Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

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I'm going to make a video of WarriorForum Off-Topic quotes from various participants here. What's your favorite quote from somebody here? Only original quotes from participants here count, not clever statements from Mark Twain or Lao Tze or some famous person who hasn't said anything here. Thanks.

I'll begin:

"The limits of your imagination do not define the boundaries of my reality."
~Paul Myers
#off topic forum
  • [ahem] "...my reality."

    I was going to quote the line Claude had in his sig about Riffle being right, but he removed it. Damned Claude...
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    • Corrected.

      I want to see Claude's quote. Claude?
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    • Actually.........
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  • I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep on doing so until the end.
    Abraham Lincoln
  • If it's to be, it's up to me. So if it's up to me, it's to be!
  • That's one of my favorite "Paul" quotes as well. It's saved in my personal quotations file.

    I have a feeling you won't get a lot of contributions. Probably not too many are thinking about or looking for quotation fodder when they read the forum. I'll chip in a few though...

    Persistence is a virtue, but pushiness is its ugly cousin.
    - Michael Oksa

    Any person who says that everyone should have the same level of privilege has probably never put in the effort necessary to earn special treatment.
    - Paul Myers

    It's always easier to look for villains than for understanding, but it's rarely fair or productive.
    - Paul Myers

    Your life is a book that you author. Everyday is a new blank page that you have the ability to write. It's up to you whether you pen a tragedy or an inspirational.
    - Terra Kern

    The Earth isn't acting abnormally --- people just aren't as intelligent a life form as they want to believe.
    - HeySal
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  • know when to hold them
    know when to fold them
    know when to walk away -kenny rogers
  • It appears a few folks didn't quite grok the OP.
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      Oh ... oh ... I got one!
      "It appears a few folks didn't quite grok the OP - Dennis Gaskill"
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  • I saw this yesterday. Not an off topic quote, but all the while, pretty deep, and somewhat humorous.

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  • It was either Ken Caudill or Dan Riffle who once said..

    "It is so hot that a sultry gaze from Jessica Alba would go unnoticed in a men's prison."
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    • Must've been Ken. I would have referenced Jessica Biel.
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    Here's another one. Can't remember if this is it exactly, but it went something like

    "at the risk of straying back on topic ...." Paul Myers
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    ha ha ... Here's a good Claude one

    "Claude is the real Mr Spock. He was an adviser on Star Trek on Spock's logical characterization. He visited Vulcan as a child and took the course in pure logic. He combed his hair forward and had plastic surgery on his ears to make them pointy. Unfortunately the graft did not take and the hair began to fail too. So, he turned to satirical logic." lanfear63
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    ... and who could forget Martian Fluffy Bunnies?

    "Shane is a psychic scientist and conspiracy theorist. His digital enhancements of funny shaped rocks on Mars is legendary. Even NASA use his services. He is credited to being the discoverer of the "Martain Fluffy Bunnies", a species indigenous to the planet. His pointing out that Mars has a blue sky and thus posseses oxygen has caused quite a stir at our local Wal-Mart." lanfear63
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    "PS I can prove that l am psychic, l will say that you will post here at least another two times before disappearing in a huff" tagiscom
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    Here's a quote:

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    Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words

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    "Hmmm, l was fascinated with the last video and decided to do some more digging!

    I enhanced the video images, and managed to find an extra image he missed, of our weird martian rabbit!

    Pretty hard to dismiss this as a rock! An ancient fossil, that is being blown across the martian landscape is the most plausible alternative!

    Either way it proves that there is life!

    But as you will see, the martian rabbit theory holds more ground...

    I doubt that a fossil, has colors all over it and seems to be sunning itself? As you will see in the last image, it could also be playing dead. Because of the mars rover slowly moving about?

    Same area, same rover, no rabbit??? And the image below, was taken from the same image above, which shows the rabbit has moved!

    He missed this one, it looks like the same rabbit, but with its ears down. Most likely its white coloration, is so it can hide from predators during the day. Which raises the exciting possibility that there are more animals on Mars!" tagiscom
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    "...if anything, Claude baits me into banter wars. Trust me, he's a master baiter." Dan Riffle

    "Who else thought when they first read the title of this thread "Claude's back!!!" that it had something to do with hair waxing?" Kurt

    "You people are sick and demented.
    When can we get together to party?" Steven Wagenheim
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    • "As Tim so eloquently put it...I'm f****d
      Oh, and I thought there were going to be refreshments served in this thread." Steve Wagenheim

      and from the same thread

      "My programmers are working on a de-uniquifying plugin to counter the unique content penalty as we speak. Stay tuned for the WSO. " Suzanne
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  • Thunderbird, it appears your post has prompted people to start search through old threads to find quotable comments. This could be dangerous.

    MODS - Please delete all my posts prior to today!

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    • Now people are going to be looking specifically for your ones...
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  • "Is the world becoming too solipsistic, or is it just me?" ~ Frank Donovan
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    • He, he, yep, l have bought Martian fluffy bunnies into the spotlight here, well, Claude helped!


      Well, l wouldn't take all the credit for that, since l just saw a YT video someone else did, l just found additional supportive evidence, and color corrected the main image.

      But all jokes aside, if it isn't then, l saw 4 items that changed position, and about three images that looked remarkably like, you know what!

      Local Wall-Mart, , l hope not!


      But up to 34,000 people have seen it, so it isn't too shabby!

      Shane
  • Can't remember who it was, but someone had under their username "Self unemployed".
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    • I thought I did a good reply to a Kurt post but the thread dropped out of sight next day.

      So for what it's worth..

      Kurt: "Is it just me, or does that donkey need to floss?"

      Lanfear63: "Nope, it's just you who needs to floss!"
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    • Oh, that was DogScout.


      Terra
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  • Dennis - I admit to browsing back for one of your quotes. I remember laughing very hard at one of your remarks not too long ago, but couldn't find it in limited time.

    The one I would have quoted Paul on was quoted before I got here -
    "The limits of your imagination do not define the boundaries of my reality."
    ~Paul Myers

    There were many I tried to remember - so many good quotes over the 10 years I've been in here.......
    I'm not a quote hoarder or I'd have at least several pages I could have offered up here. This thread might make me change my ways and start saving great lines in here.
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    • hmmm, l have another one!

      Shane
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    Part of me is shocked and appalled, part of me wishing I'd had teachers like that as a teenager. thunderbird

    I say a chicken in every pot and a stripper pole in every class room! Kurt

    According to 4 out of 5 pediatricians, Claude's birthday lap dances are the number one cause for projectile vomiting of cake and ice cream. Kurt

    I'll believe in psychics when I see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery". whateverpedia
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  • The release date for the video will be Monday June 16. I promise to put in every gimmick I can come up with in making it. Where it is missing slickness and high production value, there will be an abundance of tackiness, gaudy poor taste, and flawed design. It'll be testament to odd experiments that go in skewed directions. Hope you enjoy it.
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    • So, what you're saying is that the video will be a perfect tribute to the Off Topic.
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  • I knew I should have deleted that post before it was removed from the context that spawned it. Just goes to show you to be careful not to caught up in the moment. Sigh.
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    • Oh, Okay...

      You mean this part...

      Right?


      Terra
  • From Fred To Frederique. My Transgender Sexual Journey. By Dan Riffle. ~ Claude Whitacre
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    • The original title was, From Claude to Claudette. However, my inspiration for the project threatened to sue.
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  • No offense intended, but that's just a pile of clichéd, patronizing codswallop. ~ Frank Donovan
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    • I have a feeling that an hour spent reading posts from Frank..would be an hour well spent.
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    • Here's a couple that cracked me up from Big Frank. I'm a Don Rickles fan also btw.

      "I'm sorry if you feel that I'm being too hard on ####. I'll lighten up. I wouldn't want him to soil his pretty pink panties and that is NOT an insult. I am merely complimenting him on his fashion sense. Nothing more." ~ Big Frank

      "None of this is supposed to be personal. While I may think that you are an inbred, toothless goober that will have sexual relations with anything in your barn, I by no means want any of this to be deemed a personal attack. (Where the hell are the old emoticons when you need one?). It's nothing more than the on/off state of pixels on a screen and is not meant to hurt anyone. I strive to never intentionally hurt any human being and while I oftentimes debate whether or not you actually possess enough functioning synapses to meet the criteria for inclusion as a higher life form, I do not ever want to actually hurt, ridicule or offend you. That said, if I am able to get you so angry that you foam at the mouth and drop that ferret that your buggering - then it was a good day. A very good day, indeed." ~ Big Frank

      "I suffered the agony of Mad Cow for over 5 years - until I divorced her." ~ Big Frank



      Not funny but a good one I think.
      "I gave up the ###, continued to walk my dog, lived there 3 years without incident and learned something that I've carried with me for the rest of my life. If you allow fear to consume you, it won't take long before there is nothing recognizable left of you. I ain't been afraid of squat - since." ~ Big Frank
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  • ANNOUNCEMENT:
    The video release date is next Tuesday, July 8 (2014).

    (Apologies in advance for it's over-the-top gaudiness, disturbing design, exhibition of offensive taste in video-making, overall amateurishness and over-reliance on gimmickry that makes the notorious artistic choices of the nouveau riche seem elevated by comparison.)
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    "I am only a humble defender of democracy."-socialentry.
  • "Here fo the spam!" ~ Theresa
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  • "My therapist has a wet nose...." ~ Kay King
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    • Is there a picture of Kay's dog somewhere?
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  • My son, 4...

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    • LOL, I burst out laughing when l read that one!

      Beat that Dan!


      That even beats my "M, Fluffy Bunny Activist" one, dammit!


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  • Last chance to submit quotes for this project. They must be original quotes made WF forums, not quotes from famous people.
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    He's a hot hunk of burning lust - Claude Whitacre
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    • You're entitled. ~ TL
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  • You're a little late, Terra. Maybe for next edition. This edition of the video is uploading. You're on it, LOL.
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    • It's not the first thing I've been late for, lol!

      Huh? You say I'm on it and then you laugh?

      Please tell me it's something nice and not embarrassing! Pretty please? LOL!


      Terra
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  • OK, the video is up. Here's the link:

    warriorforum quotes video - YouTube
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    • I'll watch it when it's available.

      Should I make some popcorn? =P


      Terra
  • Pretty good, Thunderbird. It was kind of ironic in that I'm the one that posted the HeySal quote, and the music you used for her quote was the music track I used in the first video I ever made.
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    • Okay, I watched it and I'm bummed I can't double thank you!!

      I loved it, and yes, I did sit through the whole video. I even watched it twice, lol!

      I can't wait for the next one! = )


      Terra
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  • Great video, TB. Thanks!!!
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    • Yes, great TB, glad you threw a fluffy bunny in there, but don't forget my award winning Avatar quote.

      It took me a good 5 minutes of blood, sweat and tears, to come up with that one!



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  • If that was your first attempt at making a video, then well done. It augurs well for any future videos you make.

    PS. I was a tad disappointed that none of my "pearls of wisdom"() made it this time. I can only assume I'll be featuring in your 2 hour, 3D, surround sound, IMAX extravaganza currently in production.
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    • Thanks for you your kind words. It wasn't my first attempt at a video. Actually doing it myself, I am sort of new.but I've produced videos before, with the actual video-making delegated to others..
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    Great video ... that was fun
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    • I loved it. Big Frank's quote made me laugh out loud.

      "My Son, 4". Talk about an inside joke!
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  • Cool video. Looks like you might have been a VideoMaker FX customer.

    I've got a quote. It seemed to go over big when I first posted it: If you're in a poker game and can't figure out who the patsy is, guess what?
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    Your Favorite WF Off-Topic Quotes?

    I'm going to make a video of WarriorForum Off-Topic quotes from various participants here. What's your favorite quote from somebody here? Only original quotes from participants here count, not clever statements from Mark Twain or Lao Tze or some famous person who hasn't said anything here. Thanks. I'll begin: