Two Sentence Horror Stories

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I saw a web page that had some two sentence horror stories. Anyone care to create their own?

I was awoken by strange sounds after sleeping very comfortably on my brand new velvet sheets. That's when I realized the sounds I heard were from shovels covering my coffin with dirt.
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  • I recorded threats to my life made by an escaped serial killer that used to live next door on an old cassette player and was listening to them just after sunset before taking them to the police. That's when I noticed I forgot to put the cassette in the tape player.
  • Around three a.m. I stumbled into a low-rent bar on the way home from a long night of partying, ordered a Bloody Mary and looked around at the handful of patrons. They stared back at me, licking their lips and opening their mouths just enough for me to see their long, sharp teeth.
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    • My car broke down on the highway, when a nice truck driver offered me a ride. After I got in his truck, I heard a click, as he asked "So, where did you think you were going?"
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  • The door-to-door vacuum salesman had just started his demonstration by pouring dirt and dust on my carpet from a variety of decorative containers. That's when a news flash came on the TV and warned the public to be on the lookout for an extremely violent patient that had escaped from the asylum and broken into a vacuum cleaner shop and the local mortuary and stolen a dozen urns filled with the remains of recently cremated people.
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  • I filed my taxes.
    I told the absolute truth.
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  • As my head rolled across the gravel, my greatest fear was no longer death.
    It is landing face down.
  • "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"

    "I do."
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    • The woman gasped at the horror of spending the rest of her life with this terrible man, as she heard..."Do you take this man, Dan Riffle, to be your husband?"


      The only thing more horrible to the young woman, was the the next thing out of the preacher's mouth..."You may kiss the bride".
  • I was trapped in a room of ravers dancing to Michael Jackson songs. There was no exit.
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    • The man told the unsuspecting woman, "My name is Dan Riffle"

      No second sentence is needed.
  • A one sentence horror story:

    The only pizza place in town went out of business.
  • Great stuff folks!

    This is all I can think of at the moment.


    The BJ the hooker gave me was so good it felt like no condom was on...
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  • The tracks, relatively fresh and well formed in the moist dirt, weren't any animal I recognized, either, and I shuddered to think of how large the beast must be that made them and knew I had to get back to the rig fast. That's when I heard the strange growly rumble and looked up into the tree above me.
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    • Damn, woman! You sure can write.


      Wow. I was going to say that myself, Honest...Um....I just forgot....

      Brilliant play on words. Almost a Haiku.
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  • The sentence is death.
    There is no second sentence.
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  • Little Claude and Danny had strayed a ways when they heard the bell, and hoping they could avoid detention and get back by time the second bell sounded, turned and ran toward the building at full speed. They were able to hear the second bell ring even though they stood, dumbfounded, looking at the open field and wondering how a whole building could just disappear.
  • I peered into the dark to see what was upsetting Frisky, who stood on the bed, hackles raised, teeth barred and growling deeply, staring intensely toward the closet. I'd never seen one of my stuffed animals so thoroughly agitated.
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  • As I heard a crowd cheer, I felt a strange combination of intense pain and a sense of freedom. That's when I saw the blood flowing from my headless body laying next to the guillotine.
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    • I was excited on that hot summer day as the gentle breezes caressed and cooled the sweat that had developed on my face while I was hunting for wild raspberries just on the edge of the woods in the golden field.

      I spotted an old weathered barrel and decided to sit down on it for a little reprieve from hunting and lugging two full buckets of raspberries around when I noticed a humming noise and then saw the huge swarm of yellow jackets flying out of the side of that barrel much too late.



      Okay, it may not seem like a horror story to you, but I'm deathly allergic to yellow jackets, anaphylactic allergic that is. I'm talking certain death...


      Terra
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    • That's scary, but not near as scary as the only pizza joint in town going out of business.
  • I excitedly read and reread my mega-million dollar lottery ticket to confirm that I had the winning numbers. I overlooked the expiry date.
  • Claude smiled as I nearly suffocated in the deep, hazy fog of the most putrid stench ever created in the history of the known universe. That's when I told myself I'm never pulling Claude's finger again.
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  • Saw this one on FB.

    Justin Bieber goes to jail. Writes "Free JB!" on wall in protest.

    Learns cellmate is dyslexic
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  • "This stew sure is good".

    "Wait, where's the urn holding Uncle's ashes?"
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    • How about:

      During my studies of primitive people, I stayed with a tribe in Papua New Guinea and the Chief's wife told me we were having stew for dinner. After a devouring a couple of bowls, I discovered what she really meant was, we were having Stu for dinner.
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  • "Mama, wake up."

