Have You Ever Been Abducted By Aliens & Operated On In A Big, Glowing UFO?

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Personally I have not. But I encourage any alien abductees out there in
Warrior Land to come forward and share their stories. We are a warm,
caring, understanding bunch, so don't be timid now.



PS - If there are some genuine cases of alien abduction, my apology to
you for the cheesy humour. No disrespect intended, was just having some
fun. Now on with the show ...
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I'm not sure, to tell you the truth. The best I can say is not that I remember. I have lost periods of time that I can't account for, though. I always just figured it was the Jose Quervo Gold slammers but who knows...............................
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Well before this thread gets slammed, or Claude and Dan have a fight about which one has had fluffy martian rabbits do unspeakable things to them, l will inject a serious post! :rolleyes:


      I knew someone who, (in Au) went on a camping trip; and at night she looked up into a crystal clear starry night!

      When she did this, she noticed 4 faint points of light moving at great speed towards each other then move apart again.


      So she thought UFO's or military, and more or less forgot about it.


      Then later on she noticed tiny, cuts all over her body. She went to a doctor and he couldn't figure it out.


      I was skeptical when she told me this, (probably a good 10 years ago) but l could tell she was dead serious when explaining this!


      So, no l personally haven't been whisked up, but it happens!


      Most if not all aliens are well meaning, it is just some don't know how much damage they are causing by whisking people away!

      At least that is the impression l get from reading about abduction reports.


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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Shane; I just used my powers to make you post this four times....and not remember. It's called (where i come from) a "Synchronized repetitive time loop dysplasia".

        There was no pain (Not that you can remember, anyway), and you aren't the worse for wear. I hope you enjoyed your trip.






        No slam. Just enjoying myself. Carry on.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Shane; I just used my powers to make you post this four times....and not remember. It's called (where i come from) a "Synchronized repetitive time loop dysplasia".

          There was no pain (Not that you can remember, anyway), and you aren't the worse for wear. I hope you enjoyed your trip.






          No slam. Just enjoying myself. Carry on.

          I don't remember that, but l did notice one of my Tribbies at the keyboard!!!! :rolleyes:


          Maybe you have planted a chip into my favorite white/grey fluffy Tribble?

          Hope not!


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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          No, but when I was little, I had a very vivid dream that I was escorted into space in a craft and saw the earth, flew extremely close to the sun, so close that I saw "fire" squirting out of holes and some planets. I was told what each planet was called, but straight to my mind, not through my ears. It wasn't a voice, it was I just suddenly knew. I was standing and looking out a round window. I never saw anything else of the craft, inside or out.

          When I woke up, it was so hard to believe it was merely a dream, it was so real and exhilarating.

          I told my parents about it and they just said, "Cool dream!" Haha!

          Oh, did I mention I had chicken pox at the time?


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  • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    I'm not sure, to tell you the truth. The best I can say is not that I remember. I have lost periods of time that I can't account for, though. I always just figured it was the Jose Quervo Gold slammers but who knows...............................
    Well hi there HeySal,
    Thank you very much for joining the alien abduction group!
    Such a lovely choice of Tequila too. I'm thinking that you may
    have indulged in a few drinkies with some of your extra-terrestrial
    pals. Would I be right there? Intergalactic Margarita nights with
    maybe a BBQ and good ol' country hoedown thrown in for good
    measure? Isn't she great ladies & gentlemen. A round of applause
    for the lovely HeySal!
    .... and we'll be right back after these short messages!

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  • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
    Shane!
    You have posted the same message 4 times.
    Was this intentional? Is your Internet speed
    being corrupted by a foreign transmitter signal!?
    Beam me your co-ordinates. Don't panic!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

    Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Clear case of Martian (fluffy) Bunny Mind Control here on this thread. Drink as much carrot juice as you can to lessen the effects. These are carnivorous rabbits and vegetable juices lessen the mind interference.

      The short haired ones are ok although they are trying to infiltrate the internet and coming out with a load of useless WSO's which has been difficult to detect.

      "From the Hutch of Peter Rabbit" in the sales letter is a dead giveaway though


      Apologies for the poor quality of this anecdote. A pint and a half of Blue Moon beer appears to be dumbing down my creativity.

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

      Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.
      LOL!

      Next time they come for me, I'll make them come and get you too. We'll combine our powers of persuasion and before you know it, we'll have loads and loads of pink diamonds!


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      • Profile picture of the author Paul Myers
        Mark,
        So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?
        Still having trouble reading what's actually been said, eh?

        You need to tone it down, sir.

        Side note: Grouping conspiracy theories with belief in alien abduction is a nifty trick. Sloppy logic, but great propaganda.


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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        LOL!

        Next time they come for me, I'll make them come and get you too. We'll combine our powers of persuasion and before you know it, we'll have loads and loads of pink diamonds!


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        Don't wear the Betty Boop. Aliens don't like that.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

          Don't wear the Betty Boop. Aliens don't like that.


          Don't take my Boop Oop a Doop Away! :p



          You bring up a good point. What does one wear for an alien abduction? :confused:


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          • Profile picture of the author lcombs
            Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post



            Don't take my Boop Oop a Doop Away! :p



            You bring up a good point. What does one wear for an alien abduction? :confused:


            Terra
            If you've been watching "Chrisley Knows Best" he'd know exactly what to wear for an alien abduction.

            Personally, I wear pretty much the same thing for any occasion.
            That is, unless directed otherwise.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by lcombs View Post

              If you've been watching "Chrisley Knows Best" he'd know exactly what to wear for an alien abduction.

              Personally, I wear pretty much the same thing for any occasion.
              That is, unless directed otherwise.
              Well, I don't know who Chrisley is and I don't know what I would wear except that it would not be a hospital gown, pink or not!


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              • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Well, I don't know who Chrisley is and I don't know what I would wear except that it would not be a hospital gown, pink or not!


                Terra
                Overalls most likely.








                (Stereotypical abductee wear.)
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              • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                Well, I don't know who Chrisley is and I don't know what I would wear except that it would not be a hospital gown, pink or not!


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                You'll wear whatever Seasoned gives you.
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                • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                  You'll wear whatever Seasoned gives you.
                  Wanna bet?

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                  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                    Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                    Wanna bet?

