What Object Would You Be, If You Had To Choose?

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I would be a Renaissance Painting in a museum. That way I'd be well-protected in a comfortable temperature and humidity regulated environment, learn lots about myself plus history and society every day, and meet lots of interesting and well-educated people.

If you had to be an object, what would you choose to be?


(If you said, "Huh?," I guess this weird thread can be attributed to too much coffee, waiting for outsourced tasks to be completed, some nervousness over pending trip to China. Ah, forget the excuses. I'm just weird, OK. There, I said it.)
  • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
    Marilyn Monroe's underwear. (am I allowed to say that?)
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

      Marilyn Monroe's underwear. (am I allowed to say that?)
      Absolutely allowed to say that.

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    • Profile picture of the author dean20653
      Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

      Marilyn Monroe's underwear. (am I allowed to say that?)
      Thought she didn't wear any! all she wore under her dress was Chanel No. 5

      .... I would be a security camera. That way I could still see hot women and some pretty crazy stuff people do in front of me haha
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    The official sex object of the Playboy Mansion.
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    • Profile picture of the author garyv
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      The official sex object of the Playboy Mansion.
      You want to be Hugh Hefner's penis?


      I'd like people to applaud me as I turn other objects on.... No not a stripper... I'd like to be The Clapper.

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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by garyv View Post

        <snip> I'd like to be The Clapper.
        Funny you mention that. "The Clapper" was actually Claude's nickname in the 70's, but for an entirely different reason.
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        • Profile picture of the author JimDucharme
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Funny you mention that. "The Clapper" was actually Claude's nickname in the 70's, but for an entirely different reason.
          I've changed my mind. I want to be the "ZING" sound effect in the WF OT forum.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    The object of Jessica Biel's affection.
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    • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      The object of Jessica Biel's affection.
      I hear she's fond of donuts.

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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Dawn French's (younger version) bed!

        Edit that, change to inflatable rubber love doll
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

        I hear she's fond of donuts.

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        So's Riffle.

        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Funny you mention that. "The Clapper" was actually Claude's nickname in the 70's, but for an entirely different reason.
        Beat me to it.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          I think I'd choose to be the sun. It's warm and inviting and creates such many beautiful sunsets and sunrises as well as being around for like, ever!

          And being worshiped wouldn't be half bad either.


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          • Profile picture of the author Joe Mobley
            Unless I've missed my guess, there's a lot of Terra-Worshiping going on around your place already. :rolleyes:

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            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            I think I'd choose to be the sun. It's warm and inviting and creates such many beautiful sunsets and sunrises as well as being around for like, ever!

            And being worshiped wouldn't be half bad either.


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    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      The object of Jessica Biel's affection.
      She has a tendency to call and text a little too much.
      Other than that she was all right. I am now the object
      of Taylor Swift's affection and very happy. Livin this
      dream. Biz
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    I object to Claude's inter-primate love life.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

      Marilyn Monroe's underwear. (am I allowed to say that?)
      Yuck, so you want to be old underwear, on a rotting corpse!!!!!


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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    To actually answer TB's OP, how about either the Great Pyramid or Voyager.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Well, I plan on being an object someday -- I'm going to be a gemstone:

    LifeGem - Memorial Diamonds created from a lock of hair or cremated remains / ashes / cremation
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    But, Sal, you already are a gem.
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    I wouldn't choose to be what Prince Charles said he'd like to be for Camilla.
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  • Profile picture of the author JimDucharme
    I figure I've got a pretty good chance of being fossil fuel someday...

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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    The official sex object of the Playboy Mansion.
    Sex object for an 87 yr old....that's just wrong. Sex object ON an 87 yr old is worse.

    I'm going to sit in Terra-sun and burn that image right out of my mind.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Sex object for an 87 yr old....that's just wrong. Sex object ON an 87 yr old is worse.

      I'm going to sit in Terra-sun and burn that image right out of my mind.
      Since when was HH the only occupant of the Playboy Mansion? And why are you so fixated on Hugh? He didn't even enter my mind.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        Since when was HH the only occupant of the Playboy Mansion? And why are you so fixated on Hugh? He didn't even enter my mind.
        Well Kurt, you have to admit that Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion are pretty much synonymous. He was the founder and chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises, after all.


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        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Well Kurt, you have to admit that Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Mansion are pretty much synonymous. He was the founder and chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises, after all.


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          Fun Factoid: I went to Wikipedia because I was wondering if Playboy was still in business,
          or closed the mansion... Still in business and he still lives in the mansion. Still hope for Kurt
          to become a real bunnies' man.

          Anyway, Hefner founded Playboy in 1953 - in part -with a $1000.00 loan from his mother.
          Odd paradox when you consider all the opposition over the years from women's groups.

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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Outside of little TL, I'd wouldn't mind being a part of the universal aether. I'd never die but some theories are that this universe is slowly collapsing.

    But I would still get millions upon millions of years of life in any case.
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    george harrison's guitar, at friar park not the playboy mansion
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  • Profile picture of the author workoutstuff1
    Being the Travelocity Gnome for a day might be kind of fun. He seems to get around.
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