How to understand women

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This fast-rising young author explains it in plain English. He is currently fielding movie and TV offers and taking lunch with potential representation.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Ha! How cute is that!!


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  • Profile picture of the author Ron Lafuddy
    I'm glad he was able to work it out at such an early age. Saves time.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I thought the same - this kid has the answer it takes most men at least 40 years to figure out.
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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        I thought the same - this kid has the answer it takes most men at least 40 years to figure out.
        I still don't get it.
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    Such a sensible head on his shoulders, at such a tender age...
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    My brain was going into spasms as soon as I read the thread title. Fortunately, reading the words of wisdom from the kid as set things aright again.
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    @bizgrower

    You say you don't get it. Are you a man or a woman? How often have you been married?
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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      Originally Posted by domainarama View Post

      @bizgrower

      You say you don't get it. Are you a man or a woman? How often have you been married?
      I was kidding.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

        I was kidding.
        Don't you hate when you have to explain your jokes?
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Don't you hate when you have to explain your jokes?
          What do you mean? Please explain what you are talking about. Are you joking, or being serious? I can't tell.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            What do you mean? Please explain what you are talking about. Are you joking, or being serious? I can't tell.
            Don't you hate when you have to explain your jokes?
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    To use a smilie, or not use a smilie. Or an lol. lol
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      To use a smilie, or not use a smilie. Or an lol. lol
      I prefer to go sans identifiers. It confuses the hell out of Claude. Of course, I'm talking about the same guy who farts and wonders where the smell comes from...
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        I prefer to go sans identifiers. It confuses the hell out of Claude. Of course, I'm talking about the same guy who farts and wonders where the smell comes from...
        You are so wrong, Mister Smartie Pants!

        When I fart...everyone knows who did it!

        Try to make ME look like a moron!? Ha! That will be the day.


        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Don't you hate when you have to explain your jokes?
        The last time, I tried to explain my joke, I ended up accusing my wife of charging me for sex. You are an evil Trickster, Mr. Riffle.

        Just remember; "Stick and stones may break my bones. But even if they don't break my bones, they hurt a lot, and leave bruises".


        Ha! Take That! I'm still at the top of my game.
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