                    Terra
                    You won't be able to overpower his alien mind control.
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                    • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                      When I lived in Empire, CO - there were times that the pass to Winter Park got hammered and it became a matter of "gee, you can't get there from here".
                      That happened at least five times this winter - with Berthoud Pass, Loveland Pass,
                      Vail Pass, and the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels. With the delays and traffic stops,
                      more people are skiing two days and making a weekend of it instead of a day trip
                      from Denver.

                      The Peck House - oldest still operating hotel in the state - is closing for good soon.
                      They could not find a buyer.

                      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                      You won't be able to overpower his alien mind control.
                      I predict he'll pick pink overalls, or a pink hospital gown.
                      Either way, there will be something with Betty Boop on it.
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                      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        You'll wear whatever Seasoned gives you.
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        You won't be able to overpower his alien mind control.
                        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                        I predict he'll pick pink overalls, or a pink hospital gown.
                        Either way, there will be something with Betty Boop on it.
                        Well, he wouldn't be very wise then. You have already stated that aliens don't like Betty Boop.

                        Just goes to show that his powers of alien mind control Dan spouted off about aren't as powerful as he predicts.

                        Pffft! That was easy and I didn't even have to use my infamous stubborn streak.


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                      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                        That happened at least five times this winter - with Berthoud Pass, Loveland Pass,
                        Vail Pass, and the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels. With the delays and traffic stops,
                        more people are skiing two days and making a weekend of it instead of a day trip
                        from Denver.

                        The Peck House - oldest still operating hotel in the state - is closing for good soon.
                        They could not find a buyer.



                        I predict he'll pick pink overalls, or a pink hospital gown.
                        Either way, there will be something with Betty Boop on it.
                        Are you serious? WOW. I would have never seen that coming. You'd think the hysterical society would be all over it if nothing else. I still remember the old mine camp above Downieville that you had to be a resident in good standing of the local area to find out about just because nobody wanted the hysterical society in there grabbing it for toursim. But the Peck House closed? I seriously can't imagine it. I'm sure that has something to do with that UFO we used to watch that came up from somewhere behind Silver Creek.

                        As far as passes closed this year..............I am not even a tad surprised. We used to have fun with Berthoud closed. We'd go up and down the road selling coffee, etc to the people stuck in their cars. Sometimes we'd build a fire in the pit by the old school and people would just pull off the road and come join the merriment. Fond memories.

                        If you ever talk to the guys in that Silver creek UFO - please send them over to pick me up. I'd love to spend a couple nights out there again.
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                        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                          Are you serious? WOW. I would have never seen that coming. You'd think the hysterical society would be all over it if nothing else. I still remember the old mine camp above Downieville that you had to be a resident in good standing of the local area to find out about just because nobody wanted the hysterical society in there grabbing it for toursim. But the Peck House closed? I seriously can't imagine it. I'm sure that has something to do with that UFO we used to watch that came up from somewhere behind Silver Creek.

                          As far as passes closed this year..............I am not even a tad surprised. We used to have fun with Berthoud closed. We'd go up and down the road selling coffee, etc to the people stuck in their cars. Sometimes we'd build a fire in the pit by the old school and people would just pull off the road and come join the merriment. Fond memories.

                          If you ever talk to the guys in that Silver creek UFO - please send them over to pick me up. I'd love to spend a couple nights out there again.
                          I think I'll leave the talking to aliens to Terra. (She thinks Betty Boop
                          will protect her. he he he he he he he)

                          Update on The Peck House. I guess it just has not sold yet. It is closing
                          4/15 because the owners want to retire. They've run it for 33 years and
                          are in their 70s now. I heard they'll live there until it does sell. Did you
                          know the owners? Heard they are really nice. (I should tour it to see
                          about buying it. I missed some opportunities because I did not tour the
                          property. One - the old Blair in Idaho Springs - would not have been
                          good as a hotel anymore. Somebody picked it up from the bank for a
                          song and have it fully rented to mostly retired men. There is a wait list.
                          As you know, there is a shortage of affordable housing around these parts.)
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                          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                            Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                            I think I'll leave the talking to aliens to Terra. (She thinks Betty Boop
                            will protect her. he he he he he he he)

                            Update on The Peck House. I guess it just has not sold yet. It is closing
                            4/15 because the owners want to retire. They've run it for 33 years and
                            are in their 70s now. I heard they'll live there until it does sell. Did you
                            know the owners? Heard they are really nice. (I should tour it to see
                            about buying it. I missed some opportunities because I did not tour the
                            property. One - the old Blair in Idaho Springs - would not have been
                            good as a hotel anymore. Somebody picked it up from the bank for a
                            song and have it fully rented to mostly retired men. There is a wait list.
                            As you know, there is a shortage of affordable housing around these parts.)
                            Her name is Sally Taylor, too. We used to get a kick out of confusing people with that one. LOL. Her husband was the mayor. I'm sure they are getting old by now. Did you know there's a ghost upstairs at the far south window? It faces the graveyard, which was right across clear creek from me. But that's ghosts - the UFO used to be over Silver Creek, and might still be tooling around out there sometimes.
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    • Profile picture of the author lcombs
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

      Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.
      I can relate, HeySal.

      They took me once but we never got off the ground.
      After about 5 minutes they'd enough of my babbling about
      not putting back on Earth.

      It took about 6 of the little grey *******s to throw me out! :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    No. But, from ages 4-15 I went to school where something similar happened.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Once upon a time while travelling Australia, I was out one night after several too many beers. As I walked, I could see the city and there was a glowing space ship above it. Not only that, it changed shape and was long one minute then short the next.

      I stared at that UFO for 2 or 3 minutes before an Aussie guy walked past and didn't even blink an eye. In a state of mild drunkenness I told him that there's a spaceship over the city.

      He burst out laughing and told me it was a "blimp". Well I'd never heard of a blimp but it was indeed one of those flying inflatable things they advertise on. As the wind made it go around, it looked to me like it was changing shape. For those few minutes I was convinced I was watching a UFO though.

      For Claude and Dan, this should provide ample proof of the devastating effects beer goggles can have when ones out and surrounded by ladies.



