my POODLE is NOODLE

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When You Fall - I Will Catch You

When You Surrender - I Fight On for YOU

When all Is Forgotten - I Will Remember you

When all is Lost - I Will Find You

And These are the days of our lives...
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  • You're not much of a master boyo: When all is lost, what is it you're conquering? And what'll be left to take? And, even if there is anything left to conquer or take, since we'll all have amnesia, we'll be none the wiser, so why ever bother telling us in the first place!? (And we won't remember that you're the master anyway.)
  • I am Immortal and Invincible.

    Beat that sucker.
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    • If you stopped beating that sucker, you wouldn't have these illusions.
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  • I'm not feeling profound at the moment, I'll be back later.
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  • Master "this", oh ye wooly zippered freakazoid.


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  • I really do admire and respect a man who can still say that ...

    ... after going mano a mano with me for 15 seconds.

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HEHEHEHEHEEEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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  • Really now, those of you who think you know everything are beginning to piss off those of us who do know everything....


    And if that offends you - go see Figure 1 in Sal's post ;-)

    --Jack

    ps - I was going to go with "Gareth, Wake up! You're dreaming again", but I liked Kay's response better....
  • I am the master of all mankind.

    I am immortal and Invincible.

    I am a center of power and influence.
  • That's nice for you - well done!
  • When You Fall - I Will Stand - because it was me that knocked you down

    When You Surrender - I will Conquer - because it was me that attacked you

    When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken - because I am truly a coward at heart

    When all is Lost - I will Take Everything - because I know where you lost it.

    I am Your Master - because you are dumb enough to let me be so.
  • When You Fall - I Will Stand - because it was me that knocked you down like the dog you are.

    When You Surrender - I will Conquer - because it was me that attacked you and mercilessly slaughtered you like the sniveling butt hound you are.

    When all Is Forgotten - I will Awaken - because I am truly a true genius at heart.

    When all is Lost - I will Take Everything - because I know where you lost it you dumb sucker.

    I am Your Master - my DONG is KONG bend over and take it Mother F*&%ker.
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    • Gareth - remember objects in some mirrors may appear larger than they are.

      I think your brain is broke, though. But then, my pup has a doggy kong toy...it's not very big. Kind of round and squishy come to think of it.

      Ok - now I don't want think about this any more.
  • Your dong is kong? Do you really want to tell us that?
    Don't you know that most of us know trivia...........
    like the fact that gorilla "dongs" are ridiculously small for the
    size of the gorilla.........Kong - that would make you about
    uh..........average.

    Oh well, I guess having us realize you are average is an
    improvement of sorts.


  • Don't mess with me people.
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    • Uuuuuhhh.....uummm...okaaay? Uh....Interesting house, Derek. Is it yours? Um....do you have kiwi bloodlines?
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  • I wished I had a house like that but this is the story behind it

    Teenager draws penis on parents' roof to lure Google Earth | UK news | guardian.co.uk

    Apparently, it was based on this



    Gareth, he must your earlier incarnation. I see you tried to make us look silly by altering the title of your thread but you could not alter the poll title itself.

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