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The Letter "P" and Putrid People

by thunderbird
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It just occurred to me that in the English language, the most putrid kinds of people start with the letter "p":
-Pimps
-Pushers
-Pedophiles


(Don't get me wrong. I've got nothing against the letter P. Some of my best friends' names being with the letter "p". I know Pauls, Paulines, Patricks, Patty's and they're wonderful people)
  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    You might want to add "politicians" to your list. :rolleyes:

    Of course, your post overlooks the good "p's" like: police, paramedics, preachers, etc.

    And like you, I've known a lot of good "Patty's" in my day...I like mine with cheese and mayo on an onion bun.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Don't forget pariah!

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      Don't forget pariah!

      Steve
      I already said Riffle.
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Pharmaceutical company's!


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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          What about Peters and pickles and pecks?

          You know,

          Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
          A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
          If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
          how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

          And Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.

          Or Pete's pa Pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.


          Terra
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

            What about Peters and pickles and pecks?
            Terra
            Terra; I would never let some guy named Peter peck my pickle. (God, I haven't called it a "pickle" since before the "Pickling accident of 1989")

            But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

            I can't believe you talk so dirty. Shane doesn't even have a woman, and you taunt him with your "Pickle talk". For shame.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.
              Mind if I tell your wife that? :rolleyes:
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              • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

                Mind if I tell your wife that? :rolleyes:
                She would roll here eyes and say "In his dreams"
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                • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  What about Peters and pickles and pecks?

                  You know,

                  Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
                  A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
                  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
                  how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

                  And Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.

                  Or Pete's pa Pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.


                  Terra
                  Yep, second line is pushing it! We can't allow smut to enter this forum!


                  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                  Terra; I would never let some guy named Peter peck my pickle. (God, I haven't called it a "pickle" since before the "Pickling accident of 1989")

                  But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

                  I can't believe you talk so dirty. Shane doesn't even have a woman, and you taunt him with your "Pickle talk". For shame.
                  Arrrrrggg, true, only need to change a few words for Peter to get into hard core stuff.


                  Maybe it should read....


                  Peter Piper read some porn, and,.... l'd better not read any more, the mods will close this thread down? :rolleyes:

                  Lets just say that parading, plums and pickles were involved?


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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Terra; I would never let some guy named Peter peck my pickle. (God, I haven't called it a "pickle" since before the "Pickling accident of 1989")

              But if an exotica dancer named Pickles, wanted to peck my peter...I guess that would be OK.

              I can't believe you talk so dirty. Shane doesn't even have a woman, and you taunt him with your "Pickle talk". For shame.
              Claude!

              You want to play it that way, do ya?

              Well then, I say Peter pecking your pickle is better than Peter pickling your peck, right?

              Shane,

              So you are playing with Peter and Little Jack Horner in the corner?

              Little Jack Horner
              Sat in the corner,
              Eating a Christmas pie;
              He put in his thumb,
              And pulled out a plum,
              And said 'What a good boy am I!

              Terra
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Claude!

                You want to play it that way, do ya?

                Well then, I say Peter pecking your pickle is better than Peter pickling your peck, right?

                Shane,

                So you are playing with Peter and Little Jack Horner in the corner?

                Little Jack Horner
                Sat in the corner,
                Eating a Christmas pie;
                He put in his thumb,
                And pulled out a plum,
                And said 'What a good boy am I!

                Terra
                Niah, prefer this version! :rolleyes:


                Little Jack Horney
                Sat in a corney, (yeah, l know) :rolleyes:
                Eating a Christmas pie;
                He got into a Pickle, (any clearer than that, and by by thread).

                And after having a fiddle, (get your mind out of the gutter, a playing fiddle, more or less).

                He pulled out a riddle,
                And blah, blah, blah.


                There much better!


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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                  Niah, prefer this version! :rolleyes:


                  Little Jack Horney
                  Sat in a corney, (yeah, l know) :rolleyes:
                  Eating a Christmas pie;
                  He got into a Pickle, (any clearer than that, and by by thread).

                  And after having a fiddle, (get your mind out of the gutter, a playing fiddle, more or less).

                  He pulled out a riddle,
                  And blah, blah, blah.


                  There much better!


                  Shane
                  Not too bad, but you forgot "hey, diddle diddle".

                  Terra
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                  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
                    Terra - In this particular thread I think it would be

                    hey, piddle piddle


                    Ode to the Letter P(p)

                    poor little p
                    picked on and put down

                    People proselytizing about pickles and pee
                    about pills and poo and pretentious procrastinators
                    How quickly peeps forget pumpkin and pumpernickel,
                    purple and pretzels, the polo for marco, pinkness,
                    puppies, pooches and polka dot cats.

                    I'll pull you out and puff you up, pretty p.
                    With purpose priming the pump of popularity
                    I hereby declare the letter p to be primary,
                    A prioritized portion of productivity
                    A prince of prose

                    There you go
                    Poor little p
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                    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

                      Terra - In this particular thread I think it would be

                      hey, piddle piddle


                      Ode to the Letter P(p)

                      poor little p
                      picked on and put down

                      People proselytizing about pickles and pee
                      about pills and poo and pretentious procrastinators
                      How quickly peeps forget pumpkin and pumpernickel,
                      purple and pretzels, the polo for marco, pinkness,
                      puppies, pooches and polka dot cats.

                      I'll pull you out and puff you up, pretty p.
                      With purpose priming the pump of popularity
                      I hereby declare the letter p to be primary,
                      A prioritized portion of productivity
                      A prince of prose

                      There you go
                      Poor little p
                      Agreed!

                      Without the letter P, where would I be?

                      I couldn't be pretty in pink or a princess or popular or receive my pay.
                      There would be no PayPal, legal tender paper, or even piggy banks.
                      I actually think we should, to the letter P, properly give precious thanks,
                      That we should be proponents of the important P, what do you say?


                      Terra
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    Your theory falls flat because of Vladimir Putin.

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  • Profile picture of the author DJL
    Panderers
    Panjandrums
    Parasites
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    Pedants
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    Pencil Pushers
    Pests
    Phishers
    Pifflers
    Pirates
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  • Profile picture of the author GuestBlogging
    Like artificial "predator", when I watch this movie my sleep vanished, truly disgusting face.
    "P" from punishment, not people, but damn. Teachers when attack me for my home work I would vanish from school.
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  • Profile picture of the author workoutstuff1
    Funny stuff! I was going to talk about Peter picking a peck of pickled peppers, but someone beat me to it.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Not too bad, but you forgot "hey, diddle diddle".

      Terra
      Groan, ok! :rolleyes:

      Hey diddle diddle,
      The cat played the fiddle,
      The cow jumped over the moon.
      The little dog laughed to see such sport,
      And the dish ran away with the spoon.


      And the modernized one!

      Hey diddle, diddle,
      The cat played and fiddled,
      The cow sucked on a crack spoon,
      And not surprisingly jumped over the moon,
      The little dog laughed to see such sport,
      But he had shot up earlier, and was out of sorts,
      And the dish ran away with the spoon,
      But what do you expect from a drug induced tune!


      I could go on, but l think that l have sufficiently corrupted that one enough!!!


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