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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    I posted on here several years back about an experience I had losing time and a couple of items I had with me. Don't know what happened, but I know the area I was in and it wouldn't have had anything to do with aliens. Military maybe, but not aliens.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      That wasn't a dream, Terra. They brought you back short notice because you were driving them bonkers. "Are there any pink stars?" "Are there any pink nebula?"

      Same reason they never take me anywhere. They don't want me hounding to stop and explore every other damned rock outcrop we pass.
      True, if Sal went to Mars one way in 10 years time, she would stuff the science stuff, do a runner, and start collecting rocks! :rolleyes:


      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Clear case of Martian (fluffy) Bunny Mind Control here on this thread. Drink as much carrot juice as you can to lessen the effects. These are carnivorous rabbits and vegetable juices lessen the mind interference.

      The short haired ones are ok although they are trying to infiltrate the internet and coming out with a load of useless WSO's which has been difficult to detect.

      "From the Hutch of Peter Rabbit" in the sales letter is a dead giveaway though


      Apologies for the poor quality of this anecdote. A pint and a half of Blue Moon beer appears to be dumbing down my creativity.

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      True, that is why l have switched to Tribbles, they eat less and don't go on a rabid frenzy whenever Mars orbit gets to close to ours!

      Although l have to admit that if l put one of those things in a fast food outlet, it would be the end of civilization as we know it!

      No doubt the martian rabbits would rule the world, after the Tribbles went on a rampage, although when they got to GM crops, that could probably kill them off!

      Tribble meets Alien, nut pretty! Nothing worse than an exploding Tribble!


      You are right, l do have too much time on my hands, or have watched too many sci-fi films! :rolleyes:


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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      I posted on here several years back about an experience I had losing time and a couple of items I had with me. Don't know what happened, but I know the area I was in and it wouldn't have had anything to do with aliens. Military maybe, but not aliens.
      Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

      So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

      I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by popstocks View Post

        Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

        So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

        I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?
        Number one. Are YOU LITERATE? I had a strange experience once that I believe had nothing to do with aliens.

        No I do not wear tinfoil, however, if you are an example of what EMF does to a person I am definitely going to consider buying some.

        Ya know, newbie, YOU should see a doctor. Penis enlargement is a much preferable means of compensating for lack of brain power or physical prowess than trolling forums and accusing people of ideaologies when you have no idea who it is you are speaking to.

        Don't get any brighter though, because it will be hard to find someone who wants the job of watering you twice a week.
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        • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
          Where's the popcorn?

          Let the show begin but make it snappy, pubs open here in 28 minutes and it's St Patrick's day and I intend to enjoy it.

          Popstocks. You may now have to prove your penis doesn't need enlarging in order to potentially win this debate.
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          • Profile picture of the author HeySal
            Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

            Where's the popcorn?

            Let the show begin but make it snappy, pubs open here in 28 minutes and it's St Patrick's day and I intend to enjoy it.

            Popstocks. You may now have to prove your penis doesn't need enlarging in order to potentially win this debate.
            Forget it. It just blows my mind when people are unable to use their inference system correctly. They're instinctual, dammit.

            For the troll in question -- if I have to interpret the post to you while you wipe the drool off your chin - what I was saying is that if anything was responsible for my time lapse it would be an earthly cause, not aliens. Jeezes petes, I could sit on FB if I wanted to listen to that kind of tripe.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by popstocks View Post

        Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

        So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

        I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?
        You need to be nicer.
        Sal is able to take care of herself. Hell, she was the prime suspect the last three times a forum member disappeared...after they insulted her. She cuts her Birthday cake with a chain saw. She teaches Navy SEALS how to be more Bad Ass. After Chuck Norris met her..he went into Witness Protection. Her Avatar is a bloody stump...as a warning to others.

        Whatever you think about her beliefs or experiences, you need to be nicer about it. You can easily end up banned...or worse, ignored.

        By the way, most of the posts were tongue in cheek. If your membership survives, you'll know how far you can go. Insulting people isn't permitted. You can disagree without being a dick.
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    My god........are you lot serious?

    Was the 2nd reply a joke or serious?

    Good grief....................
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    ^^^ Sheesh. Someone relates their experience on a topic and you immediately label them a tin-foil-wearing nutjob.

    What type of person are you?

    Obviously completely intolerant of anyone who doesn't fit into your narrow view of the world.

    Keep your judgements of people you know nothing about to yourself.
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    ^^ says the man that makes a joke of a missing aircraft. ^^^^

    I was sincere in my question to her by the way.

    ^^^ Sheesh. Someone relates their experience on a topic and you immediately label them a tin-foil-wearing nutjob.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    My skeptic engineer friend has a good point about alien phenomena.
    "If they were so advanced, they'd do more than come here and do butt probes."
    Meaning - I think - that mean ones would have take us over by now and
    good ones would have helped us more by now.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      My skeptic engineer friend has a good point about alien phenomena.
      "If they were so advanced, they'd do more than come here and do butt probes."
      Meaning - I think - that mean ones would have take us over by now and
      good ones would have helped us more by now.

      Maybe the butt probe is the most scientifically efficient way to probe the human body and we just don't know it yet.

      Or...maybe aliens know that nobody would ever take someone seriously. I know if anyone ever started telling me about things that have been put up their butts, I'd just cover my ears and start chanting, "La la la la la la la - I can't hear you (Claude) - la la la la la la la la la..."



      Or....maybe the aliens just have a strange sense of humor.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        Maybe the butt probe is the most scientifically efficient way to probe the human body and we just don't know it yet.

        Or...maybe aliens know that nobody would ever take someone seriously. I know if anyone ever started telling me about things that have been put up their butts, I'd just cover my ears and start chanting, "La la la la la la la - I can't hear you (Claude) - la la la la la la la la la..."



        Or....maybe the aliens just have a strange sense of humor.
        Maybe they think they are feeding us. Why would they know which opening food goes in?

        They study us, see us put things up our butts, and assume that we are eating. So, in your case, they assume that wearing a bunny outfit and putting things up your butt, must be how you eat....because you do it once a day, and they eat one a day. Ipso Facto..they think we are eating.

        It's only a theory. But it's one that fits all the facts, as I have invented them.
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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Maybe they think they are feeding us. Why would they know which opening food goes in?

