How to Pick Up a Flight Attendant
I've been a flight attendant for a major U.S. carrier for more than 15 years, so if there's one thing I know besides uncomfortable seats and bad food, it's men. |
How to Pick Up a Flight Attendant : Condé Nast Traveler
Joe Mobley
The bartender says: "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here."
...A tachyon enters a bar.
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