The Letter "P" and Putrid People

12 years ago

You might want to add "politicians" to your list. :rolleyes:

Of course, your post overlooks the good "p's" like: police, paramedics, preachers, etc.

And like you, I've known a lot of good "Patty's" in my day...I like mine with cheese and mayo on an onion bun.

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Claude Whitacre 12 years ago

Pastors
Policemen
Palace guards
Pediatricians
People with the last name Riffle.
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seasoned

12 years ago

Don't forget pariah!

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Claude Whitacre

12 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

Don't forget pariah!

Steve

I already said Riffle.

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tagiscom

12 years ago

Pharmaceutical company's!

Shane

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MissTerraK

12 years ago

What about Peters and pickles and pecks?

You know,

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

And Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.

Or Pete's pa Pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

Terra

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Claude Whitacre

12 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

What about Peters and pickles and pecks?
Terra

Terra; I would never let some guy named Peter peck my pickle. (God, I haven't called it a "pickle" since before the "Pickling accident of 1989")

But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

I can't believe you talk so dirty. Shane doesn't even have a woman, and you taunt him with your "Pickle talk". For shame.

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Dennis Gaskill

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

Mind if I tell your wife that? :rolleyes:

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Claude Whitacre

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Mind if I tell your wife that? :rolleyes:

She would roll here eyes and say "In his dreams"

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tagiscom

12 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

What about Peters and pickles and pecks?

You know,

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

And Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.

Or Pete's pa Pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

Terra

Yep, second line is pushing it! We can't allow smut to enter this forum!

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; I would never let some guy named Peter peck my pickle. (God, I haven't called it a "pickle" since before the "Pickling accident of 1989")

But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

I can't believe you talk so dirty. Shane doesn't even have a woman, and you taunt him with your "Pickle talk". For shame.

Arrrrrggg, true, only need to change a few words for Peter to get into hard core stuff.

Maybe it should read....

Peter Piper read some porn, and,.... l'd better not read any more, the mods will close this thread down? :rolleyes:

Lets just say that parading, plums and pickles were involved?

Shane

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MissTerraK

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra; I would never let some guy named Peter peck my pickle. (God, I haven't called it a "pickle" since before the "Pickling accident of 1989")

But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

I can't believe you talk so dirty. Shane doesn't even have a woman, and you taunt him with your "Pickle talk". For shame.

Claude!

You want to play it that way, do ya?

Well then, I say Peter pecking your pickle is better than Peter pickling your peck, right?

Shane,

So you are playing with Peter and Little Jack Horner in the corner?

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!

Terra

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tagiscom

12 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Claude!

You want to play it that way, do ya?

Well then, I say Peter pecking your pickle is better than Peter pickling your peck, right?

Shane,

So you are playing with Peter and Little Jack Horner in the corner?

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!

Terra

Niah, prefer this version! :rolleyes:

Little Jack Horney
Sat in a corney, (yeah, l know) :rolleyes:
Eating a Christmas pie;
He got into a Pickle, (any clearer than that, and by by thread).

And after having a fiddle, (get your mind out of the gutter, a playing fiddle, more or less).

He pulled out a riddle,
And blah, blah, blah.

There much better!

Shane

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MissTerraK

12 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Niah, prefer this version! :rolleyes:

Little Jack Horney
Sat in a corney, (yeah, l know) :rolleyes:
Eating a Christmas pie;
He got into a Pickle, (any clearer than that, and by by thread).

And after having a fiddle, (get your mind out of the gutter, a playing fiddle, more or less).

He pulled out a riddle,
And blah, blah, blah.

There much better!

Shane

Not too bad, but you forgot "hey, diddle diddle".

Terra

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Kay King

12 years ago

Terra - In this particular thread I think it would be

hey, piddle piddle

Ode to the Letter P(p)

poor little p
picked on and put down

People proselytizing about pickles and pee
about pills and poo and pretentious procrastinators
How quickly peeps forget pumpkin and pumpernickel,
purple and pretzels, the polo for marco, pinkness,
puppies, pooches and polka dot cats.

I'll pull you out and puff you up, pretty p.
With purpose priming the pump of popularity
I hereby declare the letter p to be primary,
A prioritized portion of productivity
A prince of prose

There you go
Poor little p

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MissTerraK

12 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Terra - In this particular thread I think it would be

hey, piddle piddle

Ode to the Letter P(p)

poor little p
picked on and put down

People proselytizing about pickles and pee
about pills and poo and pretentious procrastinators
How quickly peeps forget pumpkin and pumpernickel,
purple and pretzels, the polo for marco, pinkness,
puppies, pooches and polka dot cats.

I'll pull you out and puff you up, pretty p.
With purpose priming the pump of popularity
I hereby declare the letter p to be primary,
A prioritized portion of productivity
A prince of prose

There you go
Poor little p

Agreed!

Without the letter P, where would I be?

I couldn't be pretty in pink or a princess or popular or receive my pay.
There would be no PayPal, legal tender paper, or even piggy banks.
I actually think we should, to the letter P, properly give precious thanks,
That we should be proponents of the important P, what do you say?

Terra

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socialentry

12 years ago

Your theory falls flat because of Vladimir Putin.

Here is a picture of Putin with a tiger:

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DJL

12 years ago

Panderers
Panjandrums
Parasites
Parricides
Pedants
Peeping Toms
Pencil Pushers
Pests
Phishers
Pifflers
Pirates
Poltroons
Poseurs
Predators
Preeners
Prevaricators
Pseudo-(anything)
Psychotics
Puritans
Pyromaniacs

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GuestBlogging

12 years ago

Like artificial "predator", when I watch this movie my sleep vanished, truly disgusting face.
"P" from punishment, not people, but damn. Teachers when attack me for my home work I would vanish from school.

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workoutstuff1

12 years ago

Funny stuff! I was going to talk about Peter picking a peck of pickled peppers, but someone beat me to it.

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David Braybrooke

12 years ago

I never knew there was a Muppet Wiki!

The King Banishes the Letter P - Muppet Wiki

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tagiscom 12 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Not too bad, but you forgot "hey, diddle diddle".

Terra

Groan, ok! :rolleyes:

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat played the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

And the modernized one!

Hey diddle, diddle,
The cat played and fiddled,
The cow sucked on a crack spoon,
And not surprisingly jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
But he had shot up earlier, and was out of sorts,
And the dish ran away with the spoon,
But what do you expect from a drug induced tune!

I could go on, but l think that l have sufficiently corrupted that one enough!!!

Shane
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