          They study us, see us put things up our butts, and assume that we are eating. So, in your case, they assume that wearing a bunny outfit and putting things up your butt, must be how you eat....because you do it once a day, and they eat one a day. Ipso Facto..they think we are eating.

          It's only a theory. But it's one that fits all the facts, as I have invented them.
          Well, gee, Clyde. Consider this. You go to your doctor for a complete physical, and he does something to wipe it from your memory. It's still in there though, and eventually the memory pushes through to your consciousness. Which part of that exam are you gonna remember first? The BP check? The tongue depresser and light? Or the anal probe? :rolleyes:
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            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Well, gee, Clyde. Consider this. You go to your doctor for a complete physical, and he does something to wipe it from your memory. It's still in there though, and eventually the memory pushes through to your consciousness. Which part of that exam are you gonna remember first? The BP check? The tongue depresser and light? Or the anal probe? :rolleyes:

            That thought is going to keep me awake all night. I think the worst part is that I remember the doctor asking the nurse "Hey, where did I leave that extra large anal probe? I can't find it anywhere".

            And, that's MISTER Clyde to you.
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              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              That thought is going to keep me awake all night. I think the worst part is if I remember the doctor asking the nurse "Hey, where did I leave that extra large anal probe? I can't find it anywhere".

              And, that's MISTER Clyde to you.
              Thank you MISTER Clyde. You do realize that you are sounding paranoid right? I mean - extra large anal probe? As if they could fit that around your head........um........oh, never mind.
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              • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                Thank you MISTER Clyde. You do realize that you are sounding paranoid right? I mean - extra large anal probe? Do you really think they could fit that around your head........um........oh, never mind.
                Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.


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                  Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                  Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.


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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      My skeptic engineer friend has a good point about alien phenomena.
      "If they were so advanced, they'd do more than come here and do butt probes."
      Meaning - I think - that mean ones would have take us over by now and
      good ones would have helped us more by now.
      It is not as clear cut as that. If it was as you are saying they would have come down, and stopped the rest!

      But at present if they did, it would be like helping children with a very big stick, how to get their hands on a ridiculously big stick.

      The way we presently think out things, especially tit for tat military issues, is insane and will untiringly lead to disaster.

      So, no, once we get on the brink and finally realize that our present thinking structure is seriously flawed, then my guess the heavens will open up!

      Til then the occasional fiddling, is all some who aren't aware can do!

      Originally Posted by popstocks View Post

      Are you one of these "people" that wear tin foiled hats etc? :confused:

      So you are into consiparcy theories, have seen ghosts and bee abducted by Aliens etc?

      I am being deadly SERIOUS AND SINCERE HERE SAL...Have you ever though of talking to a Dr. about all this? Maybe there is some medication that could help you?
      Hmmm, won't touch that, although l agree totally with what Sal said!

      Best not to knock things you haven't had first hand experience with! Especially when you sign up! :rolleyes:


      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Number one. Are YOU LITERATE? I had a strange experience once that I believe had nothing to do with aliens.

      No I do not wear tinfoil, however, if you are an example of what EMF does to a person I am definitely going to consider buying some.

      Ya know, newbie, YOU should see a doctor. Penis enlargement is a much preferable means of compensating for lack of brain power or physical prowess than trolling forums and accusing people of ideaologies when you have no idea who it is you are speaking to.

      Don't get any brighter though, because it will be hard to find someone who wants the job of watering you twice a week.
      Damn, l thought two heads are better than one?

      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Forget it. It just blows my mind when people are unable to use their inference system correctly. They're instinctual, dammit.

      For the troll in question -- if I have to interpret the post to you while you wipe the drool off your chin - what I was saying is that if anything was responsible for my time lapse it would be an earthly cause, not aliens. Jeezes petes, I could sit on FB if I wanted to listen to that kind of tripe.

      Well, you know the mindset Sal,....

      • I have no experience with ghosts, so they don't exist!

      • My neighbour, and girlfriend and pet cat, have no experience with ghosts, so they can't exist!

      • My color tv, and radial tyres, are the center of my life, so they can't exist, otherwise l may lose them?

      • Ghosts are scary, so they definitely, don't exist!

      • And most importantly, ghosts can move things around, and control us, so they definitely, absolutely, positively don't exist in any way, shape or form, (did that chair move???)!


      I would suggesting you tone down, you responses for similar threads like this in the future, otherwise Sal, as well as others may tear your head off!

      Well, one of them! :rolleyes:


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        Interesting fun facts: Tribbles are what Martian Fluffy bunnies use to clean up with after a butt probe. The tendency for them to periodically explode is due to the build up of methane gas in their fur. This is the true explanation of why their are impact craters on Mars and why methane has been detected by Nasa, (the rabbits don't have wind)

        Shane's research has never uncovered any cigarette butts on the surface because smoking is banned.

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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Shane,

    There's the prime directive, too.

    I've also heard the idea that somewhere out there are aliens battling each other over us.

    Personally, on most things, I'm of the maybe school of thought. Maybe aliens or ghosts... need concrete proof.

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      Suzanne,
      Hasn't everybody?
      Not me. I'm pretty familiar with lost time and the post-experience confusion, though.


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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Maybe they think they are feeding us. Why would they know which opening food goes in?

        They study us, see us put things up our butts, and assume that we are eating. So, in your case, they assume that wearing a bunny outfit and putting things up your butt, must be how you eat....because you do it once a day, and they eat one a day. Ipso Facto..they think we are eating.

        It's only a theory. But it's one that fits all the facts, as I have invented them.

        Right so never take a repository when aliens are about? :rolleyes:



        Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

        Shane,

        There's the prime directive, too.

        I've also heard the idea that somewhere out there are aliens battling each other over us.

        Personally, on most things, I'm of the maybe school of thought. Maybe aliens or ghosts... need concrete proof.

        Dan
        You get concrete proof through self research!

        As for ghosts existing, l have no doubts!


        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.


        Terra
        Don't go there Terra, otherwise this thread will go into inches and pickle references, with the mod,s thinking, hmmm, should l close this thread or not?????



        Exploding Tribbies, eh, (sorry to lazy to quote your post). Maybe l should grab my fluffy mapilated Tribble, throw it in a box with GM wheat, and send it to Claude.