    "MAMA, WAKE UP!"
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    • Reminds me a little of Hemingway's supposed "Shortest Story Ever Told":

      For sale: baby shoes.
      Never worn.
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  • Icarus flew higher and higher above the water on the wings that his father Daedalus had made for him with feathers and wax, the feeling of freedom, of flight, engulfing his soul with joy.

    He lifted his face to the sun, basking in its warm rays, then, gazing upon the objects bound to his arms that had given him such freedom, thought, "Uh oh."
  • I was going to the washroom and felt someone is following me but when i turned around nobody was there....

    I was sleeping at night and suddenly felt my body heavy i was feeling someone is up on me i wanted to shout but my voice does not comes out

    These two are real incidents with me.
  • The scary truth, tomorrow is not friday!

    The day after tomorrow is not friday either :-O
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    • "Richard, there's been a horrifying event"

      "...the pubs run out of beer".
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  • I woke up hearing strange noises coming from the bathroom and fearing it was an intruder I crawled out of bed, grabbed my gun and shot blindly through the door.

    When everything had gone silent and I opened the door, to my horror I'd accidentally not on purpose killed my girlfriend, but my worst fear was that if it went to court I wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
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  • The "fountain of youth" virus has gone terribly wrong, and death has eluded the human race for two weeks now. The experiments have begun.
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  • Terra's smile was broad but did not reach to her eyes as she printed out the list of real names and addresses from her Internet investigation. "Those self-entertained, naive little idiots never saw this comin'," she spat as she snapped the silencer on her Sig Sauer M400 semiautomatic, picked up her car keys and US road atlas from the table, then, realizing it was still a tad chilly outside, grabbed her pink lacy jacket with the Betty Boop patch on the back on her way out the door.
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  • Banned
    I'm too lazy to be creative.

    Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish he'd go away...
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    • OMGosh!

      Spend a day recording and editing an audiobook for a client and log on to find this?

      Hey Riffle Piffle, That's Glamor Gran to you, sir! I am a woman, wife, mother and a Glamor Gran as well as being a lady! And you had better watch it because you were number 1 on my list and my Sig Sauer M400 semiautomatic has your name written all over it!!

      Claude, I'll excuse your lack of self control in becoming excited over my horror story because of the fact you offered to hold down that snake of a friend of yours for me. However, I won't be needing it. I've got that covered quite nicely. I know that you don't believe in premonitions, but you just experienced one in Sal's last post of this thread.

      Sal, Ha! Perfection, girlfriend!

      lanfear63 Ha! I thought that was pretty clever being as I am 1/4 Cherokee. But, leave it at that as I defeated you once and am more than willing to do it again!

      Terra
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  • A true life horror story...

    The hijackers overwhelmed the unsuspecting crowd with ease. Dan and Claude had successfully run another Warrior Forum thread completely off course.
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    • All because I don't explain my jokes. Sigh.
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  • Glamor Gram,

    Can you tell the story of the two wolves?

    And the one about the two monks where one helps the woman
    across the stream even though he's not sposed to?

    Huh, can ya, can ya?
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  • Grew-up with those two, great stuff.

    Another from adulthood:

    "Remember me? I'm pregnant!"
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  • OH MissTerra, you're such a Lady...

    It's the other things bunnies are known for doing a lot of... :p
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    • :rolleyes:

      Thanks!

      Er, I think, lol!


      Terra
  • And the kayaks keep him from going down the shower drain.
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    • He keeps his toenails long to avoid that.
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  • There's a new product out for dickheads - Viagra Nasal spray.

    Thought a few of our guys in here might like to know that.
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    • LMAO!

      That's a good one, Sal!


      Terra
    • Thank God! Because the tablet form was definitely not working for me.
      My sex life owes a debt of gratitude to you lovely Sal .... shall keep you posted!
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    • If you get a stuffed up nose, inflamed nostrils, loss of smell or a really big nose lasting up to 4 hours, call your doctor right away.
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    • You had me at dickheads.
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  • I awoke with a start, as the cold, pathetic situation of my personal reality suddenly dawned on me..
    It was true, the Gods from their vaunted heights had decided my fate; I'd been banished to the far corners of a mundane cyber existence, destined to read and reply to an endless number of threads on the Off Topic section of the Warrior Forum ... (Cue demented bloodcurdling screams of insane terror ...)
  • Back on the theme of 2 sentence horror stories:

    I logged on to the OT Forum to catch up on the important stuff that's going on in the world. Imagine my horror when I found out it had been replaced by this one.
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    Two Sentence Horror Stories

    I saw a web page that had some two sentence horror stories. Anyone care to create their own? I was awoken by strange sounds after sleeping very comfortably on my brand new velvet sheets. That's when I realized the sounds I heard were from shovels covering my coffin with dirt.