The world's oldest poo found in Spain.

Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Scientists have stepped into 50,000-year-old Neanderthal poo at a campsite in Alicante.

Thank God somebody found it! I wonder who reported it missing?

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lanfear63 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Thank God somebody found it! I wonder who reported it missing?

Hey Uggg, you forgot your joke poo

Uggg, What joke poo?
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Kurt

10 years ago

Sounds like a pile of crap to me.

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Richard Van 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Sounds like a pile of crap to me.

It might just be bull shit?
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NRabosa

10 years ago

Originally Posted by thunderbird

Scientists have stepped into 50,000-year-old Neanderthal poo at a campsite in Alicante.

So they actually STEPPED on it? A precious artifact destroyed!

If they'd every find my poo 50, 000 years later they'd find traces of cheetos and gatorade.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by NRabosa

So they actually STEPPED on it? A precious artifact destroyed!

If they'd every find my poo 50, 000 years later they'd find traces of cheetos and gatorade.

That's pretty good business idea. I'll buy poo from everyone here. Eventually some of you will be famous. And here's the beauty part....

I'll just wait 50,000 years, and then sell it for a fortune!

It's a foolproof plan that cannot fail.

I know, I know...the obvious question is "How are you going to store poo for 50,000 years?"

In jars, obviously.

Yes, I am a genius.

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positivenegative

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's pretty good business idea. I'll buy poo from everyone here. Eventually some of you will be famous. And here's the beauty part....

I'll just wait 50,000 years, and then sell it for a fortune!

It's a foolproof plan that cannot fail.

I know, I know...the obvious question is "How are you going to store poo for 50,000 years?"

In jars, obviously.

Yes, I am a genius.

Ha. Beat you to it Claude. I already have a Pooh jar.

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lanfear63 10 years ago

How much longer can a thread last like this when your talking about stuff that comes from an asshole?

Mind you Ive re-read some of my posts recently and I seem to do ok!
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by positivenegative

Ha. Beat you to it Claude. I already have a Pooh jar.

This is not a joke. This really happened.

I walked into my home, and my wife greets me with "Hey, Pooh. How was the appointment?"

I said "It went well, Honey. Can I ask you...why did you start calling me Poo?"

She said "It's a term of endearment. You just remind me of Pooh".

I said (Claude The Dense...just not getting it) "I remind you of Poo? I'm not sure how to take that". (Thinking it was endearing, but still not getting it)

She says "Yes, Pooh is one of my favorite characters. And you are like my Big Pooh Bear".

I just stood, eyes straight ahead,. trying to figure out if I should tell her what I was thinking.

I decided not to. Yes, my marriage is based on a foundation of mutual lying....and poo.

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Dennis Gaskill

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Yes, my marriage is based on a foundation of mutual lying....and poo.

Does that make it . . . sham poo?

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lanfear63 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Does that make it . . . sham poo?

The state of Claude's marriage and the nature of his business could help him lose weight using..

Liepoosuction

He already told me he keeps his cholesterol under control with..

Liepootor
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill

Does that make it . . . sham poo?

Dennis; There have been a couple of pretty good zingers here (Richard and lanfear63 immediately stand out)

But Sham-poo?

My God! that's Genius.

Originally Posted by lanfear63

The state of Claude's marriage and the nature of his business could help him lose weight using..

Liepoosuction

He already told me he keeps his cholesterol under control with..

Liepootor

OK...Ok.....Lie-poo-suction and Lie-poo-tor are pretty damn funny too. Maybe you two can share the bronze Genius Award.

I just now, showed my wife this last several posts. She thought you guys were very clever.

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Kurt

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I just stood, eyes straight ahead,. trying to figure out if I should tell her what I was thinking.

I decided not to. Yes, my marriage is based on a foundation of mutual lying....and poo.

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I just now, showed my wife this last several posts. She thought you guys were very clever.

Oooooops.....

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Oooooops.....

And at that exact part (Post #9) , is where she started laughing.

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Kurt

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

She says "Yes, Pooh is one of my favorite characters. And you are like my Big Pooh Bear".

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Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

And at that exact part (Post #9) , is where she started laughing.

I hate to be the "bearer" of bad news, but the real reason she was laughing was because of your memeory dyslexia. What she really said, after observing what bears do in the woods, is you are like her "Big Bear Pooh"...

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I hate to be the "bearer" of bad news, but the real reason she was laughing was because of your memeory dyslexia. What she really said, after observing what bears do in the woods, is you are like her "Big Bear Pooh"...

Don't bother him now, he's currently with his manager engaged in contractual discussions regarding his participation in the next Batch of Charmin Ultra Ads

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Michael Mayo

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

That's pretty good business idea. I'll buy poo from everyone here...."How are you going to store poo for 50,000 years?"

In jars, obviously.

Yes, I am a genius.

Claude, send me your email address and I'll donate mine. It's an exact copy of the poo found in Spain. I know because I left it there when I was in the US Navy. It's not actually 50,000 yrs old it just spells that old! Actually it only about 25 yrs old, Went Tapa hopping that night and the garlic and beer will do that to a person.

Have a Great Day!
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HeySal

10 years ago

So was it the oldest poo -- or just the oldest found.
I think that if it is actually the oldest, that there is some real obscure info about early human evolution that they aren't telling us.

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Richard Van

10 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

So was it the oldest poo -- or just the oldest found.
I think that if it is actually the oldest, that there is some real obscure info about early human evolution that they aren't telling us.

Depending on your religious beliefs, to be the oldest it was either Adams first poo or if it's the oldest poo ever it doesn't make much sense as it's 50,000 years old and I'm sure the old Neanderthals were doing quite a few poo's before then.

One question though, who is 'they' that are not telling us something? Are they keeping important faecal facts from us?

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MissTerraK 10 years ago

Why all of the talk about poo around here?

Has someone started a bowel movement or something?

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10 years ago

With all this talk about poop, where's Jared?

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