Always wear underware!!!

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This was
Too funny
  • Profile picture of the author peterj
    5 am here and trying to laugh out loud quietly.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    A guy's fiancé goes out shopping.

    Her best friend comes over and starts hitting on him.
    She's starting to kiss him on the cheek and hug him...

    He tells her he has to go.

    He steps out the door and there's his fiancé.
    She's so happy that he is doing the right thing by leaving.

    Moral of the story:
    Always leave your condoms in the car.
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    "If you think you're the smartest person in the room, then you're probably in the wrong room."

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    I think that one's an urban myth actually. I first heard it back in the 80's, and it was a different location (Melbourne not Brisbane).

    All that aside, it's still funny.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    lol ... great morning laugh
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