The Never Ending Story Thread!

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Hey Warriors, let's write a story together and see where it goes...

No "more" or "less" than 4 words per post.
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Your post should make sense based on the previous post.
You may participate as many times as you like.

Let's begin...

Once Upon A Time...
#off topic forum #fun #humor #story #teamwork #writing
  • In the Ohio jungle
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  • In A Seductive Voice
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  • From the Pencil Sharpener
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    • Ian yelped in pain
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  • "Hi, I'm stoltingmediagroup!" said
  • Nothing to the lady
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  • as it bled profusely
  • onto the bloody carpet
  • around the broken fingernail
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    • though the aroma was...
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  • and a mixture of
  • things not so nice
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  • under Heidi Klum's butt
  • which was patent worthy
  • and cost 100 dollars
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    • then storm clouds gathered
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  • Anything better to say!
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  • that cures athlete's foot
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  • a guy scratching his
  • who rides a dragon
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    • A secret organisation that
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  • from eating elephants for
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    • happy hour every Friday
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    • You're not following directions!
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  • remember 4 words only
  • like an old lady's
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  • Oh No! Kay King's
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  • was short-lived because
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    • T'bird learned to count...
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  • with his charming mullet
  • stuffing Claude's two ears
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    • down his gullet! But.....
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  • from Dennis who wanted
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  • before she gets pregnant
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    • false alarm - moving on
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  • armored cars beside Dan's
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    • with a nefarious agenda
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  • Unfortunately, it was Claude.
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  • Speaking in a &%@~#!@@%
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    • completely shocking my grandma
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  • cause Riffle photo was
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    • featuring Claude's pink tutu
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  • laughing my ass off
  • and the alarm rang.......
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  • (Why was Sal there?)
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  • in cider with snail

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    • Yeayyyy TBird - four words!
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    • The snail ate them?
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  • Banned
    where you can find
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  • that gives out of
  • as night turns to day
  • is it payday yet
  • Banned
    or its a holiday
  • lurking at a beach
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    • watching fluffy bunnies, ahem...
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  • Gone off the rails.
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  • was not a real
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    • woman, but Claude was.
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  • purchased from a Bangkok
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  • for researching his book
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  • health. The secrets of
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  • Definitely a must-read for fantasy lovers. Well written and extremely entertaining. Great plot and characters. On the level with J. R. R. Tolkein's "The Hobbit" and William Goldman's "The Princess Bride.
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    • This is why you should always read at least the first post in a thread.

      Now you know.

      And knowing is half the battle.
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  • LOL I read Riffletitis
  • Riffletitis leads to Whitaitis
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  • Once upon a time...
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  • never again on time
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  • sugar, he needed for
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  • naked Mark Wahlberg look-alikes
  • That last story has an alarming degree of accuracy.
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    • Yes, Zero degree of accuracy is so low, it's truly alarming.

      I am the deepest darkest pit of your soul...come to life. And I have stolen your power to grow a mustache.

      Muuuuhhuuuuhaaaaahaaaa!
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  • then, there were complications..
  • there was no bed...
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    • for the mysterious visitor
  • who won the battle
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    • against, excessively long...


      They should have got a room when this thread started!
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  • airing that episode where....
  • Banned
    a pink unicorn appeared
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    • to replace Claude's, toes

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  • Claude, pantsless as usual,
  • ...with his hand in...
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  • filled with dog hair
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    • plucked from Riffle's chin
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  • very tenderly with a
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  • before realizing...
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  • After three days digging...
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  • Claude finally found the...
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    • the golden idol of
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  • Warrior, better known as...
  • wow, this is lame...
  • please beer me, now
  • What? No beer! Scotch?
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    • Another fluffy bunny fan! Cool!

      He might live where l do, but we don't have any secret meetings to overthrow fluffy bunny hunters! Honest!


