky and Perky until this thread.
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                  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                    Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                    To tell you the truth, I'd never heard of Pinky and Perky until this thread.
                    So had I, well forgotten them anyway, actually found them very annoying as a kid. But we only had 2 channels to watch, so we watched any old crap.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
                      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

                      But we only had 2 channels to watch, so we watched any old crap.
                      And now, through the magic of YouTube, you can watch different old crap!

                      pinky and the brain - YouTube
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    I wanted to be the world's most pompous, self-righteous, egotistical, self-aggrandizing vacuum salesman who ever lived.

    However, I heard about this guy from Wooster, Ohio and just gave up.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I wanted to be the world's most pompous, self-righteous, egotistical, self-aggrandizing vacuum salesman who ever lived.

      However, I heard about this guy from Wooster, Ohio and just gave up.
      So you became his greatest nemesis! A way to counteract the seething envy within!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        So you became his greatest nemesis! A way to counteract the seething envy within!

        Everybody gets this wrong. He is my greatest nemesis. Well, top three or four, anyway. Greatest might be a stretch.

        Now that I think about it....

        On a scale of the Joker to Batman, he's my equivalent of that screaming child on an airplane when I'm flying back hungover from Las Vegas. Annoying, but nothing a good pair of ear plugs won't handle.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      I wanted to be the world's most pompous, self-righteous, egotistical, self-aggrandizing vacuum salesman who ever lived.

      However, I heard about this guy from Wooster, Ohio and just gave up.
      Dan; You're not going to believe this!....

      But I also sell vacuum cleaners in Wooster Ohio. I can't wait to meet this "world's most pompous, self-righteous, egotistical, self-aggrandizing vacuum salesman", you are talking about.


      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Everybody gets this wrong. He is my greatest nemesis. Well, top three or four, anyway. Greatest might be a stretch.

      Now that I think about it....

      On a scale of the Joker to Batman, he's my equivalent of that screaming child on an airplane when I'm flying back hungover from Las Vegas. Annoying, but nothing a good pair of ear plugs won't handle.
      Hey! What do you mean "top 3 or 4"? I am your greatest nemesis. Greatest!

      I like the screaming kid analogy. Me? I would have gone with a "wet diaper" kind of nemesis.


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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    I wanted to be a little overweight and too tall for my hair.

    Success!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author Sieg
    a watchmaker. havent gave up on it. yet
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Sieg View Post

      a watchmaker. havent gave up on it. yet
      Times running out fast though!
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Ha! When I was very young, I wanted to be a princess, lol!

        I've outgrown that, but still haven't outgrown the love of sparkly jewels and do have plenty of those.


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        • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
          My brother asked me that once. I said, "Jack Nicholson." He told me that if I grew up, I couldn't be Jack Nicholson.

          So, I decided I wasn't going to grow up.
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Paul Myers View Post

            My brother asked me that once. I said, "Jack Nicholson." He told me that if I grew up, I couldn't be Jack Nicholson.

            So, I decided I wasn't going to grow up.
            But ya still flew over.
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        • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Ha! When I was very young, I wanted to be a princess, lol!

          I've outgrown that...

          Terra
          I doubt it. :rolleyes:

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  • Profile picture of the author koocnaed
    I know this might sound a little strange, but all I wanted to be was a taxi driver!
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  • Profile picture of the author Jonathan 2.0
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  • Profile picture of the author lived
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    I always wanted to be a bum. Seeing as my wife and mother-in-law call me that all the time, I guess I must have made it. (I meant beach bum though)
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by lived View Post

      I always wanted to be a bum. Seeing as my wife and mother-in-law call me that all the time, I guess I must have made it. (I meant beach bum though)
      Yep, l am working towards beach bum, (albeit rich one)!


      Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author Brady Partridge
    I'm surprised nobody has said a pizza delivery boy. According to porn movies, that's the best job in the world, and porn movies don't lie.
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  • Profile picture of the author aimeesheer
    I wanted to be a teacher. A pre school teacher =)
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  • Profile picture of the author Hail Eris
    I wanted to be a political speechwriter, but I think I have more fun with sales copy.
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  • First I wanted to be a princess but at the age of 8 I decided I wanted to be a nun when I grew up. That stuck until (sorry to be blunt) I learned about sexuality and how you can't *ahem* if you are a nun. Dolphin trainer was after that.

    Finally I settled on something in the field of forensics.
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  • Profile picture of the author JimDucharme
    Up until I was 12 I was going to be a lawyer and then it was radio jock. That's all I wanted to be and I managed it too. For 15 years I worked in broadcast as a jock.

    One thing I never wanted to be or at least thought I would never be, is a dad and it has turned out to be the most fantastic, most wonderful thing I could ever be.

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  • Profile picture of the author RobinInTexas
    It's been so long ago, I forgot. The better choice would have been to find a way to slow down growing up
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    • Profile picture of the author JimDucharme
      Originally Posted by RobinInTexas View Post

      It's been so long ago, I forgot. The better choice would have been to find a way to slow down growing up
      Good point Robin. Perhaps the best answer to the question is one word: "Young."

      Regards,
      jim
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    A successful business man
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    Internet marketing and I am also Now very close to it.
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