        Exploding Tribbles are a formidable weapon. He, he!


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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    I was, but they crashed because they had such a problem with their weird claws. And they 8 legs were so hard to manage. Frankly, I wonder if they didn't buy the gadgets at a yard sale or something, since they seemed so unprepared. They said they were called guac, and we all mused about how scifi(aka syfy) came SO close to their name with gua and gua'uld! Oddly, they DID seem to like guacamole. YUCK!

    Anyway, after the guacs had some guac, they seemed to want to get out of the area, so I watched as they seemed to fight over the controls. I hope they made it home.

    BTW if it isn't clear, I am just poking fun at the average idea, etc...

    That isn't to make light of things like what may have happened to heysal, though there ARE cases that deal with consciousness problems, or environmental issues where a person looses time(time passed that they can't account for), may become a bit paranoid(TEMPORARILY), be paralysed(TEMPORARILY), and may even perceive creatures around them, which logically WOULD appear grayish. But it is just the way the brain works in such cases.

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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Not this week. I have an appointment booked for Thursday though. Just a routine check up this time, nothing major.
      Brilliant. Very Riffle like.

      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Maybe he just had a Freudian slip and is subconsciously letting us know he has an extra large er, um, well, you know.


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      I'm not joking.
      My head is a tad larger than normal for a man my height. And my hands and feet are slightly smaller.

      I was in the middle of a sales presentation once, and the wife started laughing out loud. After several requests to find out what was so funny, she finally said "You have the biggest head I've ever seen". It had never occurred to me. But she was right. My wife was looking in the mirror, and I stood behind her...placing my chin on her shoulder. My head was as tall as her head...and neck combined. A receding hairline makes it a tad more obvious.

      I was talking to a female business friend, and she was looking at my hands. She said "Your hands are small for a man your size". And I said "Well, You know what they say....Small hands-small...ohhhh!"
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Brilliant. Very Riffle like.



        Dearest Terra;
        I'm not joking.
        My head is a tad larger than normal for a man my height. And my hands and feet are slightly smaller.

        I was in the middle of a sales presentation once, and the wife started laughing out loud. After several requests to find out what was so funny, she finally said "You have the biggest head I've ever seen". It had never occurred to me. But she was right. My wife was looking in the mirror, and I stood behind her...placing my chin on her shoulder. My head was as tall as her head...and neck combined. A receding hairline makes it a tad more obvious.

        I was talking to a female business friend, and she was looking at my hands. She said "Your hands are small for a man your size". And I said "Well, You know what they say....Small hands-small...ohhhh!"
        What is it that you say your wife says? Oh yes, Oh dear!

        So, Oh, dear!

        Awww, I'm sorry, Claude.

        I really am, as my heart is big for a girl my size and if it helps, I like you just the way you are.


        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post


        Don't go there Terra, otherwise this thread will go into inches and pickle references, with the mod,s thinking, hmmm, should l close this thread or not?????
        Shane
        Don't worry Shane. We're not going there, we're going on an alien spaceship ride, remember?


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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Somewhere out there an alien is reading this thread wondering WTH?
      Until he gets to Shane. And then he thinks "Ahhh, our sleeper agent is still active, gathering information for the Pink Bunny Invasion. We will be victorious!"
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Until he gets to Shane. And then he thinks "Ahhh, our sleeper agent is still active, gathering information for the Pink Bunny Invasion. We will be victorious!"
        Now he's looking for his watch.
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    In an alien universe, there is a thread by entitled, "Have You Ever Been Abducted By Earthlings & Operated On In A Crude and Primitive Flying Machine?
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      Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

      In an alien universe, there is a thread by entitled, "Have You Ever Been Abducted By Earthlings & Operated On In A Crude and Primitive Flying Machine?
      I'm gunning for an intergalactic plagiarism suit then.
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        Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

        I'm gunning for an intergalactic plagiarism suit then.
        How many light years do intergalactic copyrights hold up? Do wormholes cut that time at all?
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        • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          How many light years do intergalactic copyrights hold up? Do wormholes cut that time at all?
          I've never studied universal law so am not sure.

          (... No, as a matter of fact, I want to see your leader.)
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            Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

            I've never studied universal law so am not sure.

            (... No, as a matter of fact, I want to see your leader.)
            Serious huh? I AM the leader. What's your whine?
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          How many light years do intergalactic copyrights hold up? Do wormholes cut that time at all?
          My dearest friendly non-violent Sal;

          A light year is a measure of distance, not time.

          Not in the face, Not in the face!
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            My dearest friendly non-violent Sal;

            A light year is a measure of distance, not time.

            Not in the face, Not in the face!
            I know that. LMAO. But it takes xxx amount of time for light to get back to us from another galaxy, or even parts of ours, right - so it would take at least some real time for them to get here over a copyright, unless time was no factor in their speed - so I was just figuring that any copyrights we got back here would be expired. :rolleyes:

            Okay - I know, but at least I tried, huh?
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            • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
              Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

              I know that. LMAO. But it takes xxx amount of time for light to get back to us from another galaxy, or even parts of ours, right - so it would take at least some real time for them to get here over a copyright, unless time was no factor in their speed - so I was just figuring that any copyrights we got back here would be expired. :rolleyes:

              Okay - I know, but at least I tried, huh?
              It was still very funny. Dan
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                It was still very funny. Dan
                Kewl. I'm glad that someone liked it. That's a lot of brainpower to burn at 4 in the morning, ya know? I wonder if I advertise myself for abduction, if someone/thing can help me out with that one a little bit.
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                • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
                  Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

                  Kewl. I'm glad that someone liked it. That's a lot of brainpower to burn at 4 in the morning, ya know? I wonder if I advertise myself for abduction, if someone/thing can help me out with that one a little bit.
                  I don't know about that. You might get the evil ones - or Shane's minions.
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                  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                    Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                    I don't know about that. You might get the evil ones - or Shane's minions.
                    For starters l am impressed that you are still coherent at 4am, l am well into zombie mode at 3.30am, and cannot write too much without using dumb words to describe something!


                    He, he, Sal, if you hear some fluffy, soft things fall on your roof, with the occasion squeak, don't be too worried that is just me dropping Tribbles.