      Stud on a Stick
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    into a new world
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    • of female Asti drinkers...
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  • and quick set cement
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    • That failed miserably and...
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  • Because he wet the
  • Said the breathtaking beauty
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    • Terra blushed and decided
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  • in Ohio and Michigan...
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    • The restless Ohioans* were

      (*Ohioites? Heck if I know! )
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  • eating off topic spam
  • and were led to the
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    • Four words, honey, four.
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  • until Claude decided to....
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  • knowing what was buried....
  • in the long goatee
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    • all crusted over with...
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  • upsetting Fluffy Bunny Activist...
  • and all the bunnies
  • that live on poop
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  • within underground caves which
  • just opened last week
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    • Hey, quit this fluffy bunny onslaught!


      on Mars Theme Park
  • with redish green aliens
  • suffering from Riffleitis disease
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  • making Martians carve the ...
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  • chained to a wall
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  • dressed in pink tutus
  • mooning Riffle and Terra
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    • Now you are getting nasty!


      as they praise my
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  • bizarre and twisted activities...
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    • They ordered pizza delivery
  • but received hotdogs instead...
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  • Originally Posted by Richard Van
    with fluffy bunnies inside.


    marinated in aged whiskey
  • by Michael Kors bags!
  • There was sentimental attachment
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  • forum mods deleted them
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  • even dead Riffle smiled
  • The Mother &#$%!@# End.
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    • Slobbered Riffle, passing out.
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    • Sorry, Dan, somebody had you passed away way back in the thread.
      The story would not really make sense if people forgot that, or Shane
      did not say something about reincarnation.

      Carry on.
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  • In a Far-away Kingdom,
  • And a fire-breathing dragon
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  • dreams of Claude's demise.
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    • as Riffle's arch nemesis...
    • [This is part of the song the mouse sung, in high pitch]......


      Claude, squeak, grave, squeak......

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  • on a rainy day...
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    • Into Alice-in-Wonderland's hole...

      (Explanation: This thread needed an injection of some estrogen as the testosterone levels are obviously through the roof! Hello? Guys?)


      Terra
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    • through Alice's looking glass
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  • soothes his throat perfectly
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    • Suddenly a huge Ostrich
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  • With An Apple Pie
  • He Knew it's Over
  • coz Hulk Hogan pinned
  • 1,2,3 Nooo!
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  • making no sense whatsoever.
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    • muttering something about vacuuming
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  • and mittens, scarves, and hats
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  • And the story continues......
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    • without remarks from cretins...
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  • continuously for 9 months
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    • Until Claude gave birth...

      (He said he was pregnant in the IQ Test thread.) =P
  • to a fluffy bunny
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    • That Shane quickly kidnapped
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  • to raise as his
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    • love slave and confidant.
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  • Finally, Shane got laid.


    (Sorry, Shane...Eggs, chicks, laid...I had to.)
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  • awaiting Energiser Bunny hatchings
  • and the Enterprise crew
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    • Hmmmm, well hot chicks!


      Groan! I get it but eeewww!


      Definitely the *%^$# End!!!!!




      I will start the next one, since l have been dragged through the coles!



      Once a Merry Swagman.....
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  • With Fangs Of Blood
  • And Fur Of Gold
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  • Check out Urban Dictionary's definations of swag:
    Urban Dictionary: SWAG
  • after the spiked deadfall
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  • With fistfull of cows
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  • washed down with hot
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    • mustard, and Baileys Irish....
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  • demons eating 5lb. steak
  • Along with salted hake
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    • marinating slowly overnight in
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  • guarded by the gremlins
  • Time to pick up
  • a Red Dot Gun
  • M4-A1 shall do fine
  • Click, Tap, Tap, Click
  • but it has no bullet
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    • To extinguish Dan's Minions...
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  • Devouring all who dare
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  • "quantum physics" said the ....
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  • Back from a long
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  • of sumo pole dancers
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    • for Claudes perverted amusement...
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  • his newly-grown goatee
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  • A present for you.
  • while beating poor children
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  • With that answered, the
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    • Riffle hightailed it out...
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  • which tasted like dandruff
  • cause Riddle dribbled it
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  • but Claude intervened with
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  • Riddles' greens and biscuits
  • smothered in gravy and genital-warts
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  • was flying to his enemies....
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  • bubble wrap air bombs
  • which smelled suspiciously like...
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    • something fishy took place
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  • DNA id'd TERRAKWHITACRERIDDLE species
  • Is this still going?
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    • unfortunately yes, never ending
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  • hello kitty: a girl?
  • this thread never ends!
  • Since this thread started I have had a stroke,
    been in the hospital and rehab for 16 days
    and this is still going. What a bunch of
    weirdos we are. LMBO

    Ken


    The Old Geezer
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    • Are you serious, Ken???? Are you OK - or better???
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  • Wow Ken, here's hoping you make that 100% quickly.
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  • Ken, glad to hear you are doing well.
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    • Ken, glad to know that you are on the mend. Here's to your good health!
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