600 years of slang terms for making whoopee, or the old "Princum-prancum"

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Jonathan Green's Dictionary of Slang includes slang terms for making whoopee from several centuries ago:

Examples include:

"1. Give someone a green gown (1351)
2. Play nug-a-nug (1505)
3. Play the pyrdewy (1512)
4. Play at couch quail (1521)
5. Ride below the crupper (1578):

31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sexual Intercourse from the Last 600 Years | Mental Floss
  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    One from the future.
    Make Snusnu
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  • Profile picture of the author TLTheLiberator
    Here's another one I'm sure isn't included...


















































    Smurfing it out.
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      "Snu Snu!" My favorite Futurama episode.



      My wife and I have our own little pet words for it. It call it "30 minutes of begging, crying, sweating, and apologizing".

      My wife calls it (with all the affection she can muster) "30 seconds of obligatory hell".

      One day, my friends and I were each bragging about our sexual prowess. When it was my turn, I said, "Yeah, for us, every night, it's 2 hours of heavy breathing and grunting, followed by complete exhaustion".

      My wife waited for the applause to go down, (yes, people always applaud when I speak) and then said "Well, if you would exercise, it wouldn't take you two hours of heavy breathing and grunting, to climb into bed. And you wouldn't be completely exhausted, once you flopped that whale like carcass onto the mattress. And I'm completely exhausted because I have to roll you over".

      And then I said "If it's so terrible for you..why do you always smoke a cigarette in bed, afterwards?"

      She said "I'm trying to set the mattress on fire"


      (Guys, my wife is the nicest sweetest woman in the world. Would I ever let her read this nonsense? Not on your life!)
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  • Profile picture of the author Ken Leatherman
    I kind of like this one:

    29. Horizontal refreshment (1863)
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