                    I will drop the exploding GM ones on Claude's roof, since he has tried to stop my evil plans! :rolleyes:


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                    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
                      Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post


                      I will drop the exploding GM ones on Claude's roof, since he has tried to stop my evil plans! :rolleyes:


                      Shane

                      You're going to drop exploding cars on Claude's roof?!

                      Can you send me a pic? I want to use it for my Christmas cards.
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                      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        You're going to drop exploding cars on Claude's roof?!

                        Can you send me a pic? I want to use it for my Christmas cards.
                        GMO, groan!

                        Although an exploding car, might be a good idea?

                        I will just fill it with fat Tribbles, half a ton of GMO wheat, and some Chillies, just to make sure!


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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

                        You're going to drop exploding cars on Claude's roof?!

                        Can you send me a pic? I want to use it for my Christmas cards.
                        Hey, I'd like a copy of that too.

                        Man, that Claude guy will never know what hit him. The plan is foolproof.


                        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

                        GMO, groan!

                        Although an exploding car, might be a good idea?

                        I will just fill it with fat Tribbles, half a ton of GMO wheat, and some Chillies, just to make sure!


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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            A light year is a measure of distance, not time.
            Distance = time, in a way.
            Looking at stars is very much looking into the past.

            And I don't know how it is in other places, but here
            in Texas if you ask someone "How far" something is,
            they answer not with distance, but with how long it
            is going to take you to get there.

            "How far is it from Houston to El Paso?"
            Someone using Google might say something like,
            "About 750 miles" and they would be completely wrong!
            Nobody would know what they are saying!

            The correct answer is, "10 or 11 hours".


            ...Therefore I submit to you that Sal's copyright idea
            is 100% permissible and I think Yanik Silver even had
            a bonus chapter in one of those PDFs about it, didn't he?
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            • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
              Originally Posted by MikeTucker View Post

              Distance = time, in a way.
              Looking at stars is very much looking into the past.

              And I don't know how it is in other places, but here
              in Texas if you ask someone "How far" something is,
              they answer not with distance, but with how long it
              is going to take you to get there.

              "How far is it from Houston to El Paso?"
              Someone using Google might say something like,
              "About 750 miles" and they would be completely wrong!
              Nobody would know what they are saying!

              The correct answer is, "10 or 11 hours".


              ...Therefore I submit to you that Sal's copyright idea
              is 100% permissible and I think Yanik Silver even had
              a bonus chapter in one of those PDFs about it, didn't he?
              In Colorado, during the winter, I'm better off saying the miles.
              40 miles in the mountains can be about 45 minutes, 2 hours, or about
              7 hours. The time it took 7 hours, this season anyway, the State Patrol
              got 22 cars out of the way. 19 of those had bad tires.
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              • Profile picture of the author HeySal
                Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                In Colorado, during the winter, I'm better off saying the miles.
                40 miles in the mountains can be about 45 minutes, 2 hours, or about
                7 hours. The time it took 7 hours, this season anyway, the State Patrol
                got 22 cars out of the way. 19 of those had bad tires.
                When I lived in Empire, CO - there were times that the pass to Winter Park got hammered and it became a matter of "gee, you can't get there from here".

                Aaron -- triangle is military. Not the football field size one - but military has a perfectly triangle ship of some sort now. They are bizarre looking, but not alien.
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              • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
                Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

                In Colorado, during the winter, I'm better off saying the miles.
                40 miles in the mountains can be about 45 minutes, 2 hours, or about
                7 hours. The time it took 7 hours, this season anyway, the State Patrol
                got 22 cars out of the way. 19 of those had bad tires.
                I certainly understand that!

                I spent 5 hours out of this past Sunday (or Monday :confused: ) night on I-70 somewhere
                between Vail and Breckenridge... and I was probably one of those
                19 with "bad" tires but in my defense, it doesn't snow in South Texas
                and I had no idea that I would need to put chains on my tires!?

                Nothing like driving on a 5% or 6% grade in the snow & ice, in the dark
                with mountains leering down at your stupidity!

                This was on the way to Utah... During the snowstorm on the way back
                I was trying to, you know, not die... So no pics of me being stuck in this.




                Also, apparently this exists:






                And speaking of blurry "evidence":

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    • Profile picture of the author bravo75
      Anyone seriously interested in the abduction phenomena, should definitely look into some stuff my John E Mack.

      His book, "Abduction" turned me into a believer in the alien abduction phenomena.

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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

        Anyone seriously interested in the abduction phenomena, should definitely look into some stuff my John E Mack.

        His book, "Abduction" turned me into a believer in the alien abduction phenomena.

        http://ageoflucidity.files.wordpress...ith-aliens.pdf
        If people are being abducted, and I'm not going to say yea or nay on the subject, since I would have no way of knowing the truth about such a situation, who could actually testify that it's aliens picking them up and not just some strange military type vehicle from our own planet?

        This stuff is just too complicated for us average people to know for sure what's going on no matter which way we look at it. There have been some reports by people ya just know for sure are walking looney bins - but there's other reports from very credible people, and a lot of reports when added up, so something is more likely to be going on than not. All I can do is listen to the reports and decide what the probably I think each is that something actually happened. Not even going to try to decide what might be the actual case.
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Hey, I'd like a copy of that too.

          Man, that Claude guy will never know what hit him. The plan is foolproof.



          Shane; Want to buy some Tribble food? I can't wait to see you drop a car full of tribbles on that dude's house. Man! Will he be surprised!
          That's right Claude, it is another Claude on this forum, everything is ok, just ignore the bulls eye on your roof!


          Sure, l would love to get my hands on some GMO Tribble food, preferably genetically modified to explode Tribbles on command!

          I could just leave a mobile Phone turned on, and just say Dan to explode the lot.


          Wouldn't even need a car, just soft drop them onto the roof, and all the occupant would hear is squeak, squeak, boom! :rolleyes:


          Shane

          PS l have done my serious post, so l am allowed to get silly! :p
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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
            Have You Ever Been Abducted By Aliens & Operated On In A Big, Glowing UFO?
            Not yet - but I still have hope.
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Can't you tell?

    I thought you'd never ask.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

      I've never studied universal law so am not sure.

      (... No, as a matter of fact, I want to see your leader.)
      WHAT, , you haven't taken a course on Temporal Mechanics???

      Here is a snippet,.....


      Temporal mechanics is the process, of starting out with a singular event in space, time, that has a noticeable effect on future space, time events.

      Unless person A, comes back to effect his outcome of a particular event, then person A, can effect person A, transition event in future space, time, as it can effect his decision to effect the past event, although effecting the past event, can change his decision to effect the past event.

      This in turn could effect how he thought of the past event since he will think differently about going back to chance the past in order so as to not effect his decision to chance the past event in the future!:rolleyes: Phew....


      No wonder the pub is next door?


      Now where is my watch?


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  • Profile picture of the author subisa852
    No, and it never cross my mind that I want to meet or abducted by aliens. It's super scary and I don't believe in them but if I see one I'll let you guys know. LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
    What the hell is a Tribble?
    And what the hell happened to our UFO abduction stories?
    You guys sure know how to ruin a good thread!
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by David Braybrooke View Post

      What the hell is a Tribble?
      And what the hell happened to our UFO abduction stories?
      You guys sure know how to ruin a good thread!
      A Tribble is like a Martain fluffy bunny with no head, tail or legs. Just a fluffy blob. They breed like rabbits and are different colors, They make a gentle trilling sound and like being stroked. They plagued captain Kirk in one of the early Star Trek episodes.

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  • Profile picture of the author candoit2
    Kind of funny timing, because there is something triangular that has appeared multiple nights over a walmart in my area. Supposed to have 3 lights on the points of the triangle and a big multicolored light in center. It can just hover and then take off vertically in an instant.

    I never saw it, as I don't hang out at walmarts at night, but I can't blame the Aliens for wondering who these people are exactly who spend friday evenings shopping at walmart.

    We do have a airbase nearby, probably a drone gathering data because obviously these people will buy anything. Politicians will target their campaigns to attract their votes.

    My cousin phoned me up though once to tell me a similar story when he was fishing, and said it was the size of a football field. That was 15 yrs ago.
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by AaronJones View Post

      Kind of funny timing, because there is something triangular that has appeared multiple nights over a walmart in my area. Supposed to have 3 lights on the points of the triangle and a big multicolored light in center. It can just hover and then take off vertically in an instant.

      I never saw it, as I don't hang out at walmarts at night, but I can't blame the Aliens for wondering who these people are exactly who spend friday evenings shopping at walmart.

      We do have a airbase nearby, probably a drone gathering data because obviously these people will buy anything. Politicians will target their campaigns to attract their votes.

      My cousin phoned me up though once to tell me a similar story when he was fishing, and said it was the size of a football field. That was 15 yrs ago.
      That's the same variety that hovers over K-Mart. The Walgreens ones are pill shaped. Target has the ones that are circles within circles. Football field sized ones hang out over sports stadiums and abduct NFL players and force them to play in there floating fields.

      3 glasses of Blue Moon beer brings you my second bad anecdote of this thread. Humble apolgies

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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    ummm Unfortunately for you, Betty Boop is not an alien repellent.
    Just irritates em.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      ummm Unfortunately for you, Betty Boop is not an alien repellent.
      Just irritates em.
      Cool! Betty Boop alien mace! I love it! :p

      Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author rwbovee
    I think I saw a UFO in Westfield, Wisconsin last night. Very bright in the sky like a star but shaped like a flying saucer.
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  • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
    Ghosts, UFO's ... if we chucked in werewolves & vampires we'd have the unholy trinity here!

    This is worth a read: TAKEN BY ALIENS! The world's greatest mysteries: Roswell and other UFO encounters | Real Life | Life & Style | Daily Star. Simply The Best 7 Days A Week

    THE EVENT: In September 1961, American couple Betty and Barney Hill were driving south through the White Mountains in New Hampshire when they saw a large, bright object in the sky, following them and rapidly descending towards their car.

    The Hills said they were terrified as the silent spacecraft loomed closer to them and they spotted several humanoid figures standing at the windows of the mysterious craft.

    Fearing they were about to be captured, the Hills drove quickly away but shortly afterwards, the couple said they found themselves 35 miles farther along on the road and realised they had lost two hours of time.

    To find out what had happened, the couple were regressed by a psychiatrist.

    Through a long series of sessions, the Hills recounted a tale of being abducted by alien beings into the UFO and given physical examinations before being returned to their car with their memories completely erased.

    Speaking about the alleged kidnap, social worker Betty said: “They were four-and-a-half to five feet tall, humanoid-like, very large eyes that slanted upward, very flat nose, just a thin slit for a mouth, a greyish complexion. And they were all dressed alike.”

    Kathy Marden, the Hills’ niece, who is also a social scientist, said: “What’s very important was that Betty and Barney both had conscious recall of the experience, except for the actual UFO abduction itself.
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Yep, read about the 1961 incident, scary stuff, l think that it was in the Visitor book, or something like that, l read it probably 15 years ago!


      The ironic thing is if another race of humans were on Mars for example, (or at our bronze age level) and we landed there in 10 years time, the roles would be reversed.

      And put that 300 or more years into the future then, we could pull off some pretty impressive tricks like beams that could suspend objects, etc.


      If anyone seriously looks into all this, (meaning do serious research and not believe popular media) they would come to the conclusion that they exist!


      It is only clinging to their radial tires and color tv's or fear that keeps 25% of the population denying the whole thing.


      Research crop circles, most are fake, some clearly are not!

      UFO's, some are fake some are natural, some are our stuff, some are even individuals mucking around with zero point and anti gravity motors, but some are genuine!


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      • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
        RIP to Roger Leir:


        Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

        Yep, read about the 1961 incident, scary stuff, l think that it was in the Visitor book, or something like that, l read it probably 15 years ago!


        The ironic thing is if another race of humans were on Mars for example, (or at our bronze age level) and we landed there in 10 years time, the roles would be reversed.

        And put that 300 or more years into the future then, we could pull off some pretty impressive tricks like beams that could suspend objects, etc.


        If anyone seriously looks into all this, (meaning do serious research and not believe popular media) they would come to the conclusion that they exist!


        It is only clinging to their radial tires and color tv's or fear that keeps 25% of the population denying the whole thing.


        Research crop circles, most are fake, some clearly are not!

        UFO's, some are fake some are natural, some are our stuff, some are even individuals mucking around with zero point and anti gravity motors, but some are genuine!


        Shane
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    @ Mike Tucker - next trip out here you need to get a photo of a jackalope.
    Much more evasive than our dinosaurs, even the blurry ones.

    Our chain laws are for commercial vehicles - 15 passenger vans and larger.
    You can usually do well with good tires and front wheel drive. I prefer to have
    four wheel drive or all wheel drive.

    SUVs are expensive to rent here in the winter. Sooo, we seem to get a lot more tourists
    in cars that are not really good for the conditions and just have the basic tires the car rental companies use to be save money.

    In the 7 hour traffic jam, 18 of the 19 cars that had bad - as in near bald - tires were registered in Colorado. There is talk of inspecting tires at the on ramps. This particular jam was on Eastbound I-70 on the eight uphill miles Dillon to the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels.

    One winter, I came across some 18-19 year old girls from California. They were in a
    Camaro - rear wheel drive and light in the back - and they had no winter clothing at all.
    They did not want to drive any further in the blizzard. I loaned them a sleeping bag 'til
    morning and we slept in our separate cars in the gas station parking lot.
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    • Profile picture of the author MikeTucker
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      ...

      One winter, I came across some 18-19 year old girls from California. They were in a
      Camaro - rear wheel drive and light in the back - and they had no winter clothing at all.
      They did not want to drive any further in the blizzard. I loaned them a sleeping bag 'til
      morning and we slept in our separate cars in the gas station parking lot.

      Haha well I'll wait for Summer before I go back for the jackalope!
      Oh, so that's what "CMV" stands for!

      And good, I wasn't a problem in that particular jam then. By the time
      my little rental and I got to the Eisenhower tunnel the street sweepers
      had come by and nobody was stuck anymore. But it does teach me to
      forget about saving fuel next time and to go for the truck!

      Haha that was nice of you, poor kids. Well they survived and learned
      from it I'm sure-- I did!
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by bizgrower View Post

      @ Mike Tucker - next trip out here you need to get a photo of a jackalope.
      Much more evasive than our dinosaurs, even the blurry ones.

      Our chain laws are for commercial vehicles - 15 passenger vans and larger.
      You can usually do well with good tires and front wheel drive. I prefer to have
      four wheel drive or all wheel drive.

      SUVs are expensive to rent here in the winter. Sooo, we seem to get a lot more tourists
      in cars that are not really good for the conditions and just have the basic tires the car rental companies use to be save money.

      In the 7 hour traffic jam, 18 of the 19 cars that had bad - as in near bald - tires were registered in Colorado. There is talk of inspecting tires at the on ramps. This particular jam was on Eastbound I-70 on the eight uphill miles Dillon to the Eisenhower/Johnson tunnels.

      One winter, I came across some 18-19 year old girls from California. They were in a
      Camaro - rear wheel drive and light in the back - and they had no winter clothing at all.
      They did not want to drive any further in the blizzard. I loaned them a sleeping bag 'til
      morning and we slept in our separate cars in the gas station parking lot.
      There was a pile up one year at the bottom of the hill at Georgetown. LMAO - the tourists didn't know to drive down the lip of the road and were following everyone else's icy tracks then sliding. I pulled off far enough for awhile to just watch - cars sliding past the exit to get off and just sliding sideways and landing in a pile at the bottom.

      There was a cop that came by me and was actually stupid enough to pull someone off the road. They swung into the snow and the cop pulled in behind, just off the road. He got smacked several times and started a jam all of his own. I waited until I could get around, swung around and got off in Georgetown for awhile. The cop had people from town taking all sorts of pictures of him.

      I still wonder what happened to that dipstick. Never saw him around again after that.
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      • Profile picture of the author bravo75
        Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

        There was a pile up one year at the bottom of the hill at Georgetown. LMAO - the tourists didn't know to drive down the lip of the road and were following everyone else's icy tracks then sliding. I pulled off far enough for awhile to just watch - cars sliding past the exit to get off and just sliding sideways and landing in a pile at the bottom.

        There was a cop that came by me and was actually stupid enough to pull someone off the road. They swung into the snow and the cop pulled in behind, just off the road. He got smacked several times and started a jam all of his own. I waited until I could get around, swung around and got off in Georgetown for awhile. The cop had people from town taking all sorts of pictures of him.

        I still wonder what happened to that dipstick. Never saw him around again after that.
        Lol. I love your posts. That one in particular read like a novel. I especially liked the "dipstick" part.
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

          Lol. I love your posts. That one in particular read like a novel. I especially liked the "dipstick" part.
          Why thank ya, sir. If you haven't noticed yet, Bizgrower lives right down the road from where I lived in Colorado about 20 yrs. ago. He's around 4 miles - 3 if you took the old mule route over the pass, from where I lived. So he actually knows where I'm talking about. He's probably seen the same type of pile-ups. LOL.

          So, while you're around Bravo. Tell me the truth...........
          You're one of the guys from the ship scouting for who to beam up next.......right?
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          • Profile picture of the author bravo75
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post


            So, while you're around Bravo. Tell me the truth...........
            You're one of the guys from the ship scouting for who to beam up next.......right?
            Well, if I were 10 years younger and single, I know who I would be beaming up!

            I would most certainly do a lot of hovering around the Brazilian and Venezuelan Beaches.

            In reality though, sometimes I think it was me who got beamed up! My mind is like a merry-go-round of bizarre thoughts. Maybe the wee guys had something to do with that.

            Instead of an anal probe, I got the brain probe.
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            • Profile picture of the author David Braybrooke
              Originally Posted by bravo75 View Post

              Well, if I were 10 years younger and single, I know who I would be beaming up!

              I would most certainly do a lot of hovering around the Brazilian and Venezuelan Beaches.

              In reality though, sometimes I think it was me who got beamed up! My mind is like a merry-go-round of bizarre thoughts. Maybe the wee guys had something to do with that.

              Instead of an anal probe, I got the brain probe.
              Liking the beaches idea!

              This page is worth a look for all the abduction freakz! -
              The Shocking Truth About Alien Abductions (Powerful Video Evidence) | Collective-Evolution

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