Politicians (not [i]politics[/i] <--)

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Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River Thames.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'Down the other side of the river near the HOC car park.'

'Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?'

'Well, I crawl up under one of their all expenses paid cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the s*** out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the s*** out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an butthole and a briefcase.'

  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    Dave, can I ruin your joke by pointing out the lack of crocodiles in the Thames?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dave Patterson
      Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

      Dave, can I ruin your joke by pointing out the lack of crocodiles in the Thames?
      Cause politicians will kill ya...guess nobody told the crocodiles
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    hahahahahaha verrrrrrrrry funny Dave.
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