How To Sell Vacuum Cleaners To Naked People (free advice)

by bizgrower

Posted: 10 years ago 21 replies

OFF TOPIC

You all thought this would be from Claude.

It's not, it's an actual email headline from Preston Ely,
a real estate trainer whose list I'm on. I got a kick out of it though.

Here's the body - minus the links for the program.
Might be a topic Claude discusses "upstairs" or on his blog.
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"Dan, check this out ...

The same character trait that empowered me to sell a
$1,700 vacuum cleaner to an 80-year-old naked couple
with no carpet when I was only 17 years old ...

... is the exact same character trait that has over 200,000
people reading this email right now and sending me money
constantly.

Would you like to know what that trait is and how to get it?

Trust me on this one ... you would. Click here to read this
week's "Wake Up Wealthy" blog post ...

Preston

p.s. don't let the naked people scare you off .."

Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Claude usually does it the other way around: he sells vacuum cleaners while he's naked. People buy just to get him off their door steps.

You really don't want to see how he demonstates carpet cleaners...

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Saw it. Won't be back to Ohio again. Not even to have a pint with
you and Richard Van.

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Saw it. Won't be back to Ohio again. Not even to have a pint with
you and Richard Van.

I'd have to actually fly to Ohio first and I'm a little concerned about planes at the moment.

Mind you, tell me there's a pint at the end and I'll likely risk anything.

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

I'd have to actually fly to Ohio first and I'm a little concerned about planes at the moment.

Mind you, tell me there's a pint at the end and I'll likely risk anything.

Oh, there's more than a pint for you, my friend. I told you: you show up and we're going to burn this place to the ground.

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Oh, there's more than a pint for you, my friend. I told you: you show up and we're going to burn this place to the ground.

Don't worry chap, we'll burn the fire service too and cook popcorn on the flames whilst disrupting happy go lucky off topic threads.

Claude, Biz, and the gang really ought to be there too.

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Don't worry chap, we'll burn the fire service too and cook popcorn on the flames whilst disrupting happy go lucky off topic threads.

Claude, Biz, and the gang really ought to be there too.

Claude's only 40 minutes away. He'll be here. Then we'll drive three hours to Michigan and egg Terra's house.

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Then we'll drive three hours to Michigan and egg Terra's house.

Oh goody gumdrops, it's been ages since I ambushed anyone with eggs and flour!

We're going to have some enormous fun!

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MissTerraK

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Oh goody gumdrops, it's been ages since I ambushed anyone with eggs and flour!

We're going to have some enormous fun!

Oooooh, yes we will!

I'll fly Sal back home and we'll make it a battle between Wolverines and Buckeyes and then let you choose who's side you want to be on Richard.

Terra

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Richard Van

10 years ago

It's too late Terra, I stand man to man with Dan and beer. And eggs and flour.

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MissTerraK

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

It's too late Terra, I stand man to man with Dan and beer. And eggs and flour.

It's okay Richard, we two ladies would win even when outnumbered because you three would obviously be snockered after drinking all of those pints and beers.

We would just mix your eggs, flour and beer and deep fry you all.

Terra

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

It's okay Richard, we two ladies would win even when outnumbered because you three would obviously be snockered after drinking all of those pints and beers.

We would just mix your eggs, flour and beer and deep fry you all.

Terra

Dam! Dan, had you considered this turn of events?

I think the boys need a better plan, the girls are organised!

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

Dam! Dan, had you considered this turn of events?

I think the boys need a better plan, the girls are organised!

That's just how Wolverines are, Richard. We're just talking about a little good natured fun and they start talking about murder. It's not their fault, though. It's just part of their culture.

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

That's just how Wolverines are, Richard. We're just talking about a little good natured fun and they start talking about murder. It's not their fault, though. It's just part of their culture.

Thanks Dan, we have neither Wolverines or Buckeyes over this side of the pond.

It really is a jolly dangerous place for any limey to be without local knowledge.

And if you're not careful, when I leave, you'll all being saying things like "Gor blimey guvnor".

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Dan Riffle

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Richard Van

You've got to watch out for Wolverines. All the losing over the years has really soured their mood.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Claude's only 40 minutes away. He'll be here. Then we'll drive three hours to Michigan and egg Terra's house.

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

It's okay Richard, we two ladies would win even when outnumbered because you three would obviously be snockered after drinking all of those pints and beers.

We would just mix your eggs, flour and beer and deep fry you all.

Terra

Green eggs l am sure! :rolleyes:

May as well go all the way, he, he!

Maybe l should get on the next flight and help out? Only take about 15 hours to get there, and about $3000 round trip. I will keep away from the mini bar!

My money is on Terra, she has been fending off morally bankrupt Gorillas for years, so she has a good throwing arm! :rolleyes:

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

It's okay Richard, we two ladies would win even when outnumbered because you three would obviously be snockered after drinking all of those pints and beers.

We would just mix your eggs, flour and beer and deep fry you all.

Terra

Terra; This looks like a confession to me. If the police find any of us with our eggs scrambled, rolled in flour, and deep fried......You killed us!

At least now we know your weapon of choice. Bad Terra.

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MissTerraK

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Like anyone could find my underground deep frying vat to prove it. :rolleyes:

Terra

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Sumit Menon

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

Dude! Some of us browse WF while we're eating.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

He only does it that way when he's demonstrating Dyson Balls

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Claude Whitacre 10 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

He only does it that way when he's demonstrating Dyson Balls

Now, that was clever.
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DWaters 10 years ago

Sounds like he took advantage of a poor ederly